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The Earth never crosses it's own path. Not only is it not in a circular orbit around the sun, it is not even in an elliptical orbit around the sun. Everything drifts. Nothing matches the architype perfectly. None of us is perfect. Everything is imperfect. The imperfections create our identity. The only way I know I exist is by my variation from the ideal. I am error. I am alive.
People who purposely decrease the font size only make it harder for others to get their message. It's not cute. It's obstructive.
She acts like she's part of me, as if we are unified and stronger for it, but she can withdraw her participation anytime she wants and leave me destitute. I am whole, complete, strong, and realized, but I can be alone again in a moment.
Don't forget about me,
Don't forget about me,
Even when I doubt you,
I'm no good without you.

I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.





They tell you you’ll forget how it used to be. You’ll get used to it, that it’s better to move on. They don’t realize you can’t. You’re not the same person anymore.



 

       

         
the honest to
              GOD TRUTH IS              
that i'm mad at myself. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
 

 


You said you loved someone else; only when you was gone you said "I love you"
"There are enough people so self-obsessed that if they don’t see or show their own face regularly through social media, they feel so stressed that they may also fall sick for a day or two."
~Anuj Somany
It's depressing how horrible reality can become as we grow up. 
Is so sad to find out that all those things fairy tales sold us as kids only existed in our dreams.
It's hard when we open our eyes and see the real world.
And then we must accept...
That we will never be the same again.
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