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My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me
*texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

Me when I have a zit:
Conceal don't feel
Don't let them know. . .

I made a mistake.  
I let myself let you in.

It's just a
I'm going to watch youtube videos
Eat whatever I want
And wear no pants
Kind of day
i have so many opinions that i just want to rant and rant and rant and rant and rant
but i'm not gonna

you should try that once in a while


it's fine,
I didn't think you'd stay anyway.   
I think it'd be awesome
if on our profile we could see the total number of favorites we've gotten on all our quotes.

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