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Ahmed Protais Dusengimana born in christian family. grew muslim. today he is believing in the universe that he takes as True Religion. Recommended... Follow this Greatman for his good education🙋
Time will decide who you meet. Your heart will decide who you like. Your behaviors will decide who will stay with you.
My place is not on the mountains
but either the high sky
bottom is not existed for me
"My heart is not captured easily. I am disinterested in small talk, disillusioned with love, and too focused on my dreams and aspirations to lend anybody my attention for long. But if we make that connection, if you find your way into my heart. God I will fall for you like gravity has let go of the earth."
-Beau Taplin|| The connection. 

Someday, all the love you've given to the wrong people will find it's way back to you in someone who's waited their whole life for your kind of love. 

A person in two months can make you feel what a person in two years couldn't. Time means nothing, character does. 


Joana Tavares  | Adult |   RJ - Brasil 

Owner of extinct blog Stardoll Gratis Brasil

Dona do extinto blog Stardoll Gratis Brasil

I used to play as a kid and all the way through high school,
now I just come here once in awhile for the nostalgia I guess.

This site was a big part of my childhood and one of the reasons
I learned english, and for that I am thankfull.


Joguei muito stardoll na infância até o ensino médio,
agora só volto aqui as vezes pela nostalgia
e mais recentemente, pela quarentena x-x

Esse site foi uma grande parte da minha infância e
é uma das ferramentas que me ajudou a aprender inglês e por isso, sou grata.

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Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler.
Last night I questioned my belief in God.  But my belief in God had an airtight alibi.
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