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     i am sick of the chase
 but i'm stupid in love

     I KNOW YOU'RE STILL AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU, THEREFORE 
  You aRe Here.

Oh, I don’t mean you’re handsome, not the way people think of handsome. Your face seems kind. But your eyes — they’re beautiful. They’re wild, crazy, like some animal peering out of a forest on fire.
 
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I will not give up the flowers in my heart for stones just because the world is a hard place. The world is only hard because it needs more flower hearted people.

 

I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like I want my wife, daughters, and granddaughters to be treated. I notice today that good manners—like standing up when a woman enters the room, helping a woman with her coat, letting her enter an elevator first, taking her arm to cross the street—are sometimes considered unnecessary or a throwback. These are habits I could never break, nor would I want to. I realize today a lot more women are taking care of themselves than in the past, but no woman is offended by politeness.
     — Frank Sinatra

 

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Our life is like a Thought. It comes, but if we don’t capture it, it’s gone. Then, however much we may try, we can’t recall it again, for its gone forever.
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