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I AM 23% OBSESSED WITH MY LOOKS.
But its the fact that i could care less what i look like!


Hair

[x] straightener

[ ] curling iron

[ ] mousse

[x ] hair spray

[ ] gel

[ ] other sprays

[x] bobby pins

[ ] round barrel brush

[ x] blow dryer

[x] mirror

[ ] you have dyed your hair

[ ] you have or had highlights

Total:6



Eyes

[] black eyeliner

[ ] other color eyeliner

[ ] eye shadow

[ ] mascara

[ ] fake eyelashes

[] eyelash curler

[ ] eye shimmer

[ ] colored contacts

[ ] stunna shades

[ ]eye makeup remover

Total so far: 6


Lips/Teeth

[ ] clear lip gloss

[ ] red or pink gloss

[ ] lip stick

[ ] chap stick

[ ] lip plumper

[x ] electric toothbrush

[ ] teeth whitener

[ ] lip liner

[ ] more than 15 lipglosses

[x] toothpaste

Total so far: 8



Complexion/Overall face

[ ] blush

[ ] moisturizer

[ ] face wash

[ ]bronzer

[ ] makeup remover

[ ] face wipes

[ ] powder

[ x ] cover up

Total so far: 9


Nails

[x ] nail polish

[x ] filer

[x] nail clipper

[ ] nail buffer

[ ] cuticle remover

[ ] nail hardener

[ ] nail brush

[ ] Fake nails

[ ] nail scissors

Total so far: 11



Overall Total: 11

Now,multiply your score by 2

Then, repost as I am 22% obsessed with my looks

i screwed up 24% of my teenage life

[] Kissed someone before dating

[] Gotten a phone taken away at school

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum

[] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times

[] Didn't do homework over 5 times

[] Turned at least 2 projects in late

[x] Missed school just because you felt like it

[]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 3


[] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school

[x] Text people during class

[] Passed notes

[] Threw stuff across the room

[] Laughed at the teacher

Total so far:  4

[x] Took pictures during school hours

[] Called someone during school hours

[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

Total so far: 6

[] Threw something at the teacher

[] Went outside the classroom without permission

[] Broke the dress code

[x] Failed a class

[] Ate food during class

Total so far: 7

[] Been called the worst student

[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly

[] Didn't take your stuff to school

[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

Total so far: 7

[] Faked your parents signature

[] Slept in class

[] Cursed at a teacher behind their back

[x] Copied homework

[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean

[]Thrown food in the lunch room

Total so far: 8

Multiply by 3 for a total.


Post as "I have screwed up 24% of my teenage life

Ringtones
What is your main call ringtone? i have no idea.
Do you have any set for specific people? no
Who and what is their tone?
Do you have polyphonic or real music tones? idk
Address Book
How many people are in your address book? not many
How many are family? 6
How many are friends? 6
How many start with the letter M? 1
How many start with the letter Z? 0
How many start with the letter A? 3
Do you actually call everyone in your address book? only parents
Text Messages
How many texts are in your inbox? 4
Who is the most recent one from? twitter
What does it say? 2 people followed you
How many texts are in your outbox? i dont have one.
Who is it to? ------
What does it say? -------
Would you rather call someone or text them? text
-Grab your phone. Got it?
yuup
-What kind is your phone?
iphone 4s
-Who is the last person you called?
home/brother
-Who was your last missed call from?
My dad
-Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
dad
-Who is the 3rd person to come up under E?
Elanie
-Who was your last received call from?
dad


-How many messages are currently in your inbox?
4

-What do you have as your background?
sky, with the boys from the vamps names
-Who's the first person to come up under B?
no on
-How many bars of signal do you have?
3 :D


-Who was your last message from?
twitter
-Who is the first person in your phonebook?
amanda
-Who's the 5th person under A?
ashley(brother)
-Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
dad

 

 
1.) What is your name?
stephanie

2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?
no

3.) What do you plan to buy in the future?
car

4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?
bhs or geroge

5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own?
one.

6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?
didnt watch that..

7.)what do u think of Miley Cyrus ?
i like her, used to like her more but hey

10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:
broken strings......

11) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?
nope

12.)dinosaurs or unicorns?
unicorns

13.) What is your favorite musical?
HSM! grease.

14.) You need new jeans. Where do you go?
new look

15.) Do you think this is boring?
no

16.) The Wii or Xbox 360?
wii

17.)Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?
demi/selena

18.) Do you know many Josh's?
2 or 3

19.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?
cool:)

20.)Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?
no

21.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?
..

