10210

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*When I'm on Omegle*

Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.
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When I see my cat staring out the window.
I sit behind him and whisper, 'Look simba,
everything the light touches is our kingdom'
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friend: my lips are the worst part of my face
me: my face is the worst part of my face
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Am I the only one who...

Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead?
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow  a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
Little girl: Then you ask him.
 
 
 
 
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Fish are friends, not blizzards
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i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
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I wish I was cute so that I could take selfies
and not want to punch myself in the face.
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there is a difference
between letting go and
pretending you've forgotten


 


 

 





 
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signs he likes you

(3 of 10)

You Catch Him Looking at You. 
Of course, this doesn't
count if you've been staring at
him for the past hour,
hoping to get his attention, and
he catches you in the act. It
only counts if you glance
over at him and caught him in mid-stare.






 

 
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