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Jesus is palestinian like me
so proud😍🤩
Jesus is a human.Born in Bethlehem.He is a profet.He made many miracles. He still alive.His mother's name Maryam.He born without a father(miracle).He spoke when he was a baby.He will return back and will spread peace around the world.He will kill pigs.He will kill a one who will come one day to say that he is god(ugly and one–eyed)by doing miracles and torment people.And many things.... Peace be upon Jesus(Essa)☪️☪️☪️❤️❤️❤️
Arab cananaites were the first people who lived in Palestine.They built it and named it's cities.Some of these names:oursalem(Jerusalem today),beitlekhem(Bethlehem),yafa"means the beautiful one" for Jaffa.We notice that almost palestinian cities names now came from it's origin.
I spy with my little eye that if I had a bigger eye I'd be a better spy!
Why is it that, when a single word can remedy hurt, that word so often goes unspoken? 

... The word is otorhinolaryngology?

That answers my question, thanks.

You got this!  But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.
SOME PEOPLE THINK MY BACK IS GOING TO SNAP!!!!!!!

you think you've seen her naked because she took her clothes off?. Tell me about her dreams. Tell me about what breaks her heart. What is she passionate about,and what makes her cry? Tell me about her childhood. Better yet, tell me one story about her that you're not in. You've seen her skin, and you've touched her body. But you still know as much about her as a book you once found, but never got around to opening..

Distance
The space between the two of you may be hard now. But over time your distance will strengthen the love that is there. The moments you have together are the ones you'll learn to cherish and rememeber when the time between you becomes longer. I know it's hard to see now, but the love between you will keep growing, even when you are apart.
 
 
 
 

Climate protection and environmental protection is also species protection—and therefore human protection. Species recovery, species conservation, and biodiversity with species protection camps and special protection programs like the Trillion Trees Initiative can reduce global species extinction with appropriate international support. Global greening can accelerate the peace-building process and reduce climate change effects like global warming and air pollution.

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