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now you try on calling me baby like trying on clothes
there is only one situation where heavy breathing is ok

Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed |Five Little Monkey Rhymes for kids |Nursery Rhymes - YOUTUBE


Bommi and friends is one of the most popular youtube channel for children.The Channel features educational videos and nursery rhymes about Numbers ,Alphabets, Arts & Crafts with entertainment. “Bommi & Friends” is an entertaining and positive-affirming adventure series for children curated with the most popular videos and playlists.

Havent had a chance to be on here much, but I have some exciting news. 
 Over the Christmas Holiday,  I got engaged to my boyfriend of almost 2 and 1/2 years.
We have yet to set a date for the wedding yet, but Im really excited about spending the rest of my life with the man I love.
Sorry I havent been online much. 
<3,
em

Having what you want may give you Achievement.  But wanting what you have will give you Fulfillment.
I finally got the courage to tell you I was sorry for everything I put you through.
Even though I know you couldn't see me, I still tried to hold back the tears, but I failed.
I don't know why it hurts me so bad. Maybe it was because I've always loved you.
Maybe it's because neither of us had trust and that's what lead us to failure.
I guess we'll never know now. And even though I've apologized.. It still hurts.
It still lingers and bothers me. But at least now I can say I did it and work on it from there.

Talking the other day was nice. It was nice to catch up. It brought back a lot of memories.
It made me feel like maybe I hadn't lost you as a friend. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to protect you, or at least help you through everything you went through
after me. I feel like part of it was my fault. If I never left, would everything have gone
differently for us ? Still, we'll never know. But it's never bad to wonder what could've been.
ilysm nick, forever and always <3
i hate how triggered i get when someone asks me if ive lost weight

The only reason I'm floating is because I'm already gone
please, save me
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