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A woman was counting her grams of gold in Sorrow while another, who had nothing, still counted her Blessings in Joy. Happiness is not what you HAVE, but how you FEEL. 
 
 

yesterday...bring back yesterday.


I hope you're finally not coming on here. I hope you have finally, and truely moved on. I really, really hope you arent checking on here every day for another quote like I am. Im not sure why today out of all the days I have debated on posting something and havent but actually am; not sure. I hope everything is going right for you. (oct 19, thurs @ 8:30 pm)
can the killer in me
tame the fire in you
pink fluffy  unicorns dancing on rainbows!!!!!πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸ¦„πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆ
I guess what I'm trying to say,
what I want to say,
and what I said,
Just don't all add up. 
I want the "old" you
I want the you that use to sing me to sleep
I want the you that used to hold me when I cried
I want the you that told me he loved me everyday
I want the you that kissed me to say good morning
I want the you that held me during scary movies
I want the you that told me I was beautiful
I want the you that didn't hide everything from me
I want the you that dropped anything to be with me
I want the you that use to look at me and smile
I want the you that held me every night
I want the you that remembered the little things
I want the you that loved me "unconditionally"
I want the you that liked my craziness
I want the you that laughed with me
I want the you that I first met
I want the you that I feel in love with

just because it's cliche doesnt mean it's not true

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