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i spend my nights awake lying next to an empty bottle of advil and an unforgiving void yelling into blank paper and my skin "where did i go wrong with you?"


 You and I were fireworks
that went off too soon* 

"I have a plan, baby." You will wake up one day find me on your gate with my begs Karen !!!

"I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You Karen."
"Baby, we're already in our life. It's already started. This is it. You have to stop waitin', baby." I don't know why you still waiting ...
"Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your comment or faves on my profile karen."
A girl never express her liking for aboy,Thinking that boy should express itfirst…AndA boy never express it with a fear of losing her as a friend,That’s why love stories end before itbegins...
Are you a bank?!
Because you need to leave me a loan
He was my confidant, the person who was always on my side even when he wasn't taking my side.
~Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil (Travises, #2)
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