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Kraftwerk is OK, but I like Kraftlöfen better.
My concept of love is consideration
Enjoy your life you only have one
It's not polite to have a point.
What begoes around becomes around
Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.

 Think I'll take my heart and throw it off a cliff.



 Now you're doing all the things with her that i longed to do with you. I begged and pleaded for your time, and now you've happily moved on.

After all you've done, all you've lied about, how much you've hurt me, how does even this still hurt so much..



i'm not too far, and you're my favorite place
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