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i thought our love would be so beautiful,

 somehow we made the whole world bright


I'm Not Pathetic

just sympathetic.
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"Lately I've been starting

to realize I could

Love you Forever

—IF ONLY you'd LET ME.

Every whisper of every waking hour, I'm choosing my confessions.
Trying to keep an eye on you.
Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool.


LiFe is BIGGER, It's BIGGER than you and you are not me.

The Lengths that I will go to.

The Distance in your eyes.


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Whom the gods would destroy, they first make gods.
I've never had a problem with rejection.  On the contrary, I've always been able to reject stuff any time I want. 
Imagine how this world would change if people were as passionate about human rights abuses as they are about sports.  First off, North Korean jerseys would outsell Swedish jerseys by like 5,000 to 1.
My soul finds rest in God alone, 
My salvation comes from him.
He alone is my rock and my fortress,
I will never be shaken.

-Psalm 62:1-2-
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