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where are you, jimmy?

It is possible to find a cure for all diseases, except for one thing, which is aging. Each cell in the body in general is allowed to divide 50-70 times, and with each division the length of the chromosome decreases(specifically the telomeres).
If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.
"the price of mastery is beginner's embarrassment"
let go

cheeks burning, mind racing.
i couldn't bury this lovely feeling. 
a warm touch,  i was star struck.
 you said you'd give me the world
if i gave you a chance.

i was elated, started sprinting.
next second only i'm limping.

 lungs burning, eyes stinging,
you gave me a new reason.

it was rose glasses, blind-sided.
said you want to try something.
smooth talker, hypnotist.
"it's okay baby", i'm spineless.
i didn't want to let you down.


 sandy beach, yacht club,
a surprise trip, i've got to come.
 introverted, my battery drained.
"pull it together", i play pretend.
so its black dress, pursed lips,
i'll be the best actress.


now snows falling, burst bubble,
you said she just wanted trouble.
i cried myself to sleep for weeks.
deflated, bent backwards.
still wanted a better reason.
you just had to make it right.


it was one step, plus two
they don't mean a thing to you.

sweet talker, strategist,
i became your little airhead.
deep down, i knew it wasn't right.


head spinning, dirty feeling.
all you did was dream selling.
want you to give us one last try,
 promise to be a better guy.
heart aching, there's no changing.
at least just tell me one last lie.
 

                     wanted him to see through me.           until his eyes felt like lasers on my skin.
                     wanted him to choose me.               until his touch felt like habitual sin.       
When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.
Well you can text me later if you want.
I'll call later
I might be asleep though
Don't go to sleep?
How can I love others if I don’t love myself – and why hasn’t wikiHow published an article on this yet???
and i can admit to myself that i'm scared.
i still feel stupid and hate myself sometimes.
i still get nervous. sometimes i take my feelings out on others.
i'm not perfect. i forget important things.
i still tr
y my best. i apologise and strive to do better.
i sti
ll get anxious, i still feel this knot form in my stomach and this pressure settle down on my chest.
i
still feel the beads of sweat on my skin and still i sometimes don't have all the answers.
anyon
e in my shoes would feel the same, i'm certain.
i'm d
oing okay, but i can do better.
i still feel stupid and hate myself sometimes, i'm dreading saturday and the potential mistakes i can make.
the po
tential people i can upset and the potential enemies i can make. the potential disagreements and
the potential action i would have to take in the future.
i
'm learning but i'm still scared. when this year ends it'll all be like clockwork.
u
ntil then i need to keep striving and surviving.
i've
made it this far. that has to count for something.
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