16msavercool
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If you want to see a rainbow you have to wait for the storm to past.
Joined: March 20, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 285275
Location: Wonderland
Joined: March 20, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 285275
Location: Wonderland
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Hey my name is Marina! I am really into writting and swimming. I have really good friends and I just couldn't imagine my life any better right now :)
16msavercool's Favorite Quotes
Why do we wash towels?
Why is there a s in lisp?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why is there a s in lisp?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What is Satan's last
name?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Can animals commit suicide?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Can animals commit suicide?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Can a black person join the
kkk?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
This
is what
keeps
me up
at night
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
I'm a
dreamer.
I'm an artist, an author, a joker, and a schemer.
I'm a quiet one and a shy one, but OUTGOING and insane.
I'm anything but plain.
I'm a ♫singer♫ and a giggler, a friend and a roleplayer.
I believe the worst people are dream slayers.
Sticks and stones hardly ever break bones but words will always hurt you.
It sucks trying to work out legends from the truth.
Well, that's a little tidbit, a little slice of me.
But you probably see it as something only a dreamer could be.
I'm an artist, an author, a joker, and a schemer.
I'm a quiet one and a shy one, but OUTGOING and insane.
I'm anything but plain.
I'm a ♫singer♫ and a giggler, a friend and a roleplayer.
I believe the worst people are dream slayers.
Sticks and stones hardly ever break bones but words will always hurt you.
It sucks trying to work out legends from the truth.
Well, that's a little tidbit, a little slice of me.
But you probably see it as something only a dreamer could be.
You may not
realise it, but this is 100% true:
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
Harry Potter
fans: I
wanna
go to
Hogwarts
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia
Hunger Games fans: Nope im good.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia
Hunger Games fans: Nope im good.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
Shoot for the moon
Even if you miss you'll
Land among the ★stars★
“Look mom, no hands!”
“DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL”
