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how slow life is,

how violent hope is.

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Bailey*
life

I have always been awkward in my human. Some people love themselves easily. For me, it feels strange, like kissing with braces. – A.G.

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Bailey*
relatable

I WANT TO FIGHT, SCRATCH IT OFF, START AGAIN, BECAUSE I START TO SEE

& unDersTanD.

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Bailey*
inspirational

no matter how

shallow and dull things might get,
THIS LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.(i guarantee it.)

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Bailey*
inspirational

I tell too many stories at once. This, too, is a violence. But I want to tell you everything, I want you to love me for it, and I want you to forgive me after I say everything you asked me not to say.

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Bailey*
love

I do not think I have it in me anymore to struggle and fight and suffer; I want to be

quIeT & HaPPY.

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Bailey*
inspirational

you shall above all things be glad and young.
For if you’re young, whatever life you wear

it will become you;and if you are glad
whatever’s living will yourself become.

— E.E. Cummings

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Bailey*
inspirational