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I'm sorry for leaving
I'm sorry with one foot out the door
I'm unapologetically sorry for everything
...
Maybe more than anything, sorry you love me
What's the allure
of inconsequential love?
Every now and then I check back on this website.
I haven't been truly active in years, but looking back on my
quotes and old friends is nice. I can't believe I joined this
website 7 whole years ago. wow.
Just in case any of my mutuals are still active, here's a little life update:
A lot has drastically changed in my life. To start, my father, who I was very proud of and posted about often, passed away in a car accident in 2016. It was hard on me and my family. It still is. There were times I didn't think we could make it through this, yet here I am.
Second, I met the genuine love of my life. You guys, he is truly my everything. He treats me SO well, and I'm glad I found him. He has the same sense of humor and ambition as I do. We are getting married this fall, and I just can't wait.
Third, I've made some MAJOR career moves. I became an EMT in 2017, which was super difficult as I was still in high school. There were loads of hurdles, but I truly LOVE this profession. I've found a passion in helping those who are experiencing the worst moments of their life, and I'm honored and humbled that I have the opportunity to make things better for all of my patients. Through the good and bad of this job, I love it with my whole heart.
Speaking of major career moves, I've made the decision to enlist in the U.S. Army. After BCT, I will be trained as a combat medic, and my hope is to either go Airborne, or work as a flight medic. It will be extremely challenging, but I'm looking forward to growing, learning, broadening my horizons, and serving my country.
I will be graduating this Saturday. Shortly after, I will FINALLY be moving from my small town to experience a little more to life before I head off to bootcamp.
I want to thank every single person who was a friend to me when I was active on this website. There were times that I was in a dark place, and I'm thankful I've had some of you to lean on. Going through my old quotes has really showed me that I have grown- quite a bit. I hope you're all doing well, and if you need to reach me for anything feel free to add me on snapchat: epicloser13 (cringe, I know.)
I know that this website is for short quotes, so I apologize for this long post. I was feeling nostalic, and I felt like maybe someone would want to know how I'm doing.
I know I posted my snapchat username, and I'm hoping everyone will treat it with respect. Please don't make me regret it.
Anyways, I have loads of love in my heart for you all and I wish you nothing but the best.
Signing off, this is Wanderer. Good luck to you all.
Just in case any of my mutuals are still active, here's a little life update:
A lot has drastically changed in my life. To start, my father, who I was very proud of and posted about often, passed away in a car accident in 2016. It was hard on me and my family. It still is. There were times I didn't think we could make it through this, yet here I am.
Second, I met the genuine love of my life. You guys, he is truly my everything. He treats me SO well, and I'm glad I found him. He has the same sense of humor and ambition as I do. We are getting married this fall, and I just can't wait.
Third, I've made some MAJOR career moves. I became an EMT in 2017, which was super difficult as I was still in high school. There were loads of hurdles, but I truly LOVE this profession. I've found a passion in helping those who are experiencing the worst moments of their life, and I'm honored and humbled that I have the opportunity to make things better for all of my patients. Through the good and bad of this job, I love it with my whole heart.
Speaking of major career moves, I've made the decision to enlist in the U.S. Army. After BCT, I will be trained as a combat medic, and my hope is to either go Airborne, or work as a flight medic. It will be extremely challenging, but I'm looking forward to growing, learning, broadening my horizons, and serving my country.
I will be graduating this Saturday. Shortly after, I will FINALLY be moving from my small town to experience a little more to life before I head off to bootcamp.
I want to thank every single person who was a friend to me when I was active on this website. There were times that I was in a dark place, and I'm thankful I've had some of you to lean on. Going through my old quotes has really showed me that I have grown- quite a bit. I hope you're all doing well, and if you need to reach me for anything feel free to add me on snapchat: epicloser13 (cringe, I know.)
I know that this website is for short quotes, so I apologize for this long post. I was feeling nostalic, and I felt like maybe someone would want to know how I'm doing.
I know I posted my snapchat username, and I'm hoping everyone will treat it with respect. Please don't make me regret it.
Anyways, I have loads of love in my heart for you all and I wish you nothing but the best.
Signing off, this is Wanderer. Good luck to you all.
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πΌ ππππΆπ ππ½πΎπ π½πΆπ πππππΆ π·π ππ½π π½πππΉπππΉππ½ ππΎππ
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Any time the government denies knowledge, it's speaking the
truth.
It can't be pathological lying if it preserves your
health.
Everybody wants to see the big picture. Nobody wants to
smell the big scratch-and-sniff.
7th Witty anniversary,
wow.
Happy birthday Sesame... :(
