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S
omebody's going to hurt you
the way you love to hurt me.
Do thy
friends
despise,
forsake
thee?
Take it to the Lord in Prayer;
In is arms he'll tke and sheild thee, thou wilt find a solace there. -
What a Friend - Charles C. Converse (1855)
Take it to the Lord in Prayer;
In is arms he'll tke and sheild thee, thou wilt find a solace there. -
What a Friend - Charles C. Converse (1855)
Do thy
friends
despise,
forsake
thee?
Take it to the Lord in Prayer;
In is arms he'll tke and sheild thee, thou wilt find a solace there. -
What a Friend - Charles C. Converse (1855)
Take it to the Lord in Prayer;
In is arms he'll tke and sheild thee, thou wilt find a solace there. -
What a Friend - Charles C. Converse (1855)
I SEE YOU
STARING IN YOUR MIRROR
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE
YOUR PRETTY SMILE IS A MONSTER
AND YOUR BEAUTY IS EMPTY
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SEE
YOUR PRETTY SMILE IS A MONSTER
AND YOUR BEAUTY IS EMPTY
So. I almost died yesterday. It was a real eye opener. Uh,
we went out to the water with some friends and we were all
drinking. I fell into the water and, I didnt try to resurface. I
just let myself sink. Watched bubbles float up. In those seconds I
just thought to myself that I didnt care anymore. Then all of a
sudden three people were pulling me out of the water and slammed me
onto the sand. So now Im sitting here with a really, really bad sun
burn and a sore body; wondering why I was so okay with sinking.
(Monday @1:54)
To reach your Destination, you need a Direction, but you can't
get there without Inspiration!
What if- Kane Brown (Sunday@7:59)
