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Where did you go?
Now I need you more than ever
Please don't leave me alone again
strange things can happen...
my only fear in the world is losing him to an accident or sickness before we can even truly experience life together 
I don’t have many friends and I am proud of it because I have just one friend whose friendship makes up for a million others – YOU.
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them."
"Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life--think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success."
The past is only the future
with the lights on-
She has a fire in her soul, burning bright enough for the world to see.
Mousepads are great coasters
I'm like such a loyal friend that if I ever
went to prison, and made a friend, when it
came time for me to be let out, I'd probably
be like "nah, I'm good. can't leave my bestie.
she too hot to be left alone up in here."
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