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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music,
I just hope they split us by the music genre!
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28 Jan 2012 at 8:19am
Even though I’ve stopped “liking you” every time someone mentions your name my head turns towards them. It’s like every time I hear it, I think of what we had, and all we could have had.
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28 Jan 2012 at 12:22pm
The awkward moment when a guy have longer eyelashes than you...
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28 Jan 2012 at 2:23pm
You know what, I like detox weekend.
It makes me feel like I'm not in school, and people have to actually read whats behind the cover to see what's beatiful.
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28 Jan 2012 at 11:09am
I think it's funny that guys can ask you out in person, act all tough when he's with you AND his friends, but can't break up with you face to face. Just shows who really has balls.
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28 Jan 2012 at 11:20am
When I go on witty, My nephew (9 months old) likes to look at the colors. Today I sat down at the computer and he was on my lap. I logged onto witty and he looked at it. His first word ever was "UGLY!" because there were no colors on the homepage. AW!
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28 Jan 2012 at 2:32pm
Every 'popular' person on witty started with 0 quotes, 0 followers, 0 comments, 0 anything - just like everyone else on here!
They have worked hard to become well known on here and it's stupid that people are being so rude about them.
If somehow you had become well known on here you'd want people to respect you, surely?
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28 Jan 2012 at 10:34am
I hate it when I paint my own nails, and my left hand is flawless, but my right hand looks like a blind anteater painted it.
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28 Jan 2012 at 4:17pm
They say your ugly? They've obviously never talked to you, because the truest beauty is with in ♥
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28 Jan 2012 at 11:13am
Lets see how many people are on witty?
if you see this fave it !
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28 Jan 2012 at 1:04pm