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I can’t believe drawing
a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x
prettier.
a guy at school today was
wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls
whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in
expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is
“how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it
professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found
that colour jesus fùcking christ are you
KIDDING me”
If your heart is broken,
make ♥ art
with the pieces.
make ♥ art
with the pieces.
"its dark im
scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*
If someone calls you
‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I
am not a mirror’.
the perks of being
me:
Even when the sun is covered by clouds,
It still manages to light up the world.
It still manages to light up the world.
They laughed
and they
talked,
but deep
down,
they both
felt
as if they
were in
love,
but no
one admitted
it
and they
both
left
each other
as just
friends...
today in history class we
had this easy quiz and the question was who is the vice president
and i raised my hand to say joe biden but i accidentally said joe
jonas
