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Fate loves the fearless – especially
with pesto.
After years of study and practice, I'm now a scratch
non-golfer.
Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to
begin with.
My heart
is left
out
in the
cold
too
often,
I've
been
abandoned
too
many
times.
I'm
going
to lock
away
my love,
before
it drives
me to
the
barrel
of a
gun.
Children
are
a gift
from
God.
Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the
office.
Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy
wife.
Life's a pitch, then you spy.
