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أسمعني موتا مشرفا،لا اخاف موتاً الا لانني أخشى الا افيد الارض مني شيئا ،امنحني من قوتك يا الله،فاني ليس لي من بعدك أحدا
كفى بِكَ وجها مسودّا
أشرق بعلمك ولا تمل
كن على الارض شخصا أسدا
فاني قد عرفت اني لا أملُّ
لا عليكَ ان تصدقني كذبا
فما وصفتُ الواحد منهم الا كلبا

My books still my Best friends🧠🧬🧪💀🦴🧫💊👀👅👄🦠🦵🏻💉🥼

Kraftwerk is OK, but I like Kraftlöfen better.
My concept of love is consideration
Enjoy your life you only have one
It's not polite to have a point.
What begoes around becomes around
Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.

 Think I'll take my heart and throw it off a cliff.

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