1Derland

Status: they call me t. criss with the swiss miss
Joined: March 4, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 280711
Location: Hell's Kitchen
what up I'm gabby I don't use this site anymore but I figured I'd update this profile bc I'm not 14 anymore. u may remember me as aj! that's bc I used a pseudonym bc I was 14. maybe some day I'll delete this page proper but I like to keep myself humble so we're still here for now. 

Quotes by 1Derland

"I know it's a mess and it's half-taped together and it's old and busted--but it's mine. And you gotta make that work, right? You gotta make your own stuff work out."

-Clint Barton, Hawkeye #6
"You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living a life--that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is--you take the shot."

-Clint Barton, Young Avengers Presents #6
My relationship advice: tell then I'll beat them up
Friendly reminder that sleep will always be 100000000000000% more important than completing all your homework, so if you've been at it for hours and you still haven't finished by ten pm, then just go to bed because finishing some homework and having around eight hours of sleep is a lot better than finishing all of it and only getting four hours of sleep.
Pro-Tip: If you want me to do something, don't fūcking yell at me.
*period is late*
Me: What.
Me: I must be pregnant, that has to be what it is.
Me:
Me: But I haven't even had the sēx.
Me: …
Me: This can only mean one thing.
Me: I have been chosen to carry the Baby Jesus.

"When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop working."
. . .
Except when you're on your period.
Then it's like f***ing Niagara Falls.

I'm not mad because I'm on my period.
I'm mad because you're a moron.

Thanks to One Direction,
I can no longer look at a pigeon without immediately thinking of Kevin.