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Don't waste time. Don't let a minute pass doing nothing or doing something that is not as per your wish. Grab hold of each minute and do what you want to do.
Don't waste time. Don't let a minute pass doing nothing or doing something that is not as per your wish. Grab hold of each minute and do what you want to do.
Thousands times I decided to not talk
Thousands times i get rude reply from you
Thousands times i get hurt
Thousands times I tried to move on
Thousands times I failed
Thousands times I checked your profile and I told myself to this the last time but again and again I failed
Again and again i check
Again and again I got hurt
You must have fun. You must get it done. But don’t just run and run and run. For, life is a journey, not a destination.
live like its the last time he can see you alive without him
so in two weeks and 3 days my boyfriend and i makes a year i wanna plan something but i have no idea any help would be nice ?
so in two weeks and 3 days my boyfriend and i makes a year i wanna plan something but i have no idea any help would be nice ?
Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
When the inner Spirit has Liberation, Inspiration is born!
I sincerely hope all your dreams come true. I'm kind of a fan of you. Of whatever you do. I hope you're happy for the most part. I wish I could have a bigger part in your life, but I'm happy with where I am. I'm proud of you.
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