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We aren't we haven't been for a while because I don't. If thats
really what you believe will make him change and make you want to
try then good luck with that. I will not stick around to hear about
it 5:18
I was told I was
dangerous and I asked why. And their response was “because
you don’t need anyone.” I
smiled.
you chew on loneliness until the mint flavor's gone, forget it's even in your mouth until you swallow it.
I'm in love with my
anger
my war-won body
tense and vicious.
She says
if people change, she doesn’t understand why names get
stuck. She calls it false advertisement...
(T.M.)
(T.M.)
There is an odd synchronicity in the way parallel lives veer to touch one another, change direction, and then come close again and again until they connect and hold for whatever it was that fate intended to happen.
30 Day Song Challenge
Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15 - A song that describes you
Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 01 - I currently have two favorite songs. :3 "Custer" and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot.
Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15 - A song that describes you
Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 01 - I currently have two favorite songs. :3 "Custer" and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot.
Come and take a walk on the wild side,
let
me kiss
you
hard
in the
pouring
rain;
YOU LIKE YOUR GIRLS
INSANE.
so, cHoose
Your
LasT
worDs,
THIS IS THE LAST
TIME,
we
were
born
to die.
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I think that the happiness I need in my life is a baby. I think
thats what in my heart I want the most. But the most messed up part
about it all is that I know how he is with Gracie. I know how it is
with him being a baby daddy. If us having a baby would change him
into a better person maybe Id be more willing but I dont see us
getting married. I dont see it because I want to leave Oroville. I
tried having a serious conversation with him about it and hes not
gunna leave because his family friends and baby are all here. But
is it fair for me to continue to put my dreams and my happiness on
hold for him? Is it fair for us to both rely on this website so
much to just get a glimpse of eschothers lifes still? I told my
coworker the basic history of you &' I , and Jon &' I . Its crazy
to talk about it all to someone else , to have someone who doesnt
know of either of you so she can be honest. High school
sweethearts. All our adventures. Everything ya know. How can you
give me so much crap when youre still with her as well? Do you even
love her?
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