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I don't think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
Do you ever want to run up to someone and give them a hug then realize you can't because they're not in your life anymore..
even if love didn't
grow in their heart

learn to be content
that it grew in yours
i want to do a summer project where every day from first june to 31st august i write a haiku on witty

i kindly ask anyone and everyone to talk me out of this. i beg you.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair. 

That Moment when you are upset and you don't even know the reason why you are upset.

we're happy, free, confused and lonely in the best way

and all we are is skin and bone
trained to get along

I've lost everyone who has ever meant anything to me. And it's my fault.
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