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sorry if i say some things i
mean
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. So as long
as you're not afraid of feeling absolutely terrified, you
should be just fine.
In the Southern Hemisphere, zippers close downward.
To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea.
Data n. Acronym for digital asymmetric threat
agent.
im back. getting bad again.
you got me on the edge of tonight with you
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Maybe there aren't any such things as good friends or bad friends - maybe there are just friends, people who stand by you when you're hurt and who help you feel not so lonely. Maybe they're always worth being scared for, and hoping for, and living for. Maybe worth dying for too, if that's what has to be. No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart.
—Stephen King, It
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