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You'd think by now that I'd know that I can't trust anyone. friends lol what's that?

*wakes up at 3 am*
Quotev: Alright, now you're awake, there are a few things we must discuss 

i read once that the ancient egyptians had fifty words for sand and the eskimos had a hundred words for snow. i wish i had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep and there are no words for that
but i think sometimes a person has to be forced underwater to see if they're going to drown or swim
i know that you heard me
but you don't want the same thing
well two can play that game

"how lucky am i to have something
that makes saying goodbye
so hard"

~winnie the pooh
I'm not the girl I used to be, I admit a lot of sh*t has got to me. 

"life is a journey to be experienced,
not a problem to be solved"

~winnie the pooh

Someone want to kik me? Chaotic_darkness
Today, I will look around & enjoy all the beautiful things that are around me rather than yearn for things that are beyond my control & become miserable.-RVM
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