22.)do u enjoy surveys?
yuup

23.)What do you hear at the moment?
tv

24.)whyy do you think so many people love myspace?
never used it so i don't know

25.)what do you think of people who do illegal drugs?
up to them

26.)do u watch the olympics
yes

27.)What are your top five favorite stores?

don;t have any
Give your heart a break
RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
Clouds
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Best song ever
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
heart attack
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
English love affiar
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Warrior
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
she looks so perfect
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
never been hurt
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
counting starts
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
the troubles
WHAT IS 2+2?
sensitive guy
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
gotta be you
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
can we dance
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
hello heartache
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
move my way
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
every breaking wave
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
answerphone
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
another me
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
back in time
BIGGEST SECRET?
everything is AWESOME
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Complicated
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
give your heart a break

LOL this is so funny :D repost with your own info!!!;)

Format by Sandrasaurus

Just because I'm his nothing, doesn't mean I'm not her
everything.

Fill in the Blank

 

1.) When I'm in math class I talk to my friend.

2.) When I am with my crush I ..don't have one

3.) When I am with my best friend I.. don;t have one

4.) My favorite food is pasta .

5.) My favorite band/singer is 1D

6.) My hair color is brown.

7.) My eyes are brown.

8.) My mom's name is Teresa

9.) I have one siblings.

10.) When I grow up I want to be a primary worker.

11.) My favorite holiday is CHRISTMAS!

12.) The color of my underwear is white.

13.) I ____ school.

14.) I am 18 years old.

15.) The worst lie I've told was idk.

NO LYING QUIZ

1. Last Cigarette? when i was young and peer persure
r2. Last Beverage: water
3. BIGGEST secret: im fine
4. Last Phone Call? dad
5. Last Text Message: amanda
6. Last CD Played: i have no idea.. 5sos or 1D
7. Last BUBBLE Bath: ages ago
8. Last Time You Cried : last week
9. Last Meal: pasta

SEVEN Have You’s???
1. Have you ever dated someone twice?: no
3. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: no
4. Have you ever fallen in love? no
5. Have you ever lost someone?: Yeah...
6. Have you ever slept until 2pm?: no
7. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up? no

SIX Things You Did in the Past Three Days:
1. Went to college
2. went to the doctor
3. listened to music
4. went on twitter
5.watched tv programs
6. splet

List FIVE People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything to.
1: claire
2: amanda
3:
4:
5:

List THREE Favorite Colours.
1: Blue
2: Green
3: Purple

List FOUR Things You Want to Do Before You Die.
1: travel
2: meet 1D
3: meet dylan
4: meet 5sos

This month have you…
Laughed until you cried: no
Went behind your parents back? no

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss? never had a kiss..
2. Gay Marriage? support it. love is love
3. Lowering the drinking age? no
4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? straight
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? idk
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Kinda
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? kinda
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? new look
9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Nah
10. What is your current annoyance? nothing atm
11. How many kids do you want to have? 2 - 3
12. Do you want to change your name? no
13. Last time you saw your father? Few mins ago
14. What did you do for your last birthday?nothing amazing
15. What time did you wake up today? 7:30
16. What were you doing at midnight last night? tweeting
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: sleep
18. What is your favorite thing in your room? my bed
20. Where is your best friend right now? don;t have one tbh

If you answered honestly to all these, repost as: No Lying Quiz
I wrote a poem about prejudice for English class in order to get extra credit. 
I wanted to see what others thought of it.
Do you guys think this is good enough? 
Should I make any changes? 
Also, what do you guys think would be a good title for this poem? 
Thanks in advance. 
All credit goes to I, me, and myself. ;D 

Hearts bleed and roses die, 
Tears are shed and blood is boiled, 
Imagine a world where all is well, 
Imagine a world where hatred does not run through the veins of billions,
If only more people understood that words can cut deeper than blades, 

If only more people understood that we're all human beings, 
We may have distinctive physical and personality traits, but we all have emotions, 
As human beings we are all capable of feeling overjoyed or crestfallen, 
As human beings, we are all capable of using our hearts and minds to guide our actions, 
We all have hearts that beat, race, and pound inside of our chests depending on how we feel, 

When our agony and despair is unbearable, we weep, sob, wail, and howl as a way to release our emotions, 
When we're absolutely delighted and blissful, our eyes are filled with love and warmth, 
When we're filled with anger and rage, we can't help but to holler to get our point across, 
Yes, we're all different in various ways, but we're all human beings and we all have emotions and hearts that beat,
We're all in the same boat as one another and we're all trying to survive in this large, tough, and cruel world, 

If only people knew not to judge a group of individuals based on the actions of a few, 
It certainly wouldn't kill to be understanding and open minded instead of ignorant and judgemental, 
It is quite unfortunate that there are as many misunderstandings and misjudgements as there are stars lighting up the mysterious night time sky like fireflies, 
Yes, we're all different in various ways, but we're all human beings and we all have emotions and hearts that beat, 
If only we lived in a world where prejudice does not corrupt the mind of billions. 

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