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I would
like
to say,
Thank
you for
always
making
me smile
through
the days
and
laugh
like a
manic.
I know
everybody
thinks
we’re
the same
old couple,
but
you’ve,
we’ve,
changed
so much.
I’ve watched
you
grow
into
this
wonderful
person
and I’m
so excited
to see
what
we accomplish.
So thank
you for
keeping
me content
and happy.
I love
you so
much!
Through
all the
struggles
and accomplisments.
Happy
2 years
baby.🧡💛❤
LAYER 8: GETTING OLD
Age you're hoping to get married by:
By now I don´t think about that!
Number of kids you're planning on having:
Well, maybe twins, or a lot of kittens :3
LAYER 9: IN A GUY
Best eye color:
Doesn't matter
Hair color:
Doesn’t matter
Short or long hair:
Doesn’t matter
Fat or fit:
it depends on
Looks or personality:
Both, but a little more personality
Funny or Serious:
both
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO:
Typing...
1 HOUR AGO:
Lazying around, It's a lazy kind of day!
1
WEEK AGO:
Home choices
1 YEAR AGO:
studying
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I FEEL:
Weird
I HATE:
Rap LOL
I NEED:
Exercise
LAYER 4: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke:
Both
McDonald's or Burger King:
Burger King
Single or Group dates:
Single
Adidas or Nike:
Converse LOL
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate
Frappuccino or Coffee:
Both
LAYER 5: DO YOU
Smoke:
Sometimes
Cuss:
Sometimes… almost always
Take showers:
Obviously
Have a crush:
(oh yeah)
OF COURSE NOT!!!
Like school:
Yes!
Believe in Karma:
MAYBE
LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall:
Yeah
Been on stage:
No yet
Eaten sushi:
Yeah
Been hurt:
Not really LOL
Dyed your hair:
‘course not!
LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Kissed someone:
Yeah lol
Gotten beat up:
Yup :’(
Changed who you were to fit in:
A bit
Thanks for coming!! 5/5
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LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE
First Name:
I won’t
Middle:
Say
Last name:
THAT!!
Gender:
Female
Nationality:
Mexican
Current Location:
everywhere good food is :P
Hair Color:
I’m brunette
Righty/Lefty:
Righty
Eye Color:
Brown
LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE
Your fear:
To be unhappy, frustrated
What makes you sad:
Death, losing loved ones
What makes you happy:
The things I love to do w/ the ones I do
Your dream of the perfect date:
Maybe to be unexpected
What you want to be:
FAMOUS lol
LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your thoughts first waking up:
"let’s go, but first, go for the
breakfast!"
Your best physical feature:
Now that I love myself a little more, is hard to
choose!
Your bed time:
Around 00:00
Your most missed memory:
My kitty
Seeing old quotes and remembering all those feelings I had years ago.
Just wow
...
Look how far I've come.
