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Nothing Gold can stay
just funny how I wasn't worried bout bot being good enough way before & now its not like that anymore :(

There's so so many things that I would've done differently
© format by jannette

I've Never heard Silence quite THIS LOUD.


Looking back at my quotes + formats makes me cringe so hard
© format by jannette
If you don't like something,
Change it.
If you can't change it,
Change your attitude.

"Maybe 10 years from now we'll meet

again at a coffee shop down the road

and start over."

Farewells can be shattering, but returns are surely worse. Solid flesh can never live up to the bright shadow cast by its absence. Time and distance blur the edges; then suddenly the beloved has arrived, and it's noon with its merciless light, and every spot and pore and wrinkle and bristle stands clear.

Mad people, people who stand alone and burn. I’m attracted to them because they give me permission to do the same.


everything happens for a reason
but somethings just turn out
bad, wrong, rotten

you might be excited
to enter a new world or way or
walk of life now you met me
however you call this
venture in my head

but I am still a scared little girl
I'm still tossing and turning in my head
questioning my creator and self
scared if I will scar myself again
this time in my new self destruction

but it's new right?
and it's fun

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