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"Eye contact is way more intimate than words can ever be."

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love
"Cry me a river" she said.
"But if only she knew how many times I have cried an ocean for her"
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love
I want to write poems on your skin with my lips.
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love
"i dig my toes into the sand..." ~incubus
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lyrics

loving you is my greatest sin







 
 
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 it's not love, but it's better than dreaming
 
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I SEE YOU TRYING TO GET TO ME

 
 
 
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breakup

You imagine when you close your eyes
You're with me on the other side
So why won't you love me?

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TOO YOUNG TO FEEL THIS OLD

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love


TELL ME WHERE YOUR LOVE LIES
WASTE THE DAY AND SPEND THE NIGHT
UNDERNEATH THE SUNRISE

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love
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