555me555

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Joined: May 14, 2011
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Quotes by 555me555



Why don't you go to sleep like a normal person?
Witty says no.



nmf

 

 

_I went to Google to do my_
homework.
Then I saw the new theme;;
and began


Procrastinating




 

September 15th

write "witty" and draw a heart on your hand
so we can identify witty girls as we walk

pass this on; feel free to jock

Dear Lady in Front of me with 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9,

You see that box of condoms that magically appeared in your shopping cart? You're welcome.

Sincerely,
A good samaratin.


(c) dear blank, please blank

A friend
W i l l   b a i l   y o u   o u t   o f   j a i l
But a best friend

Is the one sitting next to you saying "Boy, that was fun" ♥

xrawrxitsxjessx

 




Marraige
Is a relationship where
One person is always right
and the other
is the husband

;)


 
Hey
Does anyone here have a tumblr? Send me your tumblr name in my comments and I'll check it out; if I like it I'll follow.

 

 

 

I showed you the sunshine

made x you
forget the pain
you showed me
the darkness
and left me
in the
r a  i n.
 

 

Dear Google image search,

o.O That... is NOT what I was looking for!

Sincerely,
Scarred for life


(c) dear blank, please blank
Dear Catdog,

Please tell me how you poop. I've wondered for so long.

Sincerely,
A confused fan


(c) dear blank, please blank