No Pen?
no pen = no notes
no notes = no studying
no studying = failing
failing = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = skinny
skinny = ugly
ugly = no love
no love = no marriages
no marriages = no
children
no children = loneliness
loneliness = sadness
sadness = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
moral? don't loose your pen.