123gb123

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&+ does anyone else think that Witty should have a
"Come-Backs" category?



 

 
 


&+ I would give anything
to feel your arms around me
one. last. time

 
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I wish i saved all the tears i cried for you.. so i could drown you in them.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.. its about learning to dance in the rain

...Loves when you shed a tear and still want him, its when he ignores you and you still love him, its when he loves another girl but you still smile and say I'm happy for you, when all you really do is cry

 
  Advantages Of Being A Women:
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. Taxis stop for us
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing
5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay
6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves
 10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is directions
& I only hope...
That he sits there, staring at his phone
waiting for my name to pop up on the screen
Just like I do.
YOU: * takes a book and slaps friend in the face with it *
FRIEND: " What  the hell was that for ? "
YOU: " I just facebooked you! "

(:



 
  I'm  sick of men telling us women we are bad drivers. 


How many men could do 90 mph in the fast lane of a motorway while putting on mascara?
 
I ALWAYS come up with amazing quotes in my head to put on Witty...



But then when I get on the computer to write them...


I COMPLETELY forget them :-/ 
 Girl: " I'm going to kill you. "
Boy: " Why? "
Girl: " You're in my thoughts, my dreams, my hopes, even my diary. You tip toe into my mind all the time. "
Boy: " So, you kinda love me, huh? "


 Y

 
 Truth is...
I'm not mad at you.
I just hate the fact that every time your name pops up on my phone,
I fall for you a little bit harder.
And everytime my name lights up on your phone...
Well, I'm just another girl that you text.