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we look at
        THE WORLD ONCE,        
in childhood. THE REST IS MEMORY.



notice the
           SMALL THINGS.           


I now see how owning our story and loving ourselves through that process is the bravest thing that we will ever do.

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.


I exist. It is soft, so soft, so slow. And light: it seems as though it suspends in the air. It moves.


"In ten minutes things could
look so differently, like the color of a
sunset and the world
after meeting you."

if you ever want to be in love, i'll come around
I think one of the best lessons I’ve learned is that you don’t need to be fixed. You just have to find someone who accepts your crazy and rolls with it.
“He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
~Anuj Somany
I am so done with you. Don't bother.

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