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Why'd you have to
go
and make things so
complicated?
When a nice boy who adores you offers you pie,
say thank you.
-William Hill (This is Us)
You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other
kind.
Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of
seeing yourself in things that are not you.
humiliate them with kindness and love
MISSING YOU IS ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT
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dontsellyourselfshort
I'M WAS TOO BLIND TO SEE HOW YOU MESSED ME
UP. I'M BETTER OFF NOW.
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dontsellyourselfshort
