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You must have fun. You must get it done. But don’t just run and run and run. For, life is a journey, not a destination.
live like its the last time he can see you alive without him
so in two weeks and 3 days my boyfriend and i makes a year i wanna plan something but i have no idea any help would be nice ?
so in two weeks and 3 days my boyfriend and i makes a year i wanna plan something but i have no idea any help would be nice ?
Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson.
When the inner Spirit has Liberation, Inspiration is born!
I sincerely hope all your dreams come true. I'm kind of a fan of you. Of whatever you do. I hope you're happy for the most part. I wish I could have a bigger part in your life, but I'm happy with where I am. I'm proud of you.
Always answer the phone with enthusiasm in your voice and show your appreciation for the caller. Good phone manners are essential. To convey authority on the line, stand up. This will instill further confidence in your voice.
Negative people don't need to be defeated. They defeat themselves with their Negative Attitude. Be POSITIVE always.
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