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Life is Won when you learn to run in the Sun and have Fun before Life is done.- RVM
I'm taking my driving test today. 
You ever lose all respect for someone but you don't hate them you just have nothing to say to them?
heard you was a lame boy,
 get up out my face
i never expect you to stay but it still hurts like hell every time you go.
You didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was just good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her. Because you don't destroy people you love.
I always write when they have left
because then the story is over
because then I can tell it

so you got lucky
I got the diseases you cursed to me
you got the misery you wanted to create

and I have no foul taste in my mouth
when I call your name
and named someone else my treasure

things turned around
and we never hated each other
but it was no love
' ' ' '
I'm strong, and I can't help but blame you.

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“Run, run, lost boy," they say to me, "Away from all of reality."
Neverland is home to lost boys like me, 

and lost boys like me are free


Those who have the FREEDOM to Row can get to where they want to Go!- RVM
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