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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15 - A song that describes you
Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year

Day 26 - I can't play anything on any instrument. XD
Day 27 - Like I said, I can't play anything. So any song I like would be nice.
Day 28 - I honestly can't think of one.
Day 29 - "Made To Love" by TobyMac. XD (I loved that song when I was a little kid.) My taste in music has changed a lot.

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𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
survey

"Ƭнιѕ Ɩιfє, ιт fєєƖѕ Ɩιкє α ρяιѕση"

-𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇

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𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
lyrics

"𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇

𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒

𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒𝒹

𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇

𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒?"

-𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃

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𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
lyrics

"𝓦𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓾𝓹 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓵𝒆𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓰𝓸,
𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝒆 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝒇 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝒆𝓵𝓼
𝓐𝓶 𝓘 𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓿𝒆, 𝓸𝓻 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓰𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓽?
ℋ𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓽𝒆𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓼
ℋ𝓸𝓹𝒆 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼,
𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭
𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝒇𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓭, 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓪𝓶
𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓿𝒆 𝒆𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱
𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝒆 𝓾𝓹,
𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓵 𝓘 𝓼𝒆𝒆 𝓽𝓱𝒆 𝓼𝓾𝓷"

⁻ᴿᵉᵈ

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𝓍𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝐼𝓃𝓈𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎*
lyrics

Praise the Lord, Praise the Lord,
Let the Earth hear his Voice.
Praise the Lord,Praise the Lord,
Let the people Rejoice.
Oh come to the Father through Jesus the Son,
and give him All Glory, great things he hath done.

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sothisislove
love

The Lord is Gracious and Righteous;
our God is full of Compassion.
The Lord Protects the simplehearted;
when I was in great need He Saved me.
Be at Rest once more oh my soul,
for the Lord has been Good to you.
-Psalm 116:5-7-

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sothisislove
love

Yeah yeah yeah. 6:26

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OnlyYourSuperman
love

Haha shush . Thats what happens when you wake up late (4:28)

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shescrazy19
love

30 Day

Song

Challenge.

~~1. A Song you can listen to on repeat.~~
~~2. A Song from one of your fave albums.~~
3. A Song from your childhood.
4. A Song thst makes you feel strong.
5. A Song that makes you sad.
6.A Song that cheers you up.
7. A Song that reminds you of your friends.
8. A Song that reminds you of an ex or crush.
9. A Song that reminds you of you.
10. A Song that brings back bad memories.
11. A Song that brings back good memories.
12. A Song that grew on you.
13. A Song from a musical
14. A Song with a great music video.
15. A Song that's better as a cover
16. A Song that's better acoustic.
17. A Song with great lyrics.
18. A Song for the Summer.
19. A Song for heartache.
20. A song for car rides.
21. A Song for the rain.
22. A Song for dancing.
23. A Song for making out.
24. A Song for a lover.
25. A Song from before you were born.
26. A Song from a band that broke up.
27. A Song you've seen live.
28. A Song you want to see live.
29. A Song by a band you don't usually like.
30. A Song you recommend.

Day 3: A Song from your childhood:

I have to give this to My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne as I loved her for as long as I can distinctly remember while playing with my Barbie I had her play and sing that song on her mini guitar. Foreshadowing my love for the alternative.

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