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Hey
guys! So,
I joined
this when
I was 12
years old.
This
is so crazy. Here I
am deciding
to log
back onto
this platform
as
a 23 year
old! I am
interested
in sharing
my life
with you
guys and
for showing
you
how much
I have improved
with
my writing.
Not
only that,
my whole
style of
writing quotes
has
changed
completely.
As I got
older,
the way I
write
has
more depth
and meaning
to it.
Ten years
later
and here
I am on this
website
that I
was on when
I was just
a little
girl.
I'm surprised
I remembered
my username
and password!
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intravenously, typically performed by trouble addicts.
A definition of terrorism presupposes the terrorism of definition.
Everything is survivable, except survival.
