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I SEE YOU TRYING TO GET TO ME
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You imagine when you close your eyes
You're
with me on the other side
So why won't you love me?
To be naïve is to be alaïve.
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.
No more fairy tales. From now on, only fairy facts.
this is the hardest thing i've ever had to do. if i can
overcome this i will love myself. maybe that's too much. i will
at least have a newfound respect for myself. okay that's not
true either. i respect myself already. hmm, i guess if i can
overcome this, i will stop undermining myself a little less. if i
can do this, then i may be able to do anything i set my mind to. if
i can do this, then there's not much i can't do. but this
is a double edged sword. if i can't do this. if i fail. i will
hate myself. on a different scale. i'm afraid i'll hit a
new rock bottom. i'll work hard for now. that's all i can
do. in a month it will all be better or worse. but all i have is
now.
