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My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the
fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
The amount of hair I lose in the shower
really concerns me
*texts back 20
days later & picks up the
conversation where we left off
as if no time has passed and
without an
excuse*
I
question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way
to live huh?
I made a
mistake.
I let myself let you in.
It's just a
I'm going to watch youtube videos
Eat whatever I want
And wear no pants
Kind of day
I'm going to watch youtube videos
Eat whatever I want
And wear no pants
Kind of day
I think
it'd be awesome
if on our profile we could see the total number of favorites
we've gotten on all our quotes.
