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only two positions:
victimizer or victim
both end up in

destruction for
trusting this
crooked system

sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but ‘Mom’s’ probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.

I don’t think relationships are just physicality. There are ways to show you care about someone, not just using your lips… Or any other body part.



There’s a rationalization behind why movie sequels usually suck. An end is an end. Things break for a reason. We broke for a reason, and we don’t need a low-budget part two.

format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

cHecKinG For monsTers under
my bed, i never realized
they were sleeping beside me.
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Please don't remove this, or make it invisible!
Cause she feels more alive in her own dreams...
Is there a such thing as being too nice ?
fall in love with me and I will love you more than the stars love the night sky and even the galaxy
Farewell to false pretension.
Farewell to hollow words.
Farewell to fake affection.
tomorrow burns...
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