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Title: I'm Not Black. ..When people see me they see black. When people meet me They hear white. What's up with that? I'll tell you what: The color of my skin The pigment in my tone The melanin I'm in Is black.The way I talkThe way I act The way I walk And my character someone how Is white. People say, People have the nerve to say to my face "you're not black." And what do I say back?I laugh and say, "you're right, I'm white Because I speak clearly, don't act hood and ain't out here callin' people my n*ggas."But what does that matter?Why is black an adjective of my lack of character?Why is white a adjective of my total character?It's freckin’ annoying. It's ignorant. And I'm more than that.

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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15 - A song that describes you
Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year

Day 01 - I currently have two favorite songs. :3 "Custer" and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot.
Day 02 - Probably anything by One Direction or Justin Beiber. x.x I honestly can't stand any of the really popular music.
I used to worry about my Fears, but I realized that most of the time nothing bad happened. So, I have stopped worrying.
if you think i'll hurt you
i swear to you i won't
the only heart i've ever broken
is my own
let's go for a ride
and i hope i crash and die tonight
i hope i crash and die

Kids in the Dark- All Time Low
Misguided Ghosts - Paramore
Ghosts- PVRIS
Fall Away- Twenty One Pilots
Disappear- iSSues
Navy Blue- The Story So Far
Passing through a Screen Door- The Wonder Years
Astronaut- Simple Plan
Attention- We are the In Crowd
Leave all the Lights On- A Day to Remember
Skin and Bones- Marianas Trench
Conspiracy- paramore
Trapdoor- twenty one pilots
"From Now on We're Enemies"- Fall Out Boy
Future- Paramore
Trees- Twenty One Pilots
The Pros and Cons of Breathing- Fall Out Boy
Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal- All Time Low
Bathwater- Tonight Alive
She Had the World- Panic! at the Disco
Feeling Small- Marianas Trench
Better Off this Way- a Day to Remember
Spaceman - the Killers
Haunted- Taylor Swift

Invisible Installation

How PRICELESS is your UNFAILING LOVE! Both high and low among men find REFUGE in the SHADOW of YOUR WINGS.
-Psalm 36:7-
Those who Trust in the Lord are like Mount Zion,
which Cannot Be Shaken but Endures Forever
-Psalm 125:1-
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