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We're all immortal, 

as long as our

stories 
are told.

 
i dont know how to tell them im not better

Consider this,
((((the slip))))
that brought
me to
m
y knees,

failed.
What iall these fantasies
come flailinaround?

 





I thought that I heard you Laughing.
I thought that I heard you sing.
I THINK I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TRY.




 

       

         
Ono,
 
          I've said TOO MUCH          

I haven't said ENOUGH.
 

 







The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where the apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in.



 






This is the scent of
dead skin on a linoleum floor.
this is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital. It's not so pleasent & it's not so conventional, it sure as
H E L L ain't normal but,

WE DEAL,

WE DEAL.




 


give us a little love, GIVE US A LITTLE LOVE.
we never had enough, WE NEVER HAD ENOUGH.

Format by Breeze

It's another time, It's another day.
Numbers they are new, but it's all the same...

Format by Breeze
i'm always liked by people i'm not interested in, and always like people i'm invisible to.
a sad world i live in.
 
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