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And yet to wine, to opium even, I prefer the elixir of your lips on which love flaunts itself; and in the wasteland of desire your eyes afford the wells to slake my thirst.

There is no practice exam for living a life. All you can do is knuckle down, trust your intuition, and take the lessons where you can.


Just because you are what you are, where you are, that does not mean you should continue to be there.
sometimes i like to think that the
universe is looking out for me


what is life???

google says it's: "the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."

And i disagree

I'll put it into one word....


Type in the comments, what do you think?

Love will save you,
but it won't save me. 

and baby imma need you to hold on tight cause this ride im about to take you on is gonna be a wild one
Do you know, darling? When you became involved with others you quite possibly stepped down a level or two, but if you become involved with me, you will be throwing yourself into the abyss.

We are as forlorn as children lost in the woods. When you stand in front of me and look at me, what do you know of the griefs that are in me and what do I know of yours. And if I were to cast myself down before you and weep and tell you, what more would you know about me than you know about Hell when someone tells you it is hot and dreadful? For that reason alone we human beings ought to stand before one another as reverently, as reflectively, as lovingly, as we would before the entrance to Hell.
     — Franz Kafka

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