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I live in South Yorkshire and the remains of hurricane Ophelia are hitting us. This is really bad the sky us yellow and the sun is red its mega windy outside. I think this is bad but England only had the remains. Poor AMERICA
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i keep telling myself that if wonder woman can stop WWIII and frodo can get the ring to mordor surely i can get out of bed.

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I've always been told to avoid danger, but
I was never told the trick to avoid danger when it comes up to me as 
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED.
 Danger can be beautiful,

and NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THAT.

// Hearts are as Fragile as Flowers
 

☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
The sunken in couch cushions remind me of
your absence when it's late at night, and I'm
waiting for texts that won't come. Somewhere
you're asleep in a bed that we should've been
sharing, but the only thing that fills the
places your warm breath should have been is
the dull ringing in my ears from your silence.
☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
☽☾

and if you want a good girl, then goodbye

it's crazy how a goal can somehow make one feel less useless
☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾
iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
with no spaces in between, no room for any
exceptions.
☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

I use to be able to say that
you'd never see me smile
in pictures. But today.

You're the reason why. 

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