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I shall go gentle into that good night. Gentle as in quiet. Quiet as in ninja.

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TheCovertComic
inspirational

Won't you stop?
I never asked you to continue
I never even wanted you
I don't understand you
I don't want you
I don't like the way you talk
I don't like the way you text
I don't like the way you think
I don't like the way you express
I don't like the way you treat someone
I don't like the way you try
I don't like the way you're doIng everything
I don't like the way you hurt
I don't like the way you act
I don't like the way you don't think
I don't like the way you phrase
I don't like how you don't understand
I don't like how you are not the one i wanted to be

I have millions of things i hate about you
but not a single thing i like about you
so just go.

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Anu*
friendship

If somebody hates them self to where they WANT to have mistreatment it will not matter how good that you are to them or how much you want to save them from themself.

They crave mistreatment so they will see you as a problem and treat YOU accordingly

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Andie*
sad

Why do you want to be when you grow up?

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TheCovertComic
funny

I thought we were perfect once. That we could balance each other out, that I would give you the inspiration you crave and you would give me the peace I am so desperate for. But maybe we’re not meant for each other. You’re not my type and I’m not your type and so why are we back here again?We took a break for a year. We avoided each other, barely spoke. I avoided your places, your haunts, even your friends. I took a backstep in my own life, returned to old habits and lost my desire for others because some nights, all I could think about was you. I wanted you, even when you desperately wanted someone else. And it wasn’t just that kind of romantic love - it was the kind of love where we could talk to each other about anything, be happy in silence, be happy with nothing.And I loved you, even though each time you answered my questions I felt like my heart was breaking. I couldn’t keep the scraps of me together and instead I let them aside, and parts of me were lost too. Why do I let you have so much of me? I give you so much leeway, we both knew it. So why do you keep sabotaging this, even just the threads of our friendship?Why do you want to irrevocably destroy who I am, destroy the parts of me that make me who I am, make me feel like I am not worthy of anything? Somedays I blame you and somedays I can’t because I can’t help but feel you’re right. That I don’t deserve anything more than to be destroyed. I keep thinking and thinking. I don’t know what lies next. I want you and I don’t. I want us to be friends, to lean on each other. But sometimes I think I want more. To try this idea of dating, this question that hovers between us, that prevents us from being just friends. What is this whisper that our bodies seem to give around each other? There’s a question that lies in the air between us, a thought that we can never really put away. You have anxiety around me. I have anxiety around you.But sometimes I wonder if anxiety and desire are one and the same.That we could be it for each other. I wonder if we could last if we got through this. Or if we would just end in heartbreak, both in pieces that we can’t re-build. Why can’t we be friends with exes? Why can we not say that the part of our lives where we in love with each other is over, and that now we are just happy to be friends?This is a slow love story. And the ending is still in question. Maybe it has a happy ending. Maybe it doesn’t. I wish I knew.

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tornedsoul*
love

Publicly play favorites. It is selfish, juvinile and desperate to be seen as popular. I don't know why it's such a thing. It is not at all wholesome and hurts those who are forgotten about.

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Andie*
nobody

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♡

It's pathetic that i just drop everything for you, but it's never returned.

♡

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MaxieTofu
love

one day at a time.

my head hurts feeling like i'm sprinting in the same spot.
this headache from staying up late and for what?

tomorrow will i man up and practice what i learnt?

this insecurity, this uncertain, shakable feeling.
the annoying inflection that makes a statement
sound like a question. that awkward bead of sweat
that makes existing appear more difficult than it is.

all of it. slowly will dismantle.
bring it to a boil, melt it and
cast iron into the image of myself i longed to meet.

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