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Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a
good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate
service handler.
Last night I questioned my belief in God. But my belief in
God had an airtight alibi.
story time. My boyfriend and i were supposed to get
breakfast. We woke up early.I wanted to shower, he didnt. I
headed in the shower by myself.He knows I spend a while in tbe
shower, but when I left the bathroom, he was not happy.He
wasn’t talking to me, and when I asked what was weong, he said
it’s because I showered too long.So I didn’t want to go for
breakfast anymore, and I said that. he swerved the car, almost
into a ditch.He was egging me on the whole car ride, I stayed
quiet because I was always afraid he would hit me.We went back to
my house, he stormed upstairs and started packing all his
stuff.He went inside the bathroom and burned himself with a
lighter and said it was my fault.He said he was going to go
committ.He said if we don’t go for breakfast, I would never see
him again and our relationship was done.I went for
breakfast.Looking back, I’m glad I broke up with
him.
you're
fine, you just need some time.
the ache in your knees will subside.
baby you're fine.
your skin will turn to iron and your heart will blush again.
some day these bullet-like exchanges won't bring you any pain.
when the grey ceiling mumurs a "good morning" to you,
and when having ammonia in your lungs has become normal to you:
even then, bubby, you're going to be fine.
choose to be nice to yourself every day.
show up, check on your friends, eat your meals on time and rest when you can.
it's sad realising how alone you are.
why were you running so hard? who was this all for?
smiles and words you wanted so badly: they were never for you.
how heavy these burdens are, how endless these tears are.
the herniated hip from birth, it certainly was signposting to what was to come.
it hurts more deeply the more you think about it.
the grieving can pause while you sleep.
before bed, without much thought: sleep.
no lucid dreaming, just rest.
without wanting it to:
it hurts, it hurts, it hurt.
without wanting to:
i have to accept it. i think i will have to do that from now.
it's hard, but i will be fine.
you always have time, you've always got time.
you'll be fine.
the ache in your knees will subside.
baby you're fine.
your skin will turn to iron and your heart will blush again.
some day these bullet-like exchanges won't bring you any pain.
when the grey ceiling mumurs a "good morning" to you,
and when having ammonia in your lungs has become normal to you:
even then, bubby, you're going to be fine.
choose to be nice to yourself every day.
show up, check on your friends, eat your meals on time and rest when you can.
it's sad realising how alone you are.
why were you running so hard? who was this all for?
smiles and words you wanted so badly: they were never for you.
how heavy these burdens are, how endless these tears are.
the herniated hip from birth, it certainly was signposting to what was to come.
it hurts more deeply the more you think about it.
the grieving can pause while you sleep.
before bed, without much thought: sleep.
no lucid dreaming, just rest.
without wanting it to:
it hurts, it hurts, it hurt.
without wanting to:
i have to accept it. i think i will have to do that from now.
it's hard, but i will be fine.
you always have time, you've always got time.
you'll be fine.
The word Hindu is an exonym, and while Hinduism has been called the
oldest religion in the world, many practitioners refer to their
religion as Sanātana Dharma (Sanskrit: सनातन
धर्म: "the Eternal Way"), which refers to the idea that its
origins lie beyond human history, as revealed in the Hindu texts
What is God's age? I guess not earlier than 200,000 years ago. I'd
even say there was no God before the end of the Neolithic age, and
that means God is roughly 7,000 years old.
Asherah God had a wife, Asherah, whom the Book of Kings suggests
was worshipped alongside Yahweh in his temple in Israel, according
to an Oxford scholar.Mar
If it sweats you and it doesn't harm others. Do it. whatever they
say, do it.
Freedom is not free. But if it consents to electronic monitoring,
freedom may be released to home confinement.
