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being sensitive isn't bad with you. it's like i'm reprogramming my brain. slowly relearning how to express things that hurt. i don't need to brush them aside or grow a thicker skin. with you it's perfectly fine to feel deeply. fine to feel upset. fine to feel how i feel. i don't need to suppress or mask my words with a joke with you. for that i'm thankful. 
i don't even know what this is. but hugging you is my favourite form of comfort. talking with you is how my favourite conversations are made. seeing you is the best part of my day. you say i do know what this is. i'll keep playing dumb. i'll keep holding your hand and making you smile. some days these little things are what keep me going. you say we don't need to label this. no pressure. we both know what this is. there's trust and exclusivity. i have your spare key and you always cook an extra serving for me. it's sweet and it's innocent and dare i say it... it seems a lot like love.
I'm so ready for race season April 11th needs to get here already!!
BRUH THIS IS STILL HERE
i hate my birthday. its always the day i feel like the biggest burden.

We all have pasts. We all made choices that maybe weren't the best ones. None of us are completely innocent, but we get a fresh start everyday to be a better person than we were yesterday.

The plan is the contingency, and the contingency is the plan.
Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
They say a good conscience is a perpetual feast.  What they don't tell you: it's all Brussels sprouts.
an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.When life is dragging you back with difficulties,it means it's going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.
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