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can we get back
to the way it was

0 0 strawberriezz strawberriezz
love
no one more kindness with you than God
he is compassionate...he deserves love and obedience
0 0 ImanEman ImanEman
advice
The reality behind a broken person is that they look okay when they are around you. They laugh and even crack their own joke. They wear the most beautiful smile and constantly encourages you to be happy. But when the night comes and they are all alone. All they do is stare at the dark corners of their room while they fight the demons in their head. Fighting those negative thoughts all alone is never easy. So do not ever judge someone because they cry, because they are brave. Brave enough to withstand everything even with that tear stained faceđź’•
1 0 jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
love
The best defense against fundamentalism isn't drones firing missiles, but girls reading books.

Specifically, books like Counter-fundamentalist Missile-firing Drone Operations for Girls.

0 0 TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
funny
WARNING: Due to centrifugal effects, what goes around, when coming around, may detach and accelerate rapidly toward observer.
0 0 TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
funny
Spending time with you made me realize how big my heart truly is. Kind of like a hot air balloon floating towards a blue open sky and I’m in awe of how beautiful everything feels when I’m in your arms. You smile at me, and I look at you with a sigh of relief that maybe you’re the answer to my every prayer, the rainbow after every storm and the healing after every tear. Just a day spent laughing together with you makes me believe that miracles do come true especially when they’re shared with the person I’d love to spend the rest of my sunsets with and that’s always going to be you, sweetheart. You are a miracle to behold, and you are a miracle to every star I’ve ever told that I love you so much with every inch and with every beat of my carelessly mortal heart. I am alive with the purpose of making you feel every pulse that I have is for you because you are real.
0 0 tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
school
"Here's some advice for the next one
Don't let him lead you to the dark
Don't tell him all your secrets
He'll leave you with a broken heart
He'll try and tell you that he wants you
Just to keep you on the line
And right when you're about to move on
He pulls you back in every time"
-Nicole Scherzinger (Run)
0 0 theresafusaro_* theresafusaro_*
love
"If we are born to die and we  all die to live, then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts?"
-Falling in Reverse
0 0 theresafusaro_* theresafusaro_*
famous
when cristina yang said “there comes a point where it all becomes too much. when we get too tired to fight anymore. so we give up.” i felt that
0 0 jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
love

One day, you can't hold on to it anymore. You don'tknow but you feel shattered and then you burst intotears. Your head and chest and eyes andeverything hurts. Everything feels numb andsurrendered. It's as if you're done. You've givenup. You're done for. You can't take it anymore andyou cry and scream silently as you cover yourmouth to stop your sobs and the suffocatinginhalation and you break down. You fall to theground because your legs cannot take the load ofyour imperfections. You close your eyes, let thetears fall, hug yourself and stand up.

1 0 jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
breakup
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