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I WANNA FALL INSIDE YOUR GHOST AND FILL UP EVERY HOLE INSIDE MY MIND. AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I AM HALF A SOUL
DIVIDED.








 



 






 

i'm the type of girl who will respond to texts immediately because i hate leaving people waiting. i always thought it was the right thing to do but apparently not because noone i talk to does it.
sometimes I feel like I'm a hazard.
http://www.usanewss.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Ellen.jpg
Most people lose the only thing they possess—Life—while acquiring the many things that will finally never be theirs.-RVM ‪#‎Inspiration‬ ‪#‎Stayinspired‬
Just because the key fits doesn't mean the door will open
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
We try to hide our feelings, but we forgot that our eyes speak. The thing is, these days no one can read eyes. It's like a forgotten language that dispeared over time.


They say,

"You want

a war?

You've got

a war,"

BUT


who are you

FIGHTING for?



 








 





The sounds of this small town makes my ears hurt.

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