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YOU CAN'T
LOVE NOTHING UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR
YOU
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Sappy post warning 😊❤
Ya know... our relationship is nobody’s definition of perfect.
And it’s definitely not anyone else’s definition of a fairy tale.
We didn’t start out on an easy path. I don’t even think either one of us thought this would be a long term thing, to be honest.
Falling in love wasn’t the plan.
Since we started our relationship, we’ve both made mistakes but we continue making them up for them everyday to one another.
And I don’t mind that.
I want to work at this. Always. because I love you,and i truly believe you are my soulmate.
Ya know... our relationship is nobody’s definition of perfect.
And it’s definitely not anyone else’s definition of a fairy tale.
We didn’t start out on an easy path. I don’t even think either one of us thought this would be a long term thing, to be honest.
Falling in love wasn’t the plan.
Since we started our relationship, we’ve both made mistakes but we continue making them up for them everyday to one another.
And I don’t mind that.
I want to work at this. Always. because I love you,and i truly believe you are my soulmate.
The bean counts the bean counters.
The thought of machines becoming self-aware is frightening –
because it means I might have to become self-aware too.
In a leap year, 96 additional people get their 15 minutes of
fame.
A word of warning if you go to see an opera: it's NOT
necessarily over when the fat lady sings.
Our
task is to transform ourselves into awakened multidimensional
beings
Thus fully merging the fourth and fifth dimensions into the third
It is the inner union between Earth ascending and Heaven descending
This sacred merger has already been achieved by many of us
And numerous others are awakening daily as the Call steadfastly intensifies
We are reclaiming our Divine Birthright and Heritage
Remembering that we are Angels incarnate, vast starry beings of Light
Who are no longer limited and bound by the illusions of time, space and matter
Thus fully merging the fourth and fifth dimensions into the third
It is the inner union between Earth ascending and Heaven descending
This sacred merger has already been achieved by many of us
And numerous others are awakening daily as the Call steadfastly intensifies
We are reclaiming our Divine Birthright and Heritage
Remembering that we are Angels incarnate, vast starry beings of Light
Who are no longer limited and bound by the illusions of time, space and matter
We
are ready to join as emanations of the One
The new doorways cannot be opened or passed through
By any of us still operating as individual beings of consciousness
They are brought into manifestation through our Unified Presence
Through our focused intent
Through our total commitment to serving our Higher Purpose
This is the bridge to an entirely different energy patterning
It is the step beyond the known dimensional universe
It is a journey into the unknown which shall lead us ever closer to home.
The new doorways cannot be opened or passed through
By any of us still operating as individual beings of consciousness
They are brought into manifestation through our Unified Presence
Through our focused intent
Through our total commitment to serving our Higher Purpose
This is the bridge to an entirely different energy patterning
It is the step beyond the known dimensional universe
It is a journey into the unknown which shall lead us ever closer to home.
You
can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You
can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will
