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I am not my weaknesses.
"You have to live through the worst parts of life so you never take the best parts for granted."
Pleasures that we seek are not Happiness at its peak... for it is Contentment that gives True fulfillment.-RVM

 i got me and thats all i really need right 


 hands up if your mind is a mess 

You'll always be a
question mark.
Giddy, greedy, grin upon my face
I can't help it, I can't stop
Do you even have a plan of attack?
A way to react?
Karma's gonna come collect your debt
Don't forget about me,
Even when I doubt you,
I'm no good without you, no, no
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