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Why is it so easy for you to let me go?
It is ironic that we are particular about flushing out all the dirt through the Drain, but we continue to retain a lot of it in our Brain.-RVM   
how is shrek 2 real
it is decades before its time i cant even. oh my god. how is it real why did god bestow this blessing upon us how are we deserving of this gift
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If Someone is Encouraged at All by the Music that I write, my whole Life would be JUSTIFIED.
—Tyler Joseph

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nOt the guMdrop ButTON
God give me the strength to not go shopping with my savings this weekend amen
"If it's real, it'll hurt like hell."
You getting maaaaad
I'm getting riiiich!
And even if you're not here to stay, I'm happy the universe allowed your soul to stop by.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not..
Except for sober, I've pretended to be sober a few times.
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