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It boiled down to wet paint smeared across a bedroom wall, just behind the television. Cover it up if it's too dark to enjoy, but try to envision the perfect change. What if it all matched flawlessly? The edges of this room are too dark someone invited too many shadows into this place, and the floral curtains do nothing for me, but the furniture seems right as rain, albeit a little dusty. Change never hurt anybody. Besides, the darker the walls, the brighter the sky outside.
 Alex Gaskarth, "Test. Test, Test"
 

I just want all my secrets back




I don't want anyone to know anything
about me anymore

"You will search for me in another person.
I promise."
- And you will never find me.
All I want
is to feel nothing
the next time I see you.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to other girls.
You lonely? You better get on your knees and
talk to Jesus. Otherwise you can meet him
instead.
I prefer to distance myself whenever I'm in a bad mood because I'll become the most heartless person you'll ever meet
"You broke her so she came to me.
I made her forget you ever existed."
Honor the death AND life of your love ones.





  S






           omebody's going to hurt you
           the way you love to hurt me.

             

"err mah gaawd, me too!" Says everyone on their first date http://badoo.co.uk
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