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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.  

... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.
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I believe the children are our future (assuming we're talking about robot children).





 Was it all a lie? how strong I was? was i pretending all this time? because this sure feels like weakness, it's all come flooding back. I am part of you and no matter how much running i can do from that, it remains an unchanging fact. I will never escape you.
 




it’s obvious
why i called

it might be
cause I’m
lonely and
you’re a fool

I’m not
just curious

if you’re
asleep or not

 
you know - jay park/okasian
So basiclly it has been 1 million years since ive been on here. I was looking through all my old stuff as a teenager and it's crazy because it feels like it was just yesterday. Plus I was such a weirdo lol I still am, but I guess I just hide it a bit better now that Im older lol. I am having such nostalgia it's unreal. I hope eveyone who is still on here and active is doing well. I remember when it used to be so popular and people were posting quotes all the time. I miss this place a lot and I really wish it would make a come back. I think it would be really nice. Lets all try to bring it back lol. I know that no one is probably going to see this, but I guess I just want to document for myself so I can look back at it in another million years from now lol, or even the slight chance that someone will see this, I hope youre doing well. Im just sentamental person and sometimes it's hard for me to let go of the past. Ive been thinking a lot about the past recently so I guess thats why I decided to hop back on here for a minute.
I guess that's it. So uh BYE ;)
~Diana <3
9/12/21 @9:59pm
But I got proved right over and over again,
What have I done now.
Who was I to tell you that
when I did the same.
Why did I have to choose
when all I wanted was to be treated well.
In the end I'm just blaming you
But I wish you well.
I'm sorry.
cause now i look forward to seeing you and that smile.
that smile is stuck on repeat in my mind.
in my mind i'm imagining the new conversations we'll share.
we'll share stolen glances and make new memories i can keep.
i keep wanting to make you laugh
i keep wanting to share bits and pieces of
my life with you.
can i keep you?
 
I didn't want to be proven right.
Please prove me wrong.
What I love
And what I have set free
And what I await the return of
Is me
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