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Where did you go?
Now I need you more than ever
Please don't leave me alone again
Now I need you more than ever
Please don't leave me alone again
strange things can
happen...
my only fear in the
world is losing him to an accident or sickness before we can even
truly experience life together
The past is only the future
with the lights on-
with the lights on-
Mousepads are great
coasters
I'm like such a loyal friend that if I ever
went to prison, and made a friend, when it
came time for me to be let out, I'd probably
be like "nah, I'm good. can't leave my bestie.
she too hot to be left alone up in here."
went to prison, and made a friend, when it
came time for me to be let out, I'd probably
be like "nah, I'm good. can't leave my bestie.
she too hot to be left alone up in here."
