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WHAT ARE FEELINGS?



stop looking at him 
when I’m here next
to you loving you

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YOU’RE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF 

FALLING FOR SOMEONE’S SOUL

BEFORE THEIR SKIN BECAUSE YEAH

YOU’RE CUTE BUT I DIDN’T TRULY

LOVE YOU UNTIL I’D MEMORISED 

THE SOUND OF YOUR LAUGH AND

SWAM IN THE BLUE OF YOUR EYES
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HE LIKED DEEP POETIC QUOTES

BECAUSE HIS MIND CAN’T PROCESS

THE RUSH IN HIS VEINS

WHEN HE HEARS HER NAME.

 

SHE LIKED SAD LOVE SONGS

BECAUSE SHE CAN’T DESCRIBE

HER LONELY WORLD

WITHOUT HIM IN HER LIFE.

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EMPTY CHAIRS AND EMPTY TABLES


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WHERE MY FRIENDS WILL SING NO MORE

Clinton supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Trump is elected.

Trump supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Clinton is elected.

Do you know what?

They’re both right!

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there's a grief that can't be spoken,

there's a pain goes on and on.
                                                      \ \

The light inside has broken but I still work ... ..
im falling





deeper in love




 
in love
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