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I am my lover. I am the one                                                                                      that tends my garden.
                                                 I am the one I will always
                                                 say goodnight to last.

                                                                         
                                                                                



 

In our society women have two choices:
You're either f.uckable or you're invisible.

To my absent mother.
To the person who acts like nothing is ever wrong or its everyone else’s fault and is delusions and thinks her children all love her. Being young I thought it was fun to go to your house and getting away from my dad’s girlfriend and being able to go get junk food from Fareway’s across the street and you giving us what we wanted and letting us do what we wanted. But now that I’m older I realized that you only did it to get us out of the house so you could put the drugs first and so we wouldn’t bother you. What got me the most is how we had to leave notes to tell you where we were because we left while you were passed out and going through the drug withdraws. You never really cared about us. You always pawned our stuff for the drugs and got mad when we asked about saying we never played with them and promised us you would get them back, but we never saw any of it again. But I’m glad you left my life, I didn’t have a negative impact in my life while I was turning into an adult. I found who I was without you and I am truly glad. So, thanks for putting the drugs first so I didn’t have you in my life to ruin what good I had.



















Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity
is so fragile that apparently
even the slightest brush with
the feminine destroys it.
                                        format by irrestible. do not steal.
   Men who are afraid to feel keep women around to do their feeling for them while dismissing us for the same supposedly ‘inferior’ capacity to feel deeply. But in this way also, men deny themselves their own essential humanity, becoming trapped in dependency and fear.

I want the side of you that you don’t show to anyone else
players only love you when they're playing
 
 
               when i walked into your house,

                 i knew i'd never want to leave









                   
                               

It's different with you, I'm different with you.
I feel light with you. I'm at ease.
No heavy shoulders. No unstable heartbeat.
Just at ease. Thank you.
Even when I'm with my friends I'm lonely. I don't want to see them anymore, why do they still want to see me? Even when I'm with my friends, I'm unhappy. Why do I still feel unhappy? Even when I'm laughing with friends, I'm wishing I was somewhere else. Probably just in bed. Probably just asleep. Even with friends, I still feel like this. I've been distancing myself, pushing them away. Why do they still want to be with me, even when I'm showing clear signs that I can't keep this up anymore.
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