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In order to write, first you must get into the habit of writing!
Normalize using the word 'normalize' less than 200 times a
day.
Like 'theater' and 'theatre', 'cosmic' and
'comics' are just different spellings of the same
idea.
I resent the slandering of my good name - especially when I have so
many bad ones available.
๐ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท'๐ฝ
๐ฝ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ
๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ธ๐๐ผ
๐๐ต๐ต ๐ ๐ช๐ถ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ช
๐๐ฎ๐ช๐น๐ธ๐ท
(๐๐ฎ๐ช๐น๐ธ๐ท)
(๐๐ฎ๐ช๐น๐ธ๐ท)
๐ ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ธ๐ฝ
'๐ฎ๐ถ ๐ญ๐ธ๐๐ท '๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ต ๐
๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ ๐พ๐น ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ
๐ ๐ช๐ต๐๐ช๐๐ผ
๐ผ๐ช๐ ๐ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐
๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ต๐ธ๐ธ๐ด ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ถ๐ฎ
๐ท๐ธ๐
๐๐ท๐ญ ๐
๐ผ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป ๐ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ท'๐ฝ
๐ถ๐ฎ๐ช๐ท ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ช ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ
๐ญ๐ธ๐๐ท
๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐
๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท'๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ
๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ
๐๐ต๐ต ๐ถ๐ ๐ผ๐ธ๐ป๐ป๐
๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ, ๐ท๐ธ
Against The Current
Against The Current
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅAbout Standard Arabic๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐
1๐ตIt is one of the oldest languages.
2๐ดIt's letters are 28 (not repeated) with 34 sounds that contain vowels that are saturated and their daughters(not saturated and they are spoken quickly).
ุง ู ู ูู ูู ูู
3๐ตIt has about 80 million words .30 million just used.
4๐ดDerivation is used to increase the number of its words( increasing words can't stop but under special arabic grammar).
5๐ตThe language of heaven.
6๐ด It contains very strong letters that is found in strong things names.while weak letters with weak meanings and soft things or living things.
7๐ตThe end of most words (vewol's daughters) change depending on its location of the sentences.
ููููุจู ููููุจู ููููุจู
ุฃ ุจ ุช ุซ ุฌ ุญ ุฎ ุฏ ุฐ ุฑ ุฒ ุณ ุด ุต ุถ ุท ุธ ุน ุบ ู
ู ู ู
ู ู ู ู
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ ูู ุฅูู
ุงุณุชูุฎููููุง ุจููู ููุฃูุชู ุนูุธูู
ูุฉู ู
ุงุนุฐูุฑููู
ู ูููุณูุง ุณูู ุฃููุงุณู
ููุฌูููููู
1๐ตIt is one of the oldest languages.
2๐ดIt's letters are 28 (not repeated) with 34 sounds that contain vowels that are saturated and their daughters(not saturated and they are spoken quickly).
ุง ู ู ูู ูู ูู
3๐ตIt has about 80 million words .30 million just used.
4๐ดDerivation is used to increase the number of its words( increasing words can't stop but under special arabic grammar).
5๐ตThe language of heaven.
6๐ด It contains very strong letters that is found in strong things names.while weak letters with weak meanings and soft things or living things.
7๐ตThe end of most words (vewol's daughters) change depending on its location of the sentences.
ููููุจู ููููุจู ููููุจู
