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How do you make the never ending loop
take a new way?
Why are you so unfair?
Why?

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Anu*
sad

test a mans true character give him power and see what he does with it

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lilies710
advice

now i'm just another girl with *~mommy~* issues

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Dudu*
story

didn't you notice when my "friends" all sat at another table?
didn't you notice when i had to hold back tears?
if not then, then when? when will you ever notice?
why is it so easy for you to ignore me?

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Dudu*
story

Palestine

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☞Eman☜*
love

I'll be your biggest mistake.

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BlackInkRevenge
famous

I don't want you back.

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BlackInkRevenge
breakup

Rights always win. Maybe next year I will get rid of the name refugee from me

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☞Eman☜*
inspirational

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Which technically means I myself don't know the trouble I've seen. The point is, hopefully I haven't seen an excessive amount of trouble.

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