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Why'd you have to go  
and make things so complicated?  







 




When a nice boy who adores you offers you pie,
say thank you. 
-William Hill (This is Us)
format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

run away, but we're running in circles
 
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Please don't remove this, or make it invisible!
You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other kind.

Love built ona lie isnt LOVE

Art and love are the same thing: Itā€™s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
humiliate them with kindness and love
MISSING YOU IS ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT





 
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I'M WAS TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW YOU MESSED ME 
UP. I'M BETTER OFF NOW.





 
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                                           i said some things i wish i hadn't,

i wish that we could talk about it

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