*in
meat department talking about our
family*
Mom: Yeah , Sara, your were a surprise.
Sister: HAHAHA oh my gosh, you were a
mistake!
Me: Mom?! Why are you just telling me this now?!
My whole life is.. mistaken..
Sister: *laughing*
Me: Well don't I feel great. I'm the big
mistake of the family!
Mom: Not a mistake, no no, a surprise.
Me: Oh, okay, so mistake.
Mom:
Surprise.
*6 months
later*
Me: Hey mom, so I was thinking about how I was a
mistake an-
Mom: You were a surprise, anyway
continue?
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