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I think I've said everything there was left to be said. Your loss. :)
I'm sorry but I'd rather be getting high than watching my family die
My breathing is getting heavier and my heart beats as if I'm running

Thinking about you

Causes this

 
Every night
These days everybody wanna talk like they got something to say,
but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of jibberish.
the only thing retail has taught me is that old people are mean, and the best time to rob a store is on a holiday weekend; because banks are closed so stores stock up om change, and that holiday flow of customers means money.
Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?

 


 

is fu//ck off an emotion because i feel
it in my soul
Friend: Wanna come over and watch the Super Bowl?
Me: Does that mean I have to know what's going on?
 
 
And as the world comes to an end I'll be here to hold your hand, cause you're my king and I'm your lionheart.

format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

As the world comes to an end,
i'll be here to hold your hand,
'cause You'Re mY KInG
  AND I'M YOUR LIONHEART.
 

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