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to the girl who once loved me,

you made me so happy, my god.
days seemed brighter with
you in them.
life felt like it was worth living.
flowers seemed more colorful,
days flew by like a breeze.
things were so good- until
they weren't.
i remember all the nights
i'd spend on the phone with
you, begging you not to leave.
"you deserve better than me,"
you'd repeat like a broken record.
i never believed it, until one day,
i did.
one sunny day in july
i decided i wouldn't let you 
ruin me anymore.
so i left, and i couldn't 
be happier.

-to the girl who destroyed me.
If you wiggle when you giggle
And you jiggle when you wiggle
And you giggle when you jiggle
You can giggle all the time!
If your name is Dana go kill yourself.
If you see this say heya! 
Sometimes, when you don't know where to start... You just have to do it anyways and hope for the best 

So here's my heart for you if you want it
It's got a couple bruises on it
Sometimes it breaks down
And it doesn't work quite right
But you bring it back to live
You bring it back to life 💜

The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who let it flow from their Inspiration! 

 

i am at the edge and brink of breaking and it appears no one cares at all, but that's okay. i was meant to destruct.


The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who let it flow from their Inspiration! 
Dare to be Different. The World is full of the ordinary.
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