321letsgo

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Joined: October 22, 2012
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Quotes by 321letsgo




Life was made complicated to make people stronger.



 
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inspirational
As I looked in the mirror, I didn't see my reflection,
I saw a lonely sinner, with a purple complexion,
Lips torn up, eyes barely even open,
I splash my face with water, and I'm awoken,

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poem


I dont have an iPhone.
I can barely afford aPhone.



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joke

 Husband comes home from work and sees his wife in the garden stroking what appears to be a giant rat.

"I think I'm going to throw up," he whispers to his son.

"Ugly ain't it?"

He says, "Absolutely disgusting, I've no idea why I married her."
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funny



Today was truly terrible. I found a letter in the post earlier that read "If you ever want to see you're girlfriend alive again, leave £100,000 in unmarked bills in the rubbish bin on Parker Street".

Seriously, does no-one know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' ?!!

 
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Guy: Come round mine for a sleep over this Friday.

Girl: Oh my god I can't wait to try out my new sleeping bag.

Guy:
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A husband and wife are talking about having children.

"I can't wait to have a child," explained the wife.

"Why's that?" the husband asked.

"Because we're going to buy it a pony." she replied.

He said, "But what if it's a boy?"

"Well," the wife answered, "he'll just have to cope with being bullied." 
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My sister is so stupid, after watching Jersey Shore she says, "I think my IQ just increased."




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     Did you know if on a full moon, if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times,




you'll look really really stupid?


 
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Whenever my parents say "back in my day" I feel like unleashing a machete on them.
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