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You will always be a black star.

Avril Lavigne


Better Now
I promise I swear to you, I'll be okay
You're only the love of my life
You probably think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything, woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
[Post Malone]

“your heart is safe with me”
the cutest sh*t to hear and the hardest to believe

“Home is people. Not a place.
If you go back there after the people are gone,
then all you can see is what is not there any more."

-Robin Hobb, Fool's Fate-

♪ You're the only one I'll be withtill the endwhen I come undone,
you bring me back again back under the stars,
back into your arms

Malibu Nights
I got way too much time to be this hurt
somebody help, it's getting worse

what do you do with a broken heart?
once the light fades, everything is dark
way too much whiskey in my blood
I feel my body giving up

can I hold on for another night?
what do I do with all this time? yeah


“Some days you will feel like the ocean.
Some days you will feel like you are drowning in it.”

Lora Mathis

"Once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood."
Nikos Kazantzakis

Promise that I will not take it personal, baby If you're moving on with someone new 'Cause baby you look happier, you do my friends told me one day I'll feel it too And until then I'll smile to hide the truth but I know I was happier with you  sat on the corner of the room everything's reminding me of you nursing an empty bottle and telling myself you're happier aren't you?
[Ed Sheeran]    

It's like you're homesick for a place
that doesn't even exist

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