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Fairy tales, then, are not responsible for producing in children fear, or any of the shapes of fear; Fairy tales do not give the child the idea of the evil or the ugly; that is in the child already, because it is in the world already. Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What Fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the Fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon. Exactly what the FaIry tale does is this: it accustoms him for a series of clear pictures to the idea that these limitless terrors had a limit, that these shapeless enemies have enemies in the knights of God, that there is something in the universe more mystical than darkenss, and stronger Nthan strong fear.



we had chemistry, and you're one who got away


 february journal prompts 

18. Write down 5 Things you love about yourself that don't have to do with appearances 

  1. My music taste
  2. My style
  3. My laid back attitude
  4. My Irishness
  5. My punability.


 Format © dontsellyourselfshort
Crazy how quickly a person can change someones life,
in such a positive way and then,
hurt that person even faster.

Torn between what the heart wants and how you're treated by the person you love. Sometimes we know we're going to lose them because people come and go. But when they make an impact on us right away it sucks because we feel like that person is amazing and we don't want to lose them. 

 february journal prompts 

17. Write down 5 Things you love about your body   

  1. My blonde hair
  2. My lack of heigth
  3. My long fingernails
  4. My brown eyes
  5. My legs.

 february journal prompts 

16. How can you better Love yourself?   

  Do my hair more. use more skin products. Clean and organize my room and keep it that way. Buy more music. Go to more concerts. See and talk to my firneds more. Learn how to drive, be better at time management. read more books. Figure out my job situation...
And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, ‘Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you.’

FEBRAURY Roses are like the flames that warm the cold Moon on a winter night.
Bing Hua

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