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I don’t know, I don’t want
to talk as much…It’s
nicer to think, dear,
pretty thoughts and
keep them in one’s heart,
like treasures. I don’t like
to have them laughed
at or wondered over.
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We all have one foot in a fairytale
and the other in the abyss.
such a great feeling when someone just genuinely wants to talk to you and wants to know how your life is going
723 days ago i met the love of my life. my life changed for the better and i am so happy with how things have been recently. although being home from school may suck, i know that i have something to look forward to each month. being with you gives me an undescribable, yet so amazing feeling. you make me the happiest girl out theere and i wouldnt trade the bad times with you for the good times with anyone else. weve had our ups and downs just like any other couple would. and the past couple weeks were a bit hard but were almost there just a few days away and ill get to see you again. i cant wait to be in your arms again. thats a feeling i really have missed. your arms make me feel so safe and warm. all my problems fade when you are around. everything just feels okay. i love you so much babe. thursday is right around the corner:)
waiting for my daydreams to become reality
3 days until i see my baby again❤️
We Could Slow Dance To Rock Music Kiss While We Do It

It hit me suddenly and it was fast and I can't believe it finally happened. I'm not talking about love, i'm talking about a more powerful, more life-consuming emotion: Hate. Suddenly like I had been hit in the face, every bad thing he had ever done, ever said, every single time he manipulated me, used me and lied to me it came to me like a painful slap but on the heart. And then I started shaking with anger and hatred and I never wanted to see him again but I wanted him to know how much I hated his guts. The hate consumed me like a strong tide. I finally understood how people could hate their ex's because before I had always been confused on how someone could hate someone they once loved but oh my,, I hated him 100x more than I have ever hated. So much it was hard to breathe with the hatred weighing down and consuming my heart.

Or maybe I just feel emotions too much but oh well

But please don't get me wrong, i'm not bitter or mad. It's not that I still love you, it's not cause I want you back. It's just that when I think of you, it just makes me gag. -Eminem Puke (love this song, partially because it describes my feelings for a certain ex of mine)
We Could Slow Dance To Rock Music Kiss While We Do It
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