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i don't want to live but i'm too scared to die
Double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine
Skin as cool as Steve McQueen, let me be your killer king
It hurts until it stops, we will love until it's not
I'm a killing spree in white, eyes like broken Christmas lights
Is it possible to choose your reaction to whatever happens? Yes, it is. Reaction is a CHOICE and we must consciously cultivate the habit of reacting Positively.
The worst part is knowing you are going to leave before I am able to open up to you...
''I do not exist to impress the world.
I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.''
''I do not exist to impress the world.
I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.''
"More a person loves to have online likes on own face,
Less should be believed on whatever s/he says."
~Anuj Somany




Whoever it is you fall in love with for the first time, not just love but be in love with, is the one who will always make you angry, the one you can’t be logical about.



 






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