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My biggest fear is that he'll replace me with someone else.








 It was always you
Falling for me








 
Joy and Bliss can come from the little and most unexpected things if only we Program our Mind to enjoy these little things.
 




 

fill our cups with profanity
til the earth is stained orange








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i shot an angel with my father's rifle








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Is it cold in the water?




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It's not Circumstance. It's not Chance. It's the Choice we make that determines the Destiny of Life. #Inspiration #Motivation #RVM
It's not Circumstance. It's not Chance. It's the Choice we make that determines the Destiny of Life.
the night is dark and long but the Aurora is close, you can feel the breeze as you forget my voice, broken words that come from an angel that was salve and witness of a bad role, to fire and magic I turn this is my end  I give thanks to all the support in a cold world I am happy with what I got only God knows what is next salve and witness
It starts with Dreams—Dreams create Desires, Desires create Determination, which leads us to our Destiny. 
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