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I need to improve my work-work balance.
you need food to focus
you need food to focus
you need food
If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
i made it
You made it happen.
How is it to suffer so long each day when most people don't suffer every day for years. Then they wonder why
I am drowing in close proximity to the land I beg for
i just know im gonna make it
all this pain will wash away
i trust in You.
you always hide behind your self entrusted title of being "nice".
but no. it's never been true. it's a mask you keep only for you.
"you keep making this mistake!"
okay so why only bring it up in front of someone else?
you berate me and tell me it's not my fault.
you claim to be the nice guy but he has never made me fight back tears like you had today.
you can't make me look stupid and expect me to keep a smile.
you can't talk my ear off, drown me in your worries and expect me to stay happy.
when you're not there i try to defend you.
but you're still you.
fake nice and never a team player.
full of snide remarks and self indulgence.
keep telling me off and making me feel bad when i'm trying to help.
i'm sorry. for trying im sorry.
i can't have your back anymore. it's not fair on me.
i'll take kind over nice any day.
you're really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
i learnt it today. the hard way.
You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever.  And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.
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