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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY,
CAUSE FRIDAYS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN SUNDAYS













 
CAUSE SUNDAYS ARE
MY SUICIDE DAYS







YOU MAKE ME FEEL OUT OF MY ELEMENT LIKE I'M DRIFTING OUT TO THE SEA, LIKE THE TIDE'S PULLING ME IN DEEPER MAKING IT HARDER TO BREATHE.












 

format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.



You're the fearI don't care,
'cause i've never been so high.

© format coded by: br0kenwings
Please don't remove this, or make it invisible!
Image is from tumblr, original photographer unknown.









I'm taking over my body,
  Back in control.
 










If I tremble at the sight of you,
          it's not because I'm cold.
 











nobody is perfect
but evetyone's to blame










I will set my soul on Fire,
 
What have I become?

  i'm sorry...
 

My name
is BLURRYFACE  
and I
Care what
people think...
I've got
two faces,
BLURRY'S the
one I'm
NOT.
"Stressed Out" 
"Goner"
 
you have moments where you think you're over it and then you have others where you cry on the bathroom floor wondering why you weren't good enough
I want to live better and experience life to the fullest but I want to experience dying and want to die. I'm living a contradictory life
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