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to the girl who once loved me,
you made me so happy, my god.
days seemed brighter with
you in them.
life felt like it was worth living.
flowers seemed more colorful,
days flew by like a breeze.
things were so good- until
they weren't.
i remember all the nights
i'd spend on the phone with
you, begging you not to leave.
"you deserve better than me,"
you'd repeat like a broken record.
i never believed it, until one day,
i did.
one sunny day in july
i decided i wouldn't let you
ruin me anymore.
so i left, and i couldn't
be happier.
-to the girl who destroyed me.
you made me so happy, my god.
days seemed brighter with
you in them.
life felt like it was worth living.
flowers seemed more colorful,
days flew by like a breeze.
things were so good- until
they weren't.
i remember all the nights
i'd spend on the phone with
you, begging you not to leave.
"you deserve better than me,"
you'd repeat like a broken record.
i never believed it, until one day,
i did.
one sunny day in july
i decided i wouldn't let you
ruin me anymore.
so i left, and i couldn't
be happier.
-to the girl who destroyed me.
If you wiggle when you giggle
And you jiggle when you wiggle
And you giggle when you jiggle
And you jiggle when you wiggle
And you giggle when you jiggle
You can giggle all the time!
If your name is Dana go kill yourself.
If you see this say
heya!
Sometimes, when you don't know where to start... You
just have to do it anyways and hope for the best
So here's
my heart
for
you
if you
want
it
It's got a couple bruises on it
Sometimes
it breaks
down
And it doesn't work quite right
But
you
bring
it back
to live
You bring it back to life 💜
The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who
let it flow from their Inspiration!
The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who
let it flow from their Inspiration!
Dare to be
Different. The World is full of the ordinary.
