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We Celebrate the Birthday of our Body, but we must know that in reality, we are the Soul that is Birthless. 
heart on your sleeve like you've never been loved

it can get better or worse, it can go my way or it wont. all i can do is work hard or waste time. worry or work hard. stress or work hard. at the end of the day, the only reasonable option is to work hard. even if i cant find the energy. long run over current feelings. head over heart.
My audience is God,
because who the hell else could understand me?
Who else has been dead twice?

i hurt, therefore i am.


my ghost, where’d you go?
i can’t find you in the body sleeping next to me


You really don’t understand, do you? I don’t want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted? Just like that, and it didn’t mean anything. What then?


The names are the first things to go, after the breath has gone, and the beating of the heart. We keep our memories longer than our names.

It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be.

Yes, I deserve a spring–
I owe nobody nothing.

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