500_days_of_frankie

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Joined: March 18, 2012
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*When A Stranger Calls*
Me: Hello?
Random Relative: Hello sweetie. How are you?
Me: I'm fine. How are you?
Random Relative: I'm really good, thank you darling. Could I talk to your mother, please?
Me: She went shopping.
Random Relative: Oh, that's okay. How about your father?
Me: He went with her.
Random Relative: Oh, no problem then. I'll just call on your mother's mobile. Bye, darling!
Me: Bye. *Puts the reciever down*
Me: Lol Who the hell was that? xD


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You  kinda
make me stop and stare.
You distract me from my life when I think of you.
You make my heart pound when you look at me.
You make me dream about you at night, but sometimes
I end up laying awake all night thinking about you, all because

I  caught  you  staring  at  me  too
Me: Max, go get help!
Dog: Runs through the woods, swims across a river, sprints down the highway, hurdles Mt. Everest, jumps over the moon and brings help all the way back.


Me: Oscar, go get help!
Cat: Meow.
Me:
Cat:
Me:
Cat:
*goes to bed*

Here's to the girls
Who cry because they've been too strong for too long.
Who don't mind not being the "popular girls".
Who get insecure
Who'd rather stay home than go out.
Who don'thave boyfriends.
Who have a close group of friends, but feel out of place.
Who would prefer converse instead of heels.
Who appreciate their parents.
Who don't always get everything they want.

stay beautiful.
You know what I've found out lately
A LOT of girls on Witty are REALLY mean

I'm not even kidding
I know not ALL of you are mean
And I know some guys have been mean on here too
But I've met some pretty rude, insulting, and idiotic people on Witty
I don't think you guys understand what will happen when you make people feel bad
it'll just make them want to die
and feel worthless
Girls, just STOP ok?
It's really pathetic when you are all
"Yeah I'm a b*tch and sh*t, don't like it? Then leave me the f*ck alone"
And then complain about how you don't have a boyfriend
Hmm, maybe it's because you act like an idiot?
If you girls want a boyfriend, why not trying to be nice?
Just a thought
But really, STOP being mean, girls..
come on.



Do dogs even know they are dogs?


We have to start questioning the hard-hitting issues in today's society.



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nmq-got it off tumblr please don't kill me.


 The first hug must've been so awkward.

"what are you doing? Why are you holding me like that?!"

"shh just trust me"

 


 

 

If I were a dog,

and you were a flower

I'd lift up my leg, and

give you a shower.

 

 

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© TinkerTayzbell


me being mean: omfg just stfu
me being nice: omfg please just stfu
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