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I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
 

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fùcking christ are you KIDDING me”
 

If your heart is broken,
make ar
with the pieces. 
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*

 

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
 


IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
“T
HERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER
the perks of being me:
 


Even when the sun is covered by clouds,
It still manages to light up the world.

They laughed and they talked, but deep down, they both felt as if they were in love, but no one admitted it and they both left each other as just friends...
today in history class we had this easy quiz and the question was who is the vice president and i raised my hand to say joe biden but i accidentally said joe jonas
 

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