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I tried to follow my dreams........
Now I have multiple restraining orders

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

3. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

5. Forget your enemy but don't forget the b*stards  name

i always feel like i'm messing this up.
that awkward moment when your taking your dog out for a walk and looking really ugly and your crush sees you..
SOMETIMES
QUIET IS VIOLENT
get a job
                         and stop stalking
                         boys online

                 ☺

~ But mom I have friends on the internet ~
I was watching one of Jenna Marbles' videos and I scrolled down so that I could read some of the comments....

"Until i was 7, I used to think that babies come out of your n--ples and that women had 2 b--bs in case she's having twins. For a while i thought triplets were a result of an invisible 3rd b--b."
                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                             
                                                               BURN.                                                        
                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                             
What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by.  I mean I've left schools and places I didn't even know I was leaving them.  I hate that.  I don't care if it's a sad good-by or a bad good-by, but when I leave a place I like to know I'm leaving it.  If you don't, you feel even worse.
~Holden Caulfield


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