1Derland

Status: they call me t. criss with the swiss miss
Joined: March 4, 2012
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 280711
Location: Hell's Kitchen
what up I'm gabby I don't use this site anymore but I figured I'd update this profile bc I'm not 14 anymore. u may remember me as aj! that's bc I used a pseudonym bc I was 14. maybe some day I'll delete this page proper but I like to keep myself humble so we're still here for now. 

1Derland's Favorite Quotes



Unfortunately, I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.
Marilyn Monroe, in a June 13 1962 telegram declining a party invitation

Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

 

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

 

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

 

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

 

i used to think blogging was writing pages of what you have been doing and plans for the future and thoughts you have and to upload photos of your travels or your friends but here we are as bloggers and all the information that is on my page is 1+1=banana

 

“We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.”

i'm not like other girls.
that girl on the bus isn't like other girls. that girl you sit next to in class isn't like other girls. your sisters and female cousins aren't like other girls. every girl you've met isn't like other girls.
wow it's almost as though everyone is their own person.

how do people even mess up movie adaptations there's literally a written
plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue









Even heroes have the right to bleed.