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Fly low ye carrion crow
Seize my body for the debt I owe
Drop me high into the depths below
For the things I've seen, no one else should know
It's just you and me and my rib-caged brain
We polished the [smile] and we dust the [pain]
And we lay down fallow like slaveless chains
And they call us sick as though they're all so sane
So, fly low ye carrion crow
And seize my body for to free my soul
And drop me high into the depths below
For the things I've seen, no one else should know
And what speak you of a love so bold?
No song could sing, no word could hold
But I warn you now of an end foretold
And a lifelong waiting for a death's parole
So, fly low ye carrion crow
Seize my body for it lives no more
Drop me high into the depths below
For the things I've seen, no one else should know
For the things I've seen, no one else should know
For the things I've seen, no one else should know
Se my nice danish website I have made it in 2016
Tankpenge
It seems like every day's the same
And I'm left to discover on my own
It seems like everything is gray
And there's no color to behold
They say it's over and I'm fine again, yeah
Try to stay sober feels like I'm dying here And I am aware now of how
Everything's gonna be fine one day
Too late, I'm in hell I am prepared now
Seems everyone's gonna be fine
One day too late, just as well I feel the dream in me expire
And there's no one left to blame it on
I hear you label me a liar
'Cause I can't seem to get this through
You say it's over, I can sigh again, yeah
Why try to stay sober when I'm dying here

-Fine Again by Seether
Apparently you do not need water to drown....
I'm sorry I ever thought we could be friends.
You see, every single time that you needed something, I gave it to you
But now, when I need something, you are never there.
I get it now.
You only care about you.
And you only need me, when it benefits you...
Many people keep going round in circles. In the end, they find they are where they started.
Gotta love it when exes like to come back and haunt you. 
ughhhhh some boys just dont get the message. 
#frustrated

sorry that i can't believe that anybody ever
really starts to fall in love with me

"this morning was good, but then i got up..."
Daily I think that
Where am I lost nowadays
Why does even my pain
Begin to laugh after seeing you ..
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