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I recently graduated High School, and I am now in college.
I haven't been on this website since middle school, so bear with me.
If any of you have any questions at all about high school, or just life in general, feel free to comment (or however you guys communicate on here now), and I will try to get back to you as soon as possible.
Advice, help, resources, any questions at all, I got your back. 


You all have the potential to do great things in high school, all you have to do is try. 
"If opportunity doesn't knock, kick the door down."
~Justin Cordle (Lead of We As Human)

"Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!"
— ANNE FRANK


"How wonderful is is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
— ANNE FRANK


"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
— WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

I'll end this sh*t with a
F*CK YOU!
..but have a nice day!
 

"Don't pity the dead,Harry,Pitty the living and above all those who live without love"
                         — ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

My birthday is in two days and I'm so happy. I'll be turning 18 and hopefully everything goes back to normal with him & I. I don't know what I'd do if this was all for nothing like all the other times I've been let down by someone..



The saddest people I’ve ever met in life are the ones who don’t care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there’s nothing to make it last.
     — Nicholas Sparks
 

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