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...I just need someone. That wont give up on me. That will stick with me through thick and thin. That will start out as my best friend, and turn into my girlfriend. Someone who I can flirt with, be silly with, laugh and have a good time with. Who will let me call them babe, who will use ;) :) and <3 as much as I do.Ive been searching for so long. I just need someone that can be her.
 
Repost, bc I still havent found her 
Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think "Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

 

Revenge? nah,
ı'M TOO LAZY.
I'M GONNA SIT HERE
AND LET
KARMA F*CK YOU UP.
Gif taken by BeautifullyImperfect





 “1. Don’t try to pee quietly. Nobody in a public
restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall

They came to pee, just like you. And if you
have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear
of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier. 

2. Måsturbate. Måsturbate a lot. Talk about it
with your friends. You’ve got the right to make
yourself feel good and brag about it just
like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages
on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries.
Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed
of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating
in front of others. You need to nourish your
body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if
you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to
visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if
they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely,
it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do
so without insulting others or shoving
your opinion down other people’s throats.”


— Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl

                      
 
                                                            

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄    |
|      Krusty Krab Unfair               |

|     Mr. Krabs is in there             |
| Standing at the concession    |
|  Plotting his oppression           |
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”


 


 

and if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones,
'cause most of us are breathing through corrupted lungs.
 










 
              

 
“Don’t waste your time explaining who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.”



— Lecrae
   

 

Relationship advice:
The girl is always right even when shes wrong and the guy always wants food
Plot Twist: A student uses what (s)he learned at school and writes and arcticle on wikipedia.



















 
Lights will guide you home
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