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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.
... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.
The benefit of the doubt requires a high minimum
deductible.
I believe the children are our future (assuming we're talking about robot children).
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♡
Was it all a lie? how strong I was? was i pretending all this time? because this sure feels like weakness, it's all come flooding back. I am part of you and no matter how much running i can do from that, it remains an unchanging fact. I will never escape you.
♡
♡
Was it all a lie? how strong I was? was i pretending all this time? because this sure feels like weakness, it's all come flooding back. I am part of you and no matter how much running i can do from that, it remains an unchanging fact. I will never escape you.
♡
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it’s obvious
why i called
it might be
cause I’m
lonely and
you’re a
fool
I’m not
just curious
if you’re
asleep or not
you know - jay park/okasian
So basiclly it has been 1 million years since ive been on
here. I was looking through all my old stuff as a teenager and
it's crazy because it feels like it was just yesterday. Plus
I was such a weirdo lol I still am, but I guess I just hide it a
bit better now that Im older lol. I am having such nostalgia
it's unreal. I hope eveyone who is still on here and active
is doing well. I remember when it used to be so popular and
people were posting quotes all the time. I miss this place a
lot and I really wish it would make a come back. I think it would
be really nice. Lets all try to bring it back lol. I know that no
one is probably going to see this, but I guess I just want to
document for myself so I can look back at it in another million
years from now lol, or even the slight chance that someone will
see this, I hope youre doing well. Im just sentamental person and
sometimes it's hard for me to let go of the past. Ive been
thinking a lot about the past recently so I guess thats why I
decided to hop back on here for a minute.
I guess that's it. So uh BYE ;)
~Diana <3
9/12/21 @9:59pm
I guess that's it. So uh BYE ;)
~Diana <3
9/12/21 @9:59pm
cause now i look forward to seeing you and
that smile.
that smile is stuck on repeat in my mind.
in my mind i'm imagining the new conversations we'll share.
we'll share stolen glances and make new memories i can keep.
i keep wanting to make you laugh
i keep wanting to share bits and pieces of
my life with you.
can i keep you?
that smile is stuck on repeat in my mind.
in my mind i'm imagining the new conversations we'll share.
we'll share stolen glances and make new memories i can keep.
i keep wanting to make you laugh
i keep wanting to share bits and pieces of
my life with you.
can i keep you?
What I love
And what I have set free
And what I await the return of
And what I have set free
And what I await the return of
Is me
