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it is true: we
  love life not because we are used to living,  


I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself. And behold, then this ghost fled from me.

For every voice that is lifted
In reverence and pain
Show us now
And let love not be chained.
We should feel what we can stand
And let us be alive
So we know
That we’ve done all we can.
Let hearts that are frozen get to see it,
In all its glory...


let all that is lost be forgotten, and it will pass...
let us move on, for this is short and it will pass.

I know it hurts sometimes but
you’ll get over it
you’ll find another life to live
I swear that you’ll get over it.
I know you’re sad and tired
you’ve got nothing left to give
you’ll find another life to live
I know that you’ll get over it.


Are not Two sparrows sold fo a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father.
And eve
n the very hair of you head are all numbered. So Don't be Afriad; You are WORTH more than MANY sparrows. 
ew 10:29-31-

God Provides for the ones he loves. 
"strawberry gashes all over..."
To state some depressing fact, and then follow with '... but there's a downside,' is cheap, unoriginal hack comedy. ... But there's a downside.
'Whatever doesn't kill me' is the null set.
If history is written in blood, it's redacted with urine.
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