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And you're a cherry blossom
You're about to bloom
You lo
ok so pretty, but you're gone so soon
Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du du-du, du du du-du
Du du...
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is al
l it will take
We'll go down in history
Remem
ber me for centuries
Cent
uries - Fall Out Boy

"Some people are scared, of getting older, but I'm not,
as long as we never stop giggling in public,
kissing in the rain, and remembering that love matters most."



 
if my woman was a fire, she'd burn out before i wake, and be replaced by pints of whiskey, cigarettes and outer space. Then somebody moves and everything you thought you had will go to s.hit. we've got a lot, don't ever forget that. 

 
AND I'M WASTEd.
you can taste it.
don't look at me that way,

'cause i'll be hanging from a rope.



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Andarling,
I'M DRUNK AND EVERYTHING THAT   
have lovehaturnetstone
so pack your bags and come back home.
 
© format coded by: br0kenwings
Please don't remove this, or make it invisible!






Honey, Broadripple is burning and the girls are getting sick off snortin' coke up in the bathroom while their boyfriends pick up chicks. And darling I'm lost. I heard you whispering that night in fountain square. The trash filled streets made me wish we were heading home.




 
☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾

There's a precious little thing
growing inside me,
a sweet little baby
who's growing bigger each day.


☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾☽☾


I paced around for hours, I'm empty
I jumped at the slightest of sounds
and I couldn't stand the person inside me
I turned all the mirrors around
I'm bigger than my body
I'm colder than this home
I'm meaner than my demons
I'm bigger than my bones
 






you can't just kiss the sadness out of people's wrists.
 





Maybe it was your laugh,
Or your eyes,
Or your smile.
It could've been your hair,
Or your voice,
Or your personality.
Whatever it was,
It made me fall
Pretty da/mn hard









 

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