concepts*

Status: Killer in me is a killer in you, my love
Joined: April 16, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 292799
Location: Bama Baby
Gender: F
Emilee+ What are my favorite books, authors, movies, actors, musicians, foods, dreams? Hush Hush and Looking For Alaska, John Green and Amanda Hawking, Casino Royale and Mean Girls, Ian Somerhalder and Jennifer Lawrence, Cheesecake and Caramel Frapp. Hmm

concepts*'s Favorite Quotes

Dear Life,
When I asked if my day could get worse,
it was a rhetorical question
not a challenge.
3 0 *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
friendship
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
225 1 bye* bye*
funny
Today in class, my male math teacher said "It seems like nowadays most teenage girls really hate themselves. It's really pathetic, actually." Out of the 27 kids in that class, 16 are girls, and no one said anything. We all just kind of sat there. And then some guy said "Well it's really not our position to judge, we never have been nor will we ever be teenage girls."

232 6 Chris* Chris*
yes
 
I swear if no one dresses
as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will
 
240 1 kristabff kristabff
funny


Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?

De Brie went everywhere

 

245 1 Steve Steve
funny
me: I'm cold
dad: hi cold, I'm dad
*dads of the world unite in uproarious laughter*
250 3 lithium* lithium*
funny

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
255 5 happiest* happiest*
funny
today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.
266 6 Cammie Cammie
lol


mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

270 1 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol




if anyone ever tells you that
you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"



 
289 3 yourcool yourcool
funny