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My biggest fear is that he'll replace me with someone else.
It was always you
Falling for me
Joy and Bliss can come from the little and most unexpected things
if only we Program our Mind to enjoy these little things.
fill our cups with profanity
til the earth is stained orange
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i shot an angel with my father's rifle
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Is it cold in the water?
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It's not Circumstance. It's not Chance. It's the Choice
we make that determines the Destiny of
Life. #Inspiration #Motivation #RVM
It's not Circumstance. It's not Chance. It's the Choice
we make that determines the Destiny of Life.
the night is dark and long but the Aurora is close, you can feel
the breeze as you forget my voice, broken words that come from an
angel that was salve and witness of a bad role, to fire and magic I
turn this is my end I give thanks to all the support in a cold
world I am happy with what I got only God knows what is next salve
and witness
It starts with Dreams—Dreams create Desires, Desires create
Determination, which leads us to our Destiny.
