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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.  So as long as you're not afraid of feeling absolutely terrified, you should be just fine.
In the Southern Hemisphere, zippers close downward.
To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea. 
Data n.  Acronym for digital asymmetric threat agent.
im back. getting bad again.

you got me on the edge of tonight with you
 
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She simply lived with his face in her heart all the time, a kind of sweet, hurtful ache. She would have died for him.















 











Maybe there aren't any such things as good friends or bad friends - maybe there are just friends, people who stand by you when you're hurt and who help you feel not so lonely. Maybe they're always worth being scared for, and hoping for, and living for. Maybe worth dying for too, if that's what has to be. No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart.

                                                —Stephen King, It
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last night i blacked out in my car
and i woke up in my childhood bed
wishing i was someone else
feeling sorry for myself
when i remembered
s o m e o n e ’ s  k i d  i s  d e a d.

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