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Why the more I wish I could do it,
I couldn't?
It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.'  That's how long a jiffy should officially be.

I'm not easily ruffled.  As for my plumage, that's a different story.

Maybe you have asked yourself this question: Why there are so many languages?Ans: When our God created our father Adam ,He taught him languages .The first language that Adam used was Arabic Because he was created in the paradise and Arabic is the language of paradise.When Adam descended to the earth and his wife ,he beget kids and each of them took many languages ....
Source: Islamic religion

no one's gonna save me,
no one's gonna do the dirty work for me.
when it's cold i'll have to put my own jacket on.
when i'm stressed i'm going to have study and plan that much harder.

i've all i've got, i'm always gonna be all i've got.

let's hold these cold hands and fill this belly of mine.
let's take it day by day and do as much as we can right now.

i'm scared of what's coming, i'm scared of failing.
but i've overcome everything up until now.
i'm not the type to come all the way undone;
i overcome.

i hope keeping my friends in my heart is enough to keep them warm

 I feel myself falling, like I always do. I can't do this anymore.

It has been years since we spoke but I still think of you everyday. Now it's too late to put into words how I felt and how scared I was to let myself be with you. Both of us felt this huge pull towards each other but I kept running away, thinking we'd have time. I didn't want our friendship to change and I wasn't ready for the next step. And now that you're gone, all I'm left with is the guilt of not taking a chance for once in my life. This guilt is also twisted with feelings of betrayal when I think about the last time I saw you. I was vulnerable and you took advantage of that. I still feel the way your hands slid across my body and how you pressed yourself on top of me and I couldn't do anything to stop you. 4 years later I am still struggling with this yet I would give anything to see you again
you were the first to tell me to stay happy.
I dont even know if you even know that you stepped up for me at the beginning of the darkest times in my life and I didn’t even need to tell you that anything was wrong. Somehow you knew and you didn’t let me be alone.

I’m sorry I didn’t do the same for you
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