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so many nights i've been tryna forget


"did you ever wonder why someone you

treated so poorly stuck around for so long?"


Swear that I can still feel you here, I just can’t believe you’re not here. I’ve been needing you, All I dream is you... Don’t think I can make it, I don’t think I can make it, But then I hear you say that I “better not do nothing crazy Cause your mom really needs you, And I would never leave you, Cause I am in the stars, And everywhere you are. And every single little moment, Every single bit of sunshine, just Know that I am right by your side” Know that you are right by my side, So I’m gonna make you so proud, You don’t ever have to worry bout me.

how slow life is,
how violent hope is.

I have always been awkward in my human. Some people love themselves easily. For me, it feels strange, like kissing with braces. – A.G.

& unDersTanD.


no matter how
                shallow and dull things might get,                
THIS LIFE IS WORTH LIVING.(i guarantee it.)



I tell too many stories at once. This, too, is a violence. But I want to tell you everything, I want you to love me for it, and I want you to forgive me after I say everything you asked me not to say.

     I do not think I have it in me anymore to struggle and fight and suffer; I want to be 
quIeT & HaPPY.

you shall above all things be glad and young.
For if you’re young, whatever life you wear

it will become you;and if you are glad
whatever’s living will yourself become.
   — E.E. Cummings

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