143summer

That heart attack you get when you go to someones profile and music starts blasting.

Oh, you have 104 days of summer vacation phineas and ferb? Well I think it's time to go back to school because last time I checked i've been watching your show since last year.

*puts sunglasses on*
 

Me: omg im so cool. my swag is overflowing right now. I bet everyone is staring at me right now because of how awesome I look.
 

*reality*
 

everyone: Dude why the f**k do you have sunglasses on it's not even sunny out..
me: *chucks sunglasses and looks at random person*
Yeah really feak whats your problem?!
everyone: .........
me: psh people these days!

Hot boy: Did you get the answer for number 6?
Me: Our babies are going to be pretty.
Hot boy:
Me:
Hot boy:
Me:
Hot boy: what.
Me: 26 
Hot boy: I could'ver sworn you just said our bab-
Me: ....26.
 

I'm gonna learn chinese  then go back to the nail salon to see what they are saying about me..

*mom calls*
 

me: everyone shutup my moms calling!
me: hellloooooo?
friends: pass the weed! hey where did all the beer go?! Oh my god put your shirt back on!
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: .....gotta go bye!

 

*real conversation my bestfriend had with a kid in our grade*
 

Boy: So what's the whole big deal with kissing in the rain thing?
Her: Oh nothing really it's just romantic and stuff. Every girl basically wants it.
Boy: Oh.. Call me when it rains. 

                                                                                        <3 

I don't know whats more awkward
answering dora,
or sitting there in silence as she stares at you..