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“You smell the salt in the air? You
feel the sunlight on your skin? That’s all real. You see
all of us together? That’s real. Life is wonderful.
It’s a gift to be alive, to see the sun and breathe the
air. And there isn’t really anything else.”
—Michael Crichton, The Lost
World
If you're lucky, you may capture the spirit of creative genius
for a brief moment, maybe two. If not, you'll have to be
content with possessing it twenty-four hours a day.
