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*I do it because I can* *I can because I want to* *I want to because you said I couldn't*

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.

It's hard to answer the question -What's wrong? - When nothings rite

Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson
"Love is just a word until someone gives it a meaning"
I’m not afraid to tell him I love her. I’m just afraid of what she'll say next.
Wouldn’t it be ironic, if at this very moment, you were thinking of me as I’m thinking of you.
no matter how much you mean to me i would have to let you go for your true love...
When you told me you only liked me as a friend, I was fine with that cause I only liked you as a friend either, but then we went out as just friends and you talked to me about other girls and that’s when it hit me; youre not my friend, youre my world

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