98kitty98

Status: Such a long day.
Joined: July 22, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 319344
Gender: F
These pictures pretty much sum me up.
If I were a veterinarian...
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Quotes by 98kitty98

*Hears the song 22 by Taylor Swift*
Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
Me:....
Taylor Swift: and make fun of our exes
Me: Well that should be easy for you
Today a group of guys went around with an empty heart shaped bax of chocolates, they got hit repeatitively.






They also didn't offer me any. Guys don't even play pranks on me.
I actually got a rose from someone today.
It was from the weird guy in my grade, but hey I'm slowly moving up.
*Sitting in class*
Friend:......and I can see her boobs
Me: What?
Friend: Her boobs, I see them.......I'm going to tell her
Me: Oh no
Friend:*Makes hand signals to pull up her shirt*
Her: What?.......oh *makes heart with hands*
Friend: No.....I can see your boobs
Her What?
Friend: Oh goodness...........*Yells* I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBS FROM CANADA!!!!
Her: *slowly pulls up shirt*
Class: *Dies of laughter*
A girl in my freshman class just had a baby.
How did she have a baby,
I still cry when I stub my toe.
Normal People playing truth or dare:
Truth: Who do you like?
Dare: I dare you to tell me who you like.

My friendsand I play truth or dare:
Truth: If you walked into class and all the guys in there were naked, who would you do first?
Dare: I dare you to.....
Me:Wait, if it involves me moving, then I'm not doing it.
Her: you ruin all my fun
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*Me and my friend watching the school introduce the basketball players this year*
Me: 
Oh, look it's that guy you like
Her: Where?...................... Oh there he is.* Stares at from a distance*
Me: I can see it now. Your kids will be like "mommy how did you meet daddy?" And you'll be like " Well I stalked him for a few months."
Her: Then, he found the pictures on my phone and thought "That's hott".
Me: Wait what......................*dies of laughter*




True Story. This is why we're friends.