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You will always be a black star.
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Avril
Lavigne
I promise I swear to you, I'll be okay
You probably think that you are better now, better now
[Post Malone]
“your heart is safe with
me”
the
cutest sh*t to hear and the hardest to
believe
“Home is people. Not a place.
If you go back there after the people are gone,
then all you can see is what is not there any
more."
-Robin Hobb, Fool's Fate-
you bring me back again back under the stars,back into your arms ♪
Malibu Nights
somebody help, it's getting worse
what do you do with a broken heart?
once the light fades, everything is dark
way too much whiskey in my blood
I feel my body giving up
can I hold on for another night?
what do I do with all this time? yeah
[Lany]
“Some days
you will feel like the ocean.
Some days
you will feel like you are drowning
in it.”
Lora Mathis
Nikos Kazantzakis
Happier
Promise that I will not take it personal, baby If
you're moving on with someone new 'Cause
baby you look happier, you do my friends told me
one day I'll feel it too And until then I'll smile
to hide the truth but I know I was happier with
you sat on the
corner of the room everything's reminding me of you nursing
an empty bottle and telling myself you're happier aren't
you?
[Ed
Sheeran]
It's like you're homesick
for a place
that doesn't even exist
