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i would say i love you but saying it out loud is hard 

so i wont say it at all 









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i tear my heart open i sew myself shut

What matters is not how many miles you run… What matters is whether you are having Fun!
So many have paved the way before me, there's nothing before me but pavement.
For every innuendo, there's an innubeginningo.
So many have paved the way before me, there's nothing before me but pavement.
Today we had another argument. He thinks I'm just jealous because of his friend/girlfriend or whatever. But I'm just scared he'll do the same thing my "best friend" did, as soon as he had a girlfriend he just stopped talking to me. I'm so scared to lose him. At the same time I'm mad at myself for letting him in in the first place.

I really need to stop letting people in. After the argument I cried for an hour. & then he called me as if it was nothing venting about his problem.

If he doesn't want to be with me, why would he always come venting to me? Why would he say that he'd do anything for me? Why would he give me a car? Why would he call me back instantly, when I hung up on him?

I just couldn't bear to lose him. I need him in my life. But I need to stop driving him away with my insecurities. :/
 




 


broken wings and bones of coal

i used to live clinging to his elbows 










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The moon is dead but she still pulls on me







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