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this week at field hockey camp we woke up at 4 am, snuck into our coach's room and snapchatted her a picture of her field hockey stick

Good thing it was the last night

I hate when people see me at a restaurant and

are like:

HEY, what are you doing here?!





Oh, you know, hunting elephants

 

My Western Civ. teacher..
-So now the USSR had an atomic bomb
"oh no!"
oh no..? MORE LIKE OH NO ON CRACK

My Western Civ. teacher..
-When you are cold your like ignoring angry but when your hot you turn to more physical ways of expressing yourself
...well thats awkward sounding 

My Western Civ. teacher..
-Mussilini definitely had the 1920s swag going on

My Western Civ. teacher..
-Lenin's daddy pretty much taught him to be a punk and screw stuff up

My Western Civ. teacher..
-Napoleon only thought women were good for two things; making babies and knitting.
and if you could do them both at the same time you were gold!
...sorry i just made that awkward