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Life is too short, Enjoy it.
Relax, it's not as big of a deal as you think it is.
Looking back to where I was at the begining of the year, I could
never have predictied that I would be here
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get
people to stop reading them.
Ray Bradbury
Ray Bradbury
‘The Tale of the Faithful Dove’,
I used to wonder why health stores always looked
empty. It turns out there are plenty of customers
inside, but you and I can't see them because they've
evolved into pure energy.
i was filling out a form and the form asked *what are some of your
strengths?* and me being the hilarious comedian i am was like
*ohhhh nooo ha ha ha its asking me what my sTrEnGtHs are ahh*
expecting her to laugh with me but instead shes like *oh noo haha
you can leave it blank*
jesus christ
jesus christ
