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             And silence, like darkness, can be kind; it, too, is a 
  LanGuaGe.

"Heroes always get remembered 
but you know,
legends never die."
-PA!TD
 
 




She loved him because he had brought her back to life. She had been like a caterpillar in a cocoon, and he had drawn her out and shown her that she was a butterfly.

 Sometimes I get stuck on the ‘what-ifs.’ On the hearts I could’ve been broken by or the people I could’ve loved in return. What would those adventures have been like? What stories remain untold?
Why yes,
I do participate in No Shave November through April
the world was a better place when you came around and now that you're gone nothing is the same.

Just because someone looks happy doesn't mean they are because even a white rose has a black shadow.







       I don't know what's worse:
      TO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AND BE HAPPY, OR TO BECOME WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE,

        Anfeel Alone.
       
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 
 


 

I know you don't love me, the way I loved you, but that's okay



Dear emotional breakdowns, I didn't miss you.
Please stop.
I am too exhausted for this.

 


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