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Status: Killer in me is a killer in you, my love
Joined: April 16, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 292799
Location: Bama Baby
Gender: F
Emilee+ What are my favorite books, authors, movies, actors, musicians, foods, dreams? Hush Hush and Looking For Alaska, John Green and Amanda Hawking, Casino Royale and Mean Girls, Ian Somerhalder and Jennifer Lawrence, Cheesecake and Caramel Frapp. Hmm

Quotes by concepts*

I've never understood while people don't yell out that childish "Burnnn" when someone says go to hell.
I hide my Witty Account
like a teenager hides their p/rn stash.
After my Doctor prescribed me a bunch of pills to add to my prescriptions, I just started swallowing them all at once to increase my risk of choking.

Those depression pills work great, Doc.
Girl: What are your turn ons?

Guy: Light switches, remotes, and chargers.


You must be Atenlol because you regulate how fast my heart beats..
I think you are lacking in
Vitamin me.
Sister: "Hey did it hurt when-"

Me: "I fell from heaven? Yes, yes it did."

Dad: "What'd you land on?"

Me: "Must have been something pretty bad to end up with a face like this."

He just laughed.
Sometimes on witty I feel like adding tags no one else will use so that when I click on it I will be top quote in everything.
Sis: "and then... haha she slipped an fell of the climbing wall."

Uncle: "I have never met anyone clumsier."

Dad: "She gets it from mom."

Grandmother: "I wasn't as clumsy as her."

Me: "Clumsy? Maybe it was because I was dizzy. Maybe it was because I just got diagnosed with a chronic illness, that makes me dizzy. Just maybe, I was trying so hard but the dizziness from my chronic illness made me slip in fall. Maybe, you should think before you speak."

Uncle/entirefamily: *laughs* "Nope, still clumsy."

It's those guys...

Who tell you you're pretty, when know one else does.
Who tell you you're special, when you think you aren't.
Who tell you they love you,
only to break up with you a day later.
Who make you realize,
they never cared at all.
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