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If you don't look towards where you want to go, you will go towards where you look... 
Terminate sick hearts from your heart. It doesn't have to suffur. It stills a baby .
I am not knocking the doors of people's heartsthey are nothing and asking them is a humiliation I trust myself that I am everything for myself and I am under god's mercy
YOU MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE THEY AREN'T ANYONE





 
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I KNOW MY PLACE AND IT'S NOT WITH YOU





 
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If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.
Avoid panic buying.  Depending on interest rates, it's often more cost effective to lease panic instead.
😞😞SADNESS😞😞
They say happiness will find you,
But I think sadness find you too.
It sneaks up on you in darkness,
Just when you thing you’ve made it through 
It opens hole in what was solid ground,
That kind you never knew was there.
Until you go to take another step
And find out you’re standing over thin air,
The world around you passes by,
In blue of colors and sounds,
Nothing around you makes any sense
As you continue your plummet down
You can’t remember how it started
And you don’t know when will it end,
But you know you’d give anything
To stand up on your feet.
Sadness is that feeling
When the falling doesn’t stop,
And it eats up the meaning of your life
And all the good things that you’ve got,
And finally you look back at the sky
What you had once seems so far away now,
The only things left to do is cry
All people yell out “save yourself”
Calling things about happiness and hope
But they’re too busy in their lives to realize 
It would be a lot quicker if
They’d let down a rope........!
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela

Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ😎? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ🙍?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet🚫🍪. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ🙍‍♀️?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs⏰ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ 💄ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd🙇?... Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ🏠. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ugly sᴄᴀʀs👱?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ🚩. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ😭?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ😷. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ👱?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ👳. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ🚫. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ✨🌟 , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟL!!!💖 .

𝕋ʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 𝕤ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ😎?𝕌 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕥? 𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕥? 𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕘𝕦𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕? ℍ𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕜 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕤? ℍ𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕔𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘? ℍ𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕞 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕄𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕥? 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝔹𝕒𝕓𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕥𝕙? 𝕊𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘. ℙ𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 ℙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪ𝕤 ᴀ𝕤 ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕤ᴛᴀᴛᴜ𝕤 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ𝕤ᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ🚫.

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