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Ur love for me was fake. but ehh so were my moans๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

You've hurt me more this time. 

Please.
Stop hurting me.

After forty years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my life. 
I wish I could be the dog my dog thinks I am.
More die from subtle force trauma than from blunt.

๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‚๐“‚๐‘’๐“‡ & ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“๐“€๐“ˆ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐“‡๐’ถ๐’พ๐“ƒ
You know, I used to use this site a long time ago. Well, I am back. And I am going to use it to vent. To tell you all the stories of my amazing boyfriend, how he completely got me through the mental damage my Ex left on me, and all the roller coasters in between. From his rough family issues, to my own. An anonymous public diary of sorts. We will see how this goes โ˜บ
'Cause you are, you are The reason why I'm still hanging on 'Cause you are, you are The reason why my head is still above water ๐˜ผ๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ž๐™› ๐™„ ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™™, ๐™„'๐™™ ๐™œ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐˜ผ๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™œ๐™ž๐™ซ๐™š ๐™ž๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒ™โœจ
it's always been you,

the one my heart

would slowly come

back to
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