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           omebody's going to hurt you
           the way you love to hurt me.

             

"err mah gaawd, me too!" Says everyone on their first date http://badoo.co.uk
Do thy friends despise, forsake thee? 
Take it to the Lord in Prayer;
In is arms he'll tke and sheild thee, thou wilt find a solace there. -
What a Friend - Charles C. Converse (1855)
 
Do thy friends despise, forsake thee? 
Take it to the Lord in Prayer;
In is arms he'll tke and sheild thee, thou wilt find a solace there. -
What a Friend - Charles C. Converse (1855)
 
I SEE YOU STARING IN YOUR MIRROR
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE
YOUR PRETTY SMILE IS A MONSTER
AND YOUR BEAUTY IS EMPTY
So. I almost died yesterday. It was a real eye opener. Uh, we went out to the water with some friends and we were all drinking. I fell into the water and, I didnt try to resurface. I just let myself sink. Watched bubbles float up. In those seconds I just thought to myself that I didnt care anymore. Then all of a sudden three people were pulling me out of the water and slammed me onto the sand. So now Im sitting here with a really, really bad sun burn and a sore body; wondering why I was so okay with sinking. (Monday @1:54)
If you can't find whats good in me , try to find whats wrong in you.
To reach your Destination, you need a Direction, but you can't get there without Inspiration!
“Falling in love is a crazy thing to do. It’s like a socially acceptable form of insanity.”
What if- Kane Brown (Sunday@7:59)
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