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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15 - A song that describes you
Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year


Day 26 - I can't play anything on any instrument. XD
Day 27 - Like I said, I can't play anything. So any song I like would be nice.
Day 28 - I honestly can't think of one.
Day 29 - "Made To Love" by TobyMac. XD (I loved that song when I was a little kid.) My taste in music has changed a lot.
 





"ฦฌะฝιั• ฦ–ιfั”, ιั‚ fั”ั”ฦ–ั• ฦ–ιะบั” α ρัιั•ση"





 
 

-๐’ฎ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡

"๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡

๐“ˆ๐“‰๐‘’๐“…๐“…๐‘’๐’น ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’

๐“๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐’พ๐“๐‘’๐’น

๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‡

๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’?"
-๐’ฎ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ
 
"๐“ฆ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“พ๐“น ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ต๐’†๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฐ๐“ธ,
๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐’† ๐“ผ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ธ๐’‡ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐’†๐“ต๐“ผ
๐“๐“ถ ๐“˜ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐’†, ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ณ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ช ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฝ?
โ„‹๐“ช๐“พ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐’†๐“ญ ๐“ซ๐”‚ ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ผ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ป๐“ธ๐”€๐“ผ
โ„‹๐“ธ๐“น๐’† ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ผ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“น๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ผ,
๐“ฐ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ญ
๐“ข
๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ญ ๐“˜'๐“ถ ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐’‡๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ญ, ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“˜ ๐“ช๐“ถ
๐“ซ
๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฟ๐’† ๐’†๐“ท๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ
๐“˜ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ฐ๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐’† ๐“พ๐“น,
๐“พ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ต ๐“˜ ๐“ผ๐’†๐’† ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐’† ๐“ผ๐“พ๐“ท"
โปแดฟแต‰แตˆ
 
Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord, 
Let the Earth hear his Voice.
Praise the Lord,Praise the Lord,
Let the people Rejoice.
Oh come to the Father through Jesus the Son,
and give him All Glory, great things he hath done. 
The Lord is Gracious and Righteous;
our God is full of Compassion.
The Lord Protects the simplehearted;
when I was in great need He Saved me.
Be at Rest once more oh my soul,
for the Lord has been Good  to you.
-Psalm 116:5-7-
Yeah yeah yeah. 6:26
Haha shush . Thats what happens when you wake up late (4:28)

30 Day

Song

Challenge.

1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.
2. A Song from one of your fave albums.
3. A Song from your childhood.
4. A Song thst makes you feel strong.
5. A Song that makes you sad.
6.A Song that cheers you up.
7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
9. A Song that reminds you of you.
10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
11. A Song that brings back good memories.
12. A Song that grew on you.
13. A Song from a musical
14. A Song with a great music video.
15. A Song that's better as a cover
16. A Song that's better acoustic.
17. A Song with great lyrics.
18. A Song for the Summer.
19. A Song for heartache.
20. A song for car rides.
21. A Song for the rain.
22. A Song for dancing.
23. A Song for making out.
24. A Song for a lover.
25. A Song from before you were born.
26. A Song from a band that broke up.
27. A Song you've seen live.
28. A Song you want to see live.
29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
30. A Song you recommend.
Day 3: A Song from your childhood:


I have to give this to My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne as I loved her for as long as I can distinctly remember while playing with my Barbie I had her play and sing that song on her mini guitar. Foreshadowing my love for the alternative
 


 

Sounds like a healthy breakfast for a dentist 1:30
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