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Who's gonna drive me home when we're not speaking?


Who's gonna let me know that I'm believed in?


Who's gonna stay cause I won't if you're really leaving?

I hope you see it's truly me who's gonna go.


I
t's truly me who's gonna go.


Automatic Loveletter
Normalize using the word 'normalize' less than 200 times a day.
Like 'theater' and 'theatre', 'cosmic' and 'comics' are just different spellings of the same idea. 
I resent the slandering of my good name - especially when I have so many bad ones available.
My mind makes noises too much
I feel like I'm slowly losing myself
I'm afraid that I need help

Pale Waves

Sweet, red cherry blossom tree
That lives in both you and me
You marked your name
But it's not on me
So I've shamelessly gone
And made myself come undone
Well heavy hangs my head when I'm
Unh e a r  t e d
Automatic Loveletter

๐“—๐“ธ๐”€ย ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ฎ๐“ผย ๐“ฒ๐“ฝย ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ตย ๐“ฝ๐“ธย ๐“ซ๐“ฎย ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฝย ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ถย ๐“ถ๐“ฎ?๐“๐“ป๐“ฎย ๐”€๐“ฎย ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎย ๐“ผ๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฎ?
๐“—๐“ธ๐”€ย ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ฎ๐“ผย ๐“ฒ๐“ฝย ๐“ฏ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ต?

 
 ๐“˜ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฐ๐“ฑ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐”€๐“ผ
๐“๐“ต๐“ต ๐“˜ ๐“ช๐“ถ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“น๐“ธ๐“ท
(๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“น๐“ธ๐“ท)
๐“˜ ๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ฝ '๐“ฎ๐“ถ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐”€๐“ท '๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ต ๐“˜ ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“พ๐“น ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ
๐“˜ ๐“ช๐“ต๐”€๐“ช๐”‚๐“ผ ๐“ผ๐“ช๐”‚ ๐“˜ ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ช๐”‚ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€
๐“๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“˜ ๐“ผ๐”€๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป ๐“˜ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ช ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฝ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐”€๐“ท
๐“ฆ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“˜ ๐“ซ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ ๐“ฏ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ
๐“๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ผ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ป๐”‚ ๐“ฎ๐”๐“ฌ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ, ๐“ท๐“ธ

Against The Current
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅAbout Standard Arabic๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜

1๐Ÿ”ตIt is one of the oldest languages.
2๐Ÿ”ดIt's letters are 28 (not repeated) with 34 sounds that contain vowels that are saturated and their daughters(not saturated and they are spoken quickly).
ุง ูˆ ูŠ ู€ูŽ ู€ู ู€ู
3๐Ÿ”ตIt has about 80 million words .30 million just used.
4๐Ÿ”ดDerivation is used to increase the number of its words( increasing words can't stop but under special arabic grammar).
5๐Ÿ”ตThe language of heaven.
6๐Ÿ”ด It contains very strong letters that is found in strong things names.while weak letters with weak meanings and soft things or living things.
7๐Ÿ”ตThe end of most words (vewol's daughters) change depending on its location of the sentences.
ู‚ูŽู„ู’ุจูŽ ู‚ูŽู„ู’ุจู ู‚ูŽู„ู’ุจู
ุฃ ุจ ุช ุซ ุฌ ุญ ุฎ ุฏ ุฐ ุฑ ุฒ ุณ ุด ุต ุถ ุท ุธ ุน ุบ ู ู‚ ู„ ู… ู† ู‡ ูˆ ูŠ โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“โ€“ ูˆูŽ ุฅู†ู’ ุงุณุชูŽุฎูŽูู‘ูˆุง ุจููƒู ููŽุฃู†ุชู ุนูŽุธูŠู…ูŽุฉูŒ ูˆ ุงุนุฐูุฑูŠู‡ู…ู ูู„ูŠุณูˆุง ุณูˆู‰ ุฃูู†ุงุณู ูŠูŽุฌู’ู‡ูŽู„ูˆู†
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