AEleanore

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Joined: January 27, 2013
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 348090

Quotes by AEleanore

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

...

a BANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Everything's made in China

except for babies.



Those are made in

Va-China...
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FRIDAY!
Welcome back you sexy son of a btch
We've been looking for you since monday...
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I DON'T FART

I whisper in my panties
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Glitter was a great idea...

until you realized
it was the Herpes of crafting supplies
and now you can't get rid of it
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say:eye

spell:map

say:ness
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TURNING OFF THE LIGHT DOWNSTAIRS
and running upstairs so no one kills you
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giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal.

you didn't see anything, hear anything, or get it from me.
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3 FACTS ABOUT YOU:

1) You can't say "M" without your lips touching
2) You're trying it now looking like and idiot
3) Now you're smiling
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Hey, Mom! Can I play my new

video game you bought me at

WALMART today?
Sure, John!
Well I can't. BECAUSE YOU

FCKING LEFT ME THERE!
Be there in 5 mins.
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