Whenever I throw a small piece of food to my dog I expect him to
jump up and flip then catch it in his mouth, but in reality all it
does is hit his nose and fall to the floor.
conversation with uncle who just started "texting"
Him--too bad for you :(/
Me-what is that face??
Him-I'm sticking my tongue out at you
Me-No :b thats someone sticking a tongue!!
Him- ur ovbiously delusional