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Love never claims, it ever gives. Love ever suffers, never resents never revenges itself.

"Love can make you do things that you never thought possible".

And if I die trying
     ......Well at least I tried.
Death is her boyfriend
She spits on summers and smiles to the night
She collects crowns made of black roses
But her heart is made of bubble gum

M83-Graveyard girl
so, basically a run-down as to what
happened when I took a break from witty
(wasn't really a "break" because I still did
log on pretty often on mobile, I was just 
way too lazy to open my laptop.) um,
okay. my ex best friend and I became
best friends again. (I messaged her
because she posted something that
was obviously about me on tumblr, 
and I was like "wtf, stop saying I hate
you to everyone, because I already got
your bf to pass along I don't" and she
replied back and yeah idk it just sorta
happened.) and when the universe is
nice and give-eths, the universe also
take-eth away, so I got my best friend
back, but the guy I was really falling for
got back together with his ex, so hella
lonely. my sister's dog had puppies 
with my dog, and I'm allowed to keep 
one and his name is Pi (because it's
me, and if you know me, you know
that isn't surprising. I actually asked
the guy for help naming him. I was
like "no but really, I need your help.
if you don't give me a name, that poor
puppy will spend it's life being called
Pi or an element from the periodic table
because I do s.hit like that." and he was
just like "I actually like Pi." so, yeah.)
also, I've  been playing a lot of skyrim.
tried to go back to far cry 3 because I
finished it on ps3, but have yet to on
xbox (I want the achievements, bruh)
and switching games is always so
confusing with controls so that only
lasted a day. idk, that seems to be it.

but really guys, I was friends with my

friend for like only 2 weeks before the
guy I like all of a sudden got back in 
touch with his ex (him and I hung out
literally 2 days before he did) and I do
not think it is a coincidence. the world
hates me, I swear.


         & if my biggest dreams never come true, i'm so screwed.

     i  woNt   kNow  wHat  to  Do.

He put me through hell and I called it love.
can't resist looking into your eyes
Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything, to just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. To know that you can feel what love really is, to know, to feel, to love.
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