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advice
to live by
1. don't ever tell anyone they look tired.
2. help people, and if you offer to help someone, follow through.
3. be kind to people who work in retail and food service.
4. let someone know you're not interested.
5. actually ''hang out sometime''.
6. be a little more honest.
7. stop calling each other mean names on the internet.
8. send more letters (not emails) and gifts.
9. give more genuine compliments.
10. have more patience while waiting in lines.
2. help people, and if you offer to help someone, follow through.
3. be kind to people who work in retail and food service.
4. let someone know you're not interested.
5. actually ''hang out sometime''.
6. be a little more honest.
7. stop calling each other mean names on the internet.
8. send more letters (not emails) and gifts.
9. give more genuine compliments.
10. have more patience while waiting in lines.
''Don't you find it odd,'' she continued,
''that when you're a kid, everyone, all the world,
encourages you to follow your dreams. But when you're older,
somehow they act offended if you even try.''
Physics teacher: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you.
Me: Are you sure about that?
Oh, dear diary, I met a boy,
HE MADE MY DULL HEART LIGHT UP WITH JOY.
Oh,
dear
diary,
we fell
apart.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format coded by: br0kenwings
Wow, apparently I can't read and people who type stuff wrong on purpose aren’t helping me or my dyslexia.
*On facebook and a reading through my news feed....*
*Picture caption*: On my way to steal yo gurl!
*Me reading*: On my way to steal yogurt? What? Why would you steal someone's yogurt!? That’s just mean! IT’S NOT HARD TO GET YOUR OWN DAMN YOGURT. STOP BEING SELFISH AND STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S YOGURT THIS IS A SERIOUS-oh...gurl...as in..girl...Do what you want theeeen. I'm just....umm.. bye.
my boyfriend ain't allowed to watch animal planet
he might see his ex on there
PUSH
YOURSELF,
BUT FOR
THE LOVE OF
GOD, KNOW
YOUR
LIMITS.
Today,
my teacher called my boyfriend
"the kid with the brown hair
and the nice smile"
because he couldn't remember
his name.
I'll
chew
you
up and
I'll
spit you out, 'cause
that's
what
young
love is
all
about; so pull me
closer,
and
kiss
me hard.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format coded by: br0kenwings
FIRST, LEARN THE RULES;
THEN, BREAK THEM.
THEN, BREAK THEM.
