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I'm so accident prone my friends have
suggested wrapping me in bubble-wrap;

Don't waste your time on

I'm so sorry.
I don't mean to do it, it just sort of happens. I
feel this constant thing inside me, telling me not
to let anyone get too close again. I regret
everything, I'm sorry I hurt you, I didn't
mean to push you away.

My dentist once told me to stop being boring and to have fun. It's pep talks like these for a change that make me happy. 
simplest yet one of the most powerful quote ive heard - 
" nobody cares about your problems ,happiness or money "


GREY"--what you think

about that movie?

Let me travel forever
and I swear I will be
it was a question,
not an accusation
During a research experiment a marine biologist placed a shark into a large holding tank and then released several small bait fish into the tank.As you would expect, the shark quickly swam around the tank, attacked and ate the smaller fish.The marine biologist then inserted a strong piece of clear fiberglass into the tank, creating two separate partitions. She then put the shark on one side of the fiberglass and a new set of bait fish on the other.Again, the shark quickly attacked.  This time, however, the shark slammed into the fiberglass divider and bounced off.  Undeterred, the shark kept repeating this behavior every few minutes to no avail.  Meanwhile, the bait fish swam around unharmed in the second partition.  Eventually, about an hour into the experiment, the shark gave up.This experiment was repeated several dozen times over the next few weeks.  Each time, the shark got less aggressive and made fewer attempts to attack the bait fish, until eventually the shark got tired of hitting the fiberglass divider and simply stopped attacking altogether.The marine biologist then removed the fiberglass divider, but the shark didn’t attack.  The shark was trained to believe a barrier existed between it and the bait fish, so the bait fish swam wherever they wished, free from harm.
The moral:  Many of us, after experiencing setbacks and failures, emotionally give up and stop trying. Like the shark in the story, we believe that because we were unsuccessful in the past, we will always be unsuccessful. In other words, we continue to see a barrier in our heads, even when no ‘real’ barrier exists between where we are and where we want to go.

I don't think money is the root of all evil. I think it's the way people spend it or peoples love for it. If people spent money on good things the world be a better and safer place and if people started spending more time with their family and less time spending money on things they don't want,to impress people they don't like.If people started loving people and using money and stopped using people and loving money the world would be a better place.
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