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The first time you told me you loved me you were inbetween my thighs. You swore to me afterwards that you really did mean it. But, it didn't feel right. Did you love me, or did you love how I could make you feel?


 
The first time I told you I loved you I was drunk, slumped over in the bathroom. I swore to you afterwards that I really did mean it. But it didn't feel right. Did I love you, or did I love what you could do for me?

 
See, us humans are as selfish as they come. We carry the weight of our love at the expense of others. We aren't nice for the sake of kindness. We are nice because we believe it will get us rewarded some way or another. 



 





WHEN THE RAIN WASHES YOU CLEAN YOU'LL KNOW
 
 
 
 
BUT LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THE SOUND OF YOUR LONELINESS
 
 
 
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IT'S GONNA GET BETTER.
BUT IT'S TAKING FOREVER.
 
 
 
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CONVINCING MYSELF IT'S YOUR LOSS. I REALLY MEAN IT, AND I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE IT.
 
 
 
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As if hanging up would make them drive any better.
Letter to my future self: Could you please write a letter to my younger self and ask it to stop writing letters to my present self?
How to Find Good Kratom Online?

When you buy kratom locally, you can at least ask the seller if you can touch it to evaluate the quality. Though, touching kratom cannot tell if it is genuine or not but at least you can see if there is a fine powder or not.Things get complicated when you try to find the good quality kratom online.

However, you may have heard it is better to buy kratom from online vendors than the local smoke shops. So, now the question is how to know if it is good or not. Don't worry we will share how you can identify the good ones online but for that, you need to learn about kratom at first place.

Kratom: Everything You Need to Know

Kratom products are prepared from the leaves of Kratom or Mitragyna Speciosa plants that grow natively in the forest areas of South East Asian countries. They are a part of the coffee family plants. Kratom plants are also of different kinds depending on the color of the veins and location of the plants. Each of the Kratom variants is unique with their individual biochemical properties. For example, White Thai kratom have white-colored veins are come from forests of Thailand.

Qualities of Good Kratom Available Online

There are plenty of vendors selling kratom online. How to find the good ones among all of these especially when you are buying first time from them? Certain things indicate that the vendor is selling good kratom. So, let's check them out now:

Pricing. Many sell kratom at a low price which is attractive but doesn't vouch for the authenticity of the kratom. Many vendors add fillers to it to lower the rate. Take it as an alarm because original kratom is a bit expensive.

Vendor's Reputation. Review the vendors and see what their existing users have to say about them. There are several review sites and forums from where you can get an idea of the vendor's reputation.

Quality Control. The online vendors are often seen to be the manufacturer of kratom products and thus in a position to check the quality of the product. They can provide a quality guarantee which is likely to be genuine. Keep your eyes open for them.

Sample Packs. Those who are reliable do have a collection of sample packs of their kratom variants. So order the kratom sample packs, test the quality before buying in quantity. No more wasting money!

Support Team. Having an approachable customer support team is a sign of the vendor's creditability. It shows that they are there to hear your problems and questions whereas generally users or sellers don't even have any idea whom to contact in case of an unwanted situation.

Shipping Charges. Some vendors give free shipping on a certain amount while others offer it on all orders. Free shipping doesn’t make a kratom brand, but it makes a good deal for sure.

If you get all the points right, then be sure that you have found good kratom online.

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~Such Love For One Cannot Leave As Fast As that Person Did. Interesting.~
"Puddles and Ponds" 8/17/18 10:45pm

Salty water has never fallen so fast,
creating puddles into ponds.
Her smile breaks to a frown,
she wonders,
"Where'd it go wrong?"

He spoke the words she didn't think he'd speak so soon.
Time stops, her breath drops, her heart flatlines.
Those glorious ponds turn into an ocean.
No more land to walk on,
only to swim in.
How salty this water is,
is shriveling her inside and out.

Oh, how much she can't wait to bring that lovely smile she once had,
the one she didn't need to show in a while.
She dives in head first,
hits a rock and knocks out unconscious.
Regains, remembers...restarts

T'was that special thing we have nowadays.
Something people nowadays "can't live without".
No, not a beating heart,
No, not a living person,
But a charged cellphone.

It makes sense, y'know?
Cuz of the distance?
And then my situation?
It makes sense.
I'd understand...Kind of.

The clouds move carelessly,
letting the Sun breathe upon us once again.
The ocean is evaporating immensely,
ponds are decreasing,
puddles are becoming wetless.
But the weather's forecast said,
"We'll be back later tonight
To keep you updated
over the weather that'll be back as well"



~WIGBM
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