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I wish I could make it easy
Easy to love me
According to my aunts, if you do not have a girlfriend at 13, you have fail as a man,

So in that case Im dead
Because Im Asexual


We have been lost to each other for so long. My name means nothing to you. My memory is dust.

This is not your fault, or mine. The chain connecting mother to daughter was broken and the word passed to the keeping of men, who had no way of knowing. That is why I became a footnote, my story a brief detour between the well-known history of my father, Jacob, and the celebrated chronicle of Joseph, my brother. On those rare occasions when I was remembered, it was as a victim. Near the beginning of your holy book, there is a passage that seems to say I was r
áped and continues with the bloody tale of how my honor was avenged.

It's a wonder that any mother ever called a daughter Dinah again. But some did. Maybe you guessed that there was more to me than the voiceless cipher in the text. Maybe you heard it in the music of my name: the first vowel high and clear, as when a mother calls to her child at dusk; the second sound soft, for whispering secrets on pillows.

#Good morning
#Boring Lessons
I hate doing nothing on the weekends.

Just think.

A year from now, or two, or three. Sitting in a coffee shop, or by a fountain in a city centre, or in the waiting area of an airport. Eyes glued to your phone. Someone walks up to you with a hesitation that can only be described as hopeful-- and asks, "Are you...?"
You don't know what to say for a second, but then your mind connects the dots and they're answering your grin.
It's not just 'a witty friend'. Or an 'online friend'. They're just a friend. And you're finally, finally meeting.

Friendship doesn't have to end when you go offline. 


 I'm sorry I can't be


in the back of the car.
    of the street, in the recline of the street, you told me i should
         move on.

"It's not that we need new ideas, we just need to stop having old ones . . ."
Feelings and desire are a double edged sword
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