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I need to improve my
work-work balance.
If I don’t write
solipsism jokes, who will?
i made
it
You made it happen.
You made it happen.
i just
know
im gonna
make
it
all this pain will wash away
i trust in You.
all this pain will wash away
i trust in You.
you always hide behind your self entrusted title of being
"nice".
but no. it's never been true. it's a mask you keep only for you.
"you keep making this mistake!"
okay so why only bring it up in front of someone else?
you berate me and tell me it's not my fault.
you claim to be the nice guy but he has never made me fight back tears like you had today.
you can't make me look stupid and expect me to keep a smile.
you can't talk my ear off, drown me in your worries and expect me to stay happy.
when you're not there i try to defend you.
but you're still you.
fake nice and never a team player.
full of snide remarks and self indulgence.
keep telling me off and making me feel bad when i'm trying to help.
i'm sorry. for trying im sorry.
i can't have your back anymore. it's not fair on me.
i'll take kind over nice any day.
you're really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
i learnt it today. the hard way.
but no. it's never been true. it's a mask you keep only for you.
"you keep making this mistake!"
okay so why only bring it up in front of someone else?
you berate me and tell me it's not my fault.
you claim to be the nice guy but he has never made me fight back tears like you had today.
you can't make me look stupid and expect me to keep a smile.
you can't talk my ear off, drown me in your worries and expect me to stay happy.
when you're not there i try to defend you.
but you're still you.
fake nice and never a team player.
full of snide remarks and self indulgence.
keep telling me off and making me feel bad when i'm trying to help.
i'm sorry. for trying im sorry.
i can't have your back anymore. it's not fair on me.
i'll take kind over nice any day.
you're really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
i learnt it today. the hard way.
You
don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be
Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be
friends.
It’s
said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s
forever. And
if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they
feel.
