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"Your eyes told me you loved me long before your words ever did."
Simple things make us Happy but we pursue the complicated. We get caught in a maze and Happiness remains a Distant Dream.
      “A perfect example of using others shoulders for only own benefits is also like posing for a photo with someone but for solely seeing own self in the snapped picture, and self-seekers do it regularly regardless of what others think about it.”

~Anuj Somany
I love too deeply, too quickly. And in the end, I always disappoint myself.
It's been so long since I heard your voice.
I remember you being my neighbor on Collins street.
Your
dog Pete would always bark and scare me.
One
time, when I was very younge, I had a concert in my school..
Bu
t I got sick so you picked me up early.
I remember when we were in my aunts house on A street, 
and
I was singing A THOUSAND YEARS. for a contest at this church URBAN HOPE.
The next year I sung TALKING TO THE MOON for the next contest. 
I los
t both, but you kinda got mad. You felt that i deserved to win.
You always said I can be famous!
I ca
n go to America's got talent, American idol, ect.
I mi
ss you so much grandma.
Why did Cancer have to take you away!?!!?!
I h
ave to keep singing in your honor.
I lo
ve you


We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.


I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust.
The Devil pulls the strings which make us dance;
We find delight in the most loathsome things;
Some furtherance of Hell each new day brings,
And yet we feel no horror in that rank advance.

What can an eternity of damnation matter to someone who has felt, if only for a second, the infinity of delight?
― Charles Baudelaire, Paris Spleen

I Don't Like this
-Christine Vega

Now, It's over.
I'm lost in the middle of no where!
My feelings dancing all around me,
trying to confuse me!
Esto no me gusta.

It's not about me, It's not about you.
Something we could have been
I'm sorry, but this is the way I feel!
Esto no me gusta.

We break up, and get back togethor
You say "Baby, I'll stay forever!"
But never say "never" 
I will never leave you. 
But you're leaving me more and more every day!
 ¡Esto no me gusta!

I know you're broke.
I know you're hurt.
Honey, I can't come back anymore!

I missing you baby!
Not able to sleep lately,
Esto no me gusta
No religion can save me!
Yo también te amo baby
Up all night going crazy
I don't like this!
 ¡Esto no me gusta!
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