1DMyKryptonitee

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Joined: April 19, 2012
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Ohaiii durr, lad, fella, friend, amiga, or maybe just YOU.
If it's not obvious enough, I One Direction. Yes, i'm a Directioner. Sometimes i fail to support them, but it's not because i'm not happy for them, it's because the chance of meeting them is decreasing each day. Okay now, let's not be sad. Let's think of unicorns. And how they barf RAINBOWS. I wonder if they smell like cupcakes. Ohmygosh, i'm inlove with FOOD.  Anyway, most of the time i have nothing to do, so my profile would probably be filled with random, and ridicule set of quotes. Oh and if you ever wanna follow, i don't mind. :) justtt kiddin'! But seriously.


Thank you, i you so freakin much.

  

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reader_at_heart 1 decade ago
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hey so I'm going through my followers just to let you guys know that I'm back and kind of explain myself. well, you see, it was summer. and i got frustrated with the story because i wrote a chapter three different times but it was still never posted. so i kind of gave up. i was annoyed because all the boring parts were taking sooo long. but now i've pretty much skipped over the part that i kept dragging out and now we have some action. i've posted two chapters and I'm working on more.. i understand if you don't want to read anymore but i just want to let everyone know I'm sorry for disappearing off witty for a while. and i love you even if you've only read one chapter lol and I'm also sorry if this makes no sense at all but its not my fault because its two in the morning so ya
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beary0630 1 decade ago
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Hello! Here's your fanfic!! Sorry it took so long I have over 150 to do. Hope you enjoy!!

It’s Saturday afternoon and you are listening to your local radio station. Last week, you entered a contest to win a Skype session with Harry on your webcam. At 1 PM sharp they are announcing who the winner is right after they play What Makes You Beautiful. When the song comes on you dance around your room. You are so anxious to know the winner, you just can’t sit still for another second! When the song ends the announcer starts reading the names of the other girls who will get to chat with Zayn, Niall, Liam and Louis. And then he says, “And the last winner who will get to chat with Harry is Gwen !” You can not believe what just happened! You are actually going to get to talk to Harry Styles face to face over Skype! After you hear your name your cell phone rings and it’s the radio station calling with the details. You will get to talk to Harry tomorrow night! You spend the rest of Saturday and Sunday getting ready and preparing what things you will say to him. When it’s time to go on, you get your laptop and open Skype. You can’t believe it! After a minute Harry pops on the screen and he can see you! He greets you by saying, “Hey, Gwen ! It’s Harry from One Direction. How are you doing?” It takes you a few seconds before you can reply because you are so starstruck! “Hi Harry! I’m going great! How are you?” “I’m doing well,” he replies in his cute British accent. You sit there talking for awhile asking him general questions about being in 1D and random things about himself. Your session is only supposed to last a half hour, but you notice that it’s almost been forty-five minutes! Harry gives you a super sweet smile. “Hey, I’ve been meaning to tell you this the whole night. You seem like such a sweet girl and I think you are so beautiful! I don’t think I’ve ever said that to a fan before!” This makes you blush. “Are you serious?” you ask. “Yeah, I am. You are so gorgeous.” He giggles a little. “Actually Gwen , would you want to meet in person some time? We are going to be in your area next week for a concert and I’d really like to see you.” He says. “Um, yeah that’d be great!” The two of you say your goodbyes and you plan to meet at a nearby candy store next week. That night you can’t sleep because you have too many butterflies in your stomach. The week passed slowly but when it was time to meet Harry you could barely breathe. When you got to the shop, Harry was sitting on a bench inside. “You look lovely!” He said as he took your hand. “Thanks,” you said as you blushed. The two of you walked around for awhile. “I bet all this candy in the store isn’t as sweet as you.” He said. You smile and are about to thank him when he leans in and kisses you. After this date the two of you decide that you’d love to go steady. You manage a long distance relationship until summer when you get to spend all of your time with him when he’s off from touring. After a few years he proposes to you in the same candy shop where you had your first date. You live happily together forever and have to children together. The End.
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wittyspaz 1 decade ago
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ok! followed you! my main one is http://-so-live-your-life-.tumblr.com and my 1d imagine one with my friend is http://imagineonedirection-niallharry.tumblr.com
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Pia 1 decade ago
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yea... they also said i should go kill myself coz no one would notice
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wittyspaz 1 decade ago
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bahaha oh my carrots! yayy witty friends! do you have a tumblr? cuz i kinda have one dedicated to 1D
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wittyspaz 1 decade ago
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haha i followed your other account :D
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Pia 1 decade ago
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its all good :)
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Pia 1 decade ago
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I just did :) all good dont worry you wernt being annoying
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Olisbabe * 1 decade ago
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Noooo Probleem
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Olisbabe * 1 decade ago
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LOL xDD i coul find the account .. whats the name again ?
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Olisbabe * 1 decade ago
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Shoore c:
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DreamsThatComeTrue 1 decade ago
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hehe, the next chapters are up :) Hope you like it! Xx
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IvyRoxx 1 decade ago
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Heyy!!! SO your automatically awesome because your a directioner and you seem really nice from wha ive read on your profile:)
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DreamsThatComeTrue 1 decade ago
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Do you think you have time to have a look at my page? Im currently writing a Harry fanfic, 'I Wish' & it would be wonderful if you could read it! Thanks so much :) xx ♥
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/DreamsThatComeTrue
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blueeyedblonde 1 decade ago
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Yes I will!& no it doesn't bother ne(: what is its username?
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blueeyedblonde 1 decade ago
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Hahaha omg that's hillerous (: & my brother doesn't know that much but its something hes gonna learn soon (;
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Imjustme32 1 decade ago
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Aww, thanks!!
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Imjustme32 1 decade ago
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YOUR ONE SHOT IS UP!!!
http://www.wattpad.com/4823443-one-direction-one-shots-gwen-and-harry-xx?d=ud
-Jenn xx
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Soniall26400 1 decade ago
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Vas happenin !!! Hi i'm Sonia. I'm also a Directioner. I love your quotes !!
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luciamalik28 1 decade ago
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;D
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