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I would like to say, Thank you for always making me smile through the days and laugh like a manic. I know everybody thinks we’re the same old couple, but you’ve, weve, changed so much. I’ve watched you grow into this wonderful person and I’m so excited to see what we accomplish. So thank you for keeping me content and happy. I love you so much! Through all the struggles and accomplisments. Happy 2 years baby.🧡💛



                    Elegance never fades 


LAYER 8:  GETTING OLD

Age you're hoping to get married by: By now I don´t think about that!
Number of kids you're planning on having: Well, maybe twins, or a lot of kittens :3
 

LAYER 9: IN A GUY

Best eye color: Doesn't matter
Hair color: Doesn’t matter
Short or long hair: Doesn’t matter
Fat or fit: it depends on
Looks or personality: Both, but a little more personality
Funny or Serious: both
 

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING

1   MINUTE AGO: Typing...
1   HOUR AGO: Lazying around, It's a lazy kind of day!
1 WEEK AGO: Home choices
1   YEAR AGO: studying


LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I FEEL: Weird
I HATE: Rap LOL
I NEED: Exercise


LAYER 4: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: Both
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Converse LOL
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Frappuccino or Coffee: Both

LAYER 5:  DO YOU

Smoke: Sometimes
Cuss: Sometimes… almost always
Take showers: Obviously
Have a crush: (oh yeah) OF COURSE NOT!!!
Like school: Yes!
Believe in Karma: MAYBE


LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.


Gone to the mall: Yeah
Been on stage: No yet
Eaten sushi: Yeah
Been hurt: Not really LOL
Dyed your hair: ‘course not!

LAYER 7:  HAVE YOU EVER.

Kissed someone: Yeah lol
Gotten beat up: Yup :’(
Changed who you were to fit in: A bit

 


Thanks for coming!! 5/5

Have you ever think about what will happen to Stardoll.com once Flash Player is turning off? 

 

LAYER 1:  ON THE OUTSIDE



First Name: I won’t
Middle: Say
Last name: THAT!!
Gender: Female
Nationality: Mexican   

Current Location: everywhere good food is :P
Hair Color: I’m brunette
Righty/Lefty: Righty
Eye Color: Brown



LAYER 2:  ON THE INSIDE

Your fear: To be unhappy, frustrated
What makes you sad: Death, losing loved ones
What makes you happy: The things I love to do w/ the ones I do
Your dream of the perfect date: Maybe to be unexpected
What you want to be: FAMOUS lol


LAYER 3:   YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your thoughts first waking up: "let’s go, but first, go for the breakfast!"
Your best physical feature: Now that I love myself a little more, is hard to choose!
Your bed time: Around 00:00
Your most missed memory: My kitty
 

for now i'll erase everything that isn't you. 
for now i'll only think beautiful thoughts.
YOU'RE ALL I SEE IN ALL THESE PLACES





 
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Seeing old quotes and remembering all those feelings I had years ago.
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