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Assuming it officially begins at midnight, the Day of Reckoning will be mostly over by lunch.

Policy is the best dishonesty.
We all get a little crazy now and then. 

The rest of the time we get big crazies.
that eternal force that's been there all the way.
you're never alone, you're loved beyond comprehension.
overcoming misunderstandings and soft blocking rumination.
you are loved more than you will ever know

that certain feeling that creeps up on you after a long day:
on the bus ride home, before bed or during a shower,
when there's no podcast or music to drown out your inner monologue
that's when you decide who you are. that's when you reconnect with your true self.
that's when you feel the most stable.
Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.
your superpower.

simply being with you.
as time passes,
i feel you pick up my
worries and shrink them
into tiny managable loads
of baggage.

sometimes you transform them into
little trinkets. You have a way of making
them appear as a fun challenge.

like gifts in disguise.

how pretty your eyes are.
you see only the good.
the big-little changes.

how two foot steps became four and two heart rhythms became one.
the three words that led to this path of light yet complex feelings.
the off the record conversations in a safe, secluded place.
how this tight chest situation was alleviated with a simple confession.

sighing less frequently, my facial expressions matching the feelings within.
the rush of warmth to my cheeks, a genuine smile.
the flicker in your eyes when you set the angel wings aside.
long drives, long walks & long stories told how they're supposed to be.
midnight arriving with the influx of love calls and promises.
the halo disappears but his words always remain sweet.


 
We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.
If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties!
The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein said 'Everything that can be said can be said clearly.'  But I think we know what he meant.
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