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30 Day Song Challenge

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 11 - A song from your favorite band
Day 12 - A song from a band you hate
Day 13 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 14 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 15 - A song that describes you
Day 16 - A song that you used to love, but now hate
Day 17 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite album
Day 20 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 21 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 22 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 23 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 24 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 25 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year

Day 01 - I currently have two favorite songs. :3 "Custer" and "Spit It Out" by Slipknot.
Day 02 - Probably anything by One Direction or Justin Bieber. x.x I honestly can't stand any of the really popular music.
Day 03 - It depends on the band(s) I'm in the mood for at the time. "Lady Bug" by Breaking Benjamin usually does it, though.
Day 04 - Not many songs can make me sad... Though for some reason, "Photograph" by Nickelback and "Walk Away" by Five Finger Death Punch have both made me feel sad before.
Day 05 - I honestly can't think of any songs that remind me of anyone. XD
Day 06 - Certain songs by Breaking Benjamin remind me of one time I went on vacation with my grandparents, since that was when I first started to really listen to them. XD That counts, right?
Day 07 - If a song reminds me of an event, that's usually because that's what it's about. XD
Day 08 - I can't name one offhand because I know too many songs. XD
Day 09 - I can't dance. XD "Breathe You In" by Papa Roach kinda has a beat that makes me wanna dance, though.
Day 10 - I don't have a specific song that makes me fall asleep. I can go to sleep listening to anything, as long as I like it. (Slipknot, KoRn, Five Finger Death Punch, Megadeth, etc. XD)
Day 11 - I don't relly have a favorite band... It's difficult to choose. How about "The Devil In I" by Slipknot?
Day 12 - I don't think I even need to answer that.
Day 13 - "100 Ways To Hate" by Five Finger Death Punch. ^^;
Day 14 - Probably "Right Now" by KoRn... Or "Burn MF" by Five Finger Death Punch. (It's so mean, but I find it catchy. ^^;)
Day 15 - There are so many lines I feel that I can relate to, but I can't think of a full song...
Day 16 - "Awake And Alive" by Skillet... or pretty much any song by Skillet. I blame my little brother. x.x
Day 17 - I don't listen to the radio. I can't find a station I like.
Day 18 - I don't know. XD It would be cool to hear something by Slipknot on the radio, I guess.
Day 19 - I listen to a bunch of different bands. How do I pick a favorite album? XD My favorite by Breaking Benjamin is Phobia, and by Slipknot, .5: The Gray Chapter, and by Shinedown, The Sound Of Madness, and by Three Days Grace, One X. But my favorite out of those four? I can't choose. XD
Day 20 - I don't have a specific song, but bands like Slipknot, KoRn, or Five Finger Death Punch make me feel better when I'm angry.
Day 21 - When I'm happy, I just listen to whatever I feel like listening to.
Day 22 - I don't have a song I like to listen to when I'm sad... "Dead Flowers" by Demon Hunter has made me feel better once, though.
Dat 23 - I honestly have no idea. Maybe "Say You'll Haunt Me" by Stone Sour? XD
Day 24 - "Leave Out All The Rest" by Linkin Park. :3
Day 25 - "Wait And Bleed" by Slipknot, thanks to a funny misheard lyrics video. XD
Finally saw Ashlynn's bf lol. They're cute! 6:53

Youre scared to tell people how much it hurts, so you keep it all to yourself

“Dear Past, stop tapping me on the shoulders, I don’t wanna look back”

your love is a fire,

still high on the fumes


original poem by Christine Vega
(aka Memorium & Chrissys)

I miss the smile and voice I used to get lost in.
I miss the girl that I've never had.

A daydream is all you'll ever be?

An imaginary memory; yes, it is a tragedy.

But you can't clearly see, how much you really mean to me!

Babygirl, you can't hear the tears I bleed!

Princess, I'll be your subject. Life will never be a World war 3.

Baby, I'd do my best and better than that and

Yes, I'm not a man. But I'll do better than he ever can!

Give you love, give you hope, give you inspiration and faith.

Don't need to rush but please don't leave me here to waist away.

Wish you'd come by, I wish you could stay.

Trust me, Love me, Hold me, Break me, Bleed me, Want me.

Scream me, Hurt me, Fix me, Take me, Need me.

I'll hold you, Love you, Bleed you, Scream you, Take you, Praise you!

Need you, Want you, hold you as long as you please.

When will you steal me so I can be your one and only.

Love this holy should be on a throne. 

You are the one. That I needed most. You truly don't know;

That you are a queen. Believe me. 


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will rip my skin apart.

Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a roof so high hope you break your neck and die 

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