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Hey guys! So, I joined this when I was 12 years old. This is so crazy. Here I am deciding to log back onto this platform as a 23 year old! I am interested in sharing my life with you guys and for showing you how much I have improved with my writing. Not only that, my whole style of writing quotes has changed completely. As I got older, the way I write has more depth and meaning to it. Ten years later and here I am on this website that I was on when I was just a little girl. I'm surprised I remembered my username and password! 


When the evening shadows and the stars appearAnd there is no one there to dry your tearsOh, I would hold you for a million yearsTo make you feel my love.🌻
"It's natural for limbs to malfunction with a rotten head." - He is psychometric.

 

maybe i'd always be a joke to those who couldn't see how great i could've been.


When the evening shadows and the stars appearAnd there is no one there to dry your tearsOh, I would hold you for a million yearsTo make you feel my love.🌻
i'm used to ripping hearts out,

now it's mine that's bleeding

Troubleshooting n.  The practice of injecting trouble intravenously, typically performed by trouble addicts.
A definition of terrorism presupposes the terrorism of definition.
Everything is survivable, except survival.
If I find

The man who loves me

The man who needs me

More than you ever did
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