happiest*

Status: this site is full of pathetic bitches
Joined: November 30, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
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I was 18 when I wrote that,” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realise no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave.
-Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge
 


 

Quotes by happiest*


when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
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i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
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isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
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i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
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if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
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its so annoying when people shame others for wearing makeup and looking good at school like who cares if someone wants to feel good about themselves get over it
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SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.
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if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
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Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007
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I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
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