Howdy everyone! My name is AJ, but you can call me Watson.
You may also call me:
-Your great and fearless Muppet leader
Whatever floats your rubber ducky, really.
I'm not on much and when I am most of my quotes are just me screaming about TV shows or cute band members. But if you ever want to talk, I promise I'll get to you! I'm on at least twice a week, on average, so while my replies may be slow, they will still appear. If I ever ignore you for a really long time, please know that it is 100% an accident and Witty probably ate my notifications again. Feel free to send me another message if you think that's what happened.
Anyway things you should know about me:
1. I do not 'follow for a follow'. This means that no matter how many times you show up asking me "F4F????" I will not hit the follow button. What I will do is delete all your comments and block the heck out of you.
2. I realize that y'all find profiles with songs that autoplay lame, but I'm not entirely inclined to care. I like the song and I want it there and I will not remove it.
3. Sometimes I just rant about life or shamelessly promote myself in my quotes, but I promise to always delete them within a twenty-four hour time period, so don't worry about that.
4. I have this thing where I really don't like it when people are sad so I try to post encouraging quotes as frequently as I can just to boost everyone's self esteem. If you ever ever need to talk to someone about anything, I'm just a link away. Find me here, find me on Tumblr, find me wherever. I'll try to help you out as best I can.
Links to find me elsewhere (AKA places I'm more likely to reply to you faster):
- http://www.wattpad.com/user/PineappleAttack *
*This is where you can see my attempts at writing professionally. Most of my novels are on hold, but I promise they'll be there eventually. If you care to see my fanfics please look for 'tribblesandfeathers' on archiveofourown.org
Also one last comment, because apparently people can't figure this out themselves: if you spam my quotes (or my page for that matter) with dumb chain letter comments or whatever, I will block ignore and report you without looking back and I promise you I will not feel bad about it either.
Quotes by 1Derland
I used to be Witty famous but then I stopped making 1D quotes and
people were like "haha no actually you are shït goodbye"
"You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to
take. That's not living a life--that's just being a tourist. Take
every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how
impossible you think it is--you take the shot."