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Search me oh God and know my heart; test me  and know my anxious thoughts.
See if there is any offensive way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.
-Psalm 139:23&24-
I've been in this bad funk all week. 
I"ve felt worthless, like nothing I do is ever good enough for anyone. 
I also haven't been faithful with you. And I want to,.....scratch that .... I NEED to come back to you. 
All that matters to me is You  and your unfailing love and faithfulness. 
So search me Lord, and lead my in the path to YOU.

"๐•Žแถคแต—สฐแต’แต˜แต— สธแต’แต˜ ๐•€'แต แถฐแต’ แต’แถฐแต‰, 

๐•€'แต แถฐแต’แต—สฐแถคแถฐแต แตƒแต— แตƒหกหก"
-๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ข ๐”‡๐”ž๐‘ฆ๐”ฐ ๐”Š๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐”ข

"แดต'แต แตสณแต’สทแถคแถฐแต หขแต’ แตˆแถคหขแต—แตƒแถฐแต—

แดบแต’แต—สฐแถคแถฐแต แตแตƒแตแต‰หข หขแต‰แถฐหขแต‰ แต—แต’ แตแต‰ แตƒแถฐสธแตแต’สณแต‰

แดต'แต หกแต‰แตƒสณแถฐแถคแถฐแต แต—แต’ สณแต‰หขแถคหขแต—

แดฎแต‰แถœแต’แตแถคแถฐแต แตแต’สณแต‰ แต—สฐแตƒแถฐ สธแต’แต˜ แต‰แต›แต‰สณ สทแต‰สณแต‰"

"ฦŠιggιηg ษ—ั”ั”ρ ιηั•ιษ—ั” σf ะผั”

ฦ“ั”ั‚ั‚ιηg ραั•ั‚ ั‚ะฝιั• αgσηัƒ

 cαη'ั‚ ั•ั”ั”ะผ ั‚σ gั”ั‚ αωαัƒ

Aησั‚ะฝั”ั ษ—αัƒ, ัσั‚ั‚ιηg ιη ναιη"

"๐’ฒ๐’ฝ๐“Ž ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’น ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น 
๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’๐“ˆ
๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š,

๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Ž ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐“‰๐‘œ 
๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“ˆ 
๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š?

๐’ฒ๐’ฝ๐“Ž ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’น ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น 
๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“€๐‘’๐‘’๐“… ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‹๐‘’ 
๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’?"

             "แต‚แถคแต—สฐ แตสธ แถ แถคแถฐแตแต‰สณหข แถœสณแต’หขหขแต‰แตˆ
   แต‡แต‰สฐแถคแถฐแตˆ แตสธ แต‡แตƒแถœแตห’            

แดต หกแต‰แต— สธแต’แต˜สณ สทแต’สณแตˆหข หขหกแถคแต–             
แต—สฐสณแต’แต˜แตสฐ แตสธ แถœสณแตƒแถœแตหข"                         

-๐’ฎ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’ ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡

"แดฑแต›แต‰สณสธ หขแต—สณแต‰แต‰แต— แถคแถฐ แต—สฐแถคหข แถœแถคแต—สธ แถคหข แต—สฐแต‰ หขแตƒแตแต‰ แต—แต’ แตแต‰

แดฑแต›แต‰สณสธแต’แถฐแต‰'หข แตแต’แต— แตƒ แต–หกแตƒแถœแต‰ แต—แต’ แต‡แต‰ห’ แต‡แต˜แต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰'หข แถฐแต’ สณแต’แต’แต แถ แต’สณ แตแต‰"


-๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ข ๐”‡๐”ž๐‘ฆ๐”ฐ ๐”Š๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐”ข
"Someone Who Cares"

"๐“๐“ท๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐’†๐”๐“ฌ๐’†๐“น๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ต ๐“ฐ๐’†๐“ฝ๐“ผ 
๐“ฌ๐“ป๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐’†๐“ญ ๐“ซ๐”‚ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“น๐’†๐“ธ๐“น๐“ต๐’†

๐“ฆ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ ๐“ณ๐’†๐“ช๐“ต๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ๐”‚ ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ฒ๐“ฐ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐’†, 
๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต 
๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐’†๐“ฒ๐“ป ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ถ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐’†๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ผ"
Well it's five in the morning, and I'm sitting at the kitchen table waiting for a pot of water to start boiling so I can make some Mac n' chz. Lately I wake up every morning at 3. I don't know why it's like clock work though. Usually I take something to knock me out but guess was hoping I'd fall asleep sooner than later. Waiting for you to reply. For you to reply and say something that will make me angry enough to stop checking on here again, and make me feel as if I could really move on. I need to do something. I'm glad your finally getting out of the house but for myself it seems as if I've been sitting home for months. Sleeping everyday away till I have to work. It's not even that I'm sad it's just that I feel like doing nothing. I feel constantly tired. Feel like everyday I wake up and its pointless so why try. So I don't. Dreading making an effort to get ready for work already. Maybe I'll feel better by tomarrow morning though because hopefully I'll be exhausted. Hopefully I'll pass out. 5:27Am
"๐“˜ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐’‡๐’‡๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ญ ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ป๐’†" 
-โ„ฌ๐“ป๐’†๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ โ„ฌ๐’†๐“ท๐“ณ๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ท
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