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viewed through sleep stained eyes, in a space between imagination and reality, a message was received: if you're tired or if you're having a difficult time you can come back to me anytime. you should know that.

'Security awareness' is an oxymoron.
Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!
The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.
๐Ÿ‘‰You are the master of yourself, do not accept
injustice and preserve your dignity๐Ÿ‘ˆ
Do not wait anyone โฌ…
Do not wait anythingโฌ…
everything is coming โฌ…๐Ÿ’ฏ
think how to reach โฌ…โœ”
believe that you are wittyโฌ…โœ”
trust yourselfโฌ…โœ”
ุชูŽุทุงูˆูŽู„ูŽ ู„ูŽูŠู„ููƒูŽ ุจูุงู„ุฃูŽุซู…ูŽุฏู

ูˆูŽู†ุงู…ูŽ ุงู„ุฎูŽู„ููŠูู‘ ูˆูŽู„ูŽู… ุชูŽุฑู‚ูุฏู

ูˆูŽุจุงุชูŽ ูˆูŽุจุงุชูŽุช ู„ูŽู‡ู ู„ูŽูŠู„ูŽุฉูŒ

ูƒูŽู„ูŽูŠู„ูŽุฉู ุฐูŠ ุงู„ุนุงุฆูุฑู ุงู„ุฃูŽุฑู…ูŽุฏู

ูˆูŽุฐูŽู„ููƒูŽ ู…ูู† ู†ูŽุจูŽุฅู ุฌุงุกูŽู†ูŠ

ูˆูŽุฎูุจูู‘ุฑุชูู‡ู ุนูŽู† ุฃูŽุจูŠ ุงู„ุฃูŽุณูˆูŽุฏู
“but life doesn't turn out the way you thought
it would when you were  fourteen years old.
โ˜† stay,              you're not gonna LEAVE me
this  (  place  )  is right where you  need  to be
&  why YOUR WORDS gotta mean so much to them
                     & THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME?
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