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You know you're on my mind.

And when you're GONE,

I say I'm fine,
Pretend I'm good without you.


You write miracles
out of strangers.

call me at 2am and tell me you can’t sleep without me..
cant seem to leave my past behind, cuz all the ones I hope to stay  are all the ones  who fade away
I am obsessed with becoming a woman  comfortable in her skin
Sandra Cisneros
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