13andFearless

Heey, Just want to say that I absolutly LOVE Taylor Swift too!:D
Oms, you met her? aw so lucky')
haha anyway sorry bit random But I love seeing swifties profiles, I just have to say hey:D

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Hey I'm a swiftie too and I had to say hi, so what are your top 5 off of Red i can't pick just one so mine are
1.Starlight 2.All too well 3.22 4.Holy Ground 5.The Lucky one

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Sooo, I was listening to the radio today && guess what I learnt? Men got bonerrs when they were hanged well... AWKWARD.
Uh...eh... I mean HEY! Pretend I didn't say that...
Can you all do me a favour? Search necrophilia in google (if you don't know what it is) and enjoy.
I also put a new chapter up on my profile (: I'm trying to work out how I'll end the story, should I make Andi and Jesse die like Romeo and Juliet?
HELL YES!

Did you know that:
1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee?
2] The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue?
3] Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie?
4] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet?
5] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
6] A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva?
7] The average person falls asleep in seven minutes?
8] A new chapter's up?

BET YOU DIDN'T.

Heyheyhey! c:
Chapter 19 is up, go check it out and tell me what you think. Hopefully you all like it and how the chapter ended. *hint-hint*
Soooo, I was in the car with my granddad and he was listening to Greek rap. I was like WOOOHHOOOOO GO GRANDDAD!
Yeeep, shoutout to all the granddads out there! [:
& I made cupcakes... let's just say I can't be a chef... ever.

I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!

Hello you amazing human specimen.
I feel like horrible cause I like never upload anymore :( I'll upload after I remind everybody, if I can. School has been keeping me very busy and soon I won't be able to upload at all until my exams are over.
Eh... this notification-reminder thingy is so BORING. I think I'll just leave y'all to get on with your life.
I decided that I eat my problems, even though I have like no problems... I'm going to start my diet for the like 100th time on Monday ;)
Xx Mariiaa

i really really really want the preorder pack but i really don't have a credit or debit card and my parents get annoyed when I ask them to buy things for me off the internet. Even though I always give them cash for it. I really want to though. The song the album is named after will be available on itunes tonight and i'm so excited! :D

I do, but I never ever use it except to take pictures of my cat..haha

I live about 5 hours south of Nashville. I've always wanted to go but I've never been.

i'm pretty good. and yes, I am American, haha.

who said that fave this quote is against the rules?

alright. Tswizzle buddies we are. :)

you're welcome & thank you.

I love your quotes <3

Hello. It's lovewritingx. I made a new profile to put my stories on. I actually emailed Steve about the information and he told me that the situation seems settled and that I could make a new account... so... here I am. I'm hoping to be able to start over new. I don't want to talk about what happened anymore because, as far as I can see it, it's over. Soo, I'm going through the followers list for lovewritingx and notifying all the followers that this is my new account. Feel free to follow if you'd like, but you don't need to. "My Mistake" will be posted soon after I notify alll the followers which may take a while so you'll need to be patient if you're looking forward to that. Alright, thanks for your time. ~elizabeth