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BEST FRIENDS
are the people in life that make you
laugh a little louder, smile a
little brighter& live a
little better
laugh a little louder, smile a
little brighter& live a
little better
credit only for the edit
2
Are you questioning
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?
Today, I was signing up for something online
when I had to read the Terms of Service.
When it opened I clicked "ok"
A message then popped up saying
"there is no way you could have read that so fast".
It made my day.
MILA
15 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
MyLifeIsAverage #2
Today, a girl had cupcakes for her birthday, but wasn't sharing with anyone because she didn't have too many. I went up to her and asked what they were and then spent the next 5 minutes convincing her I had never heard of cupcakes. Guess who got one cause she insisted I try it. MLIA
not mine.
fade credit to
spinnychair.
Patrick,
your genius is showing!
"It is?" *covers crotch*
-Spongebob, [you dirty sponge]
your genius is showing!
"It is?" *covers crotch*
-Spongebob, [you dirty sponge]
TODAY
I decided to prank call McDonalds.
When someone picked up the phone, I said,
"Hello, is this Krusty Krabs?"
The guy on the other line said,
"No this is Patrick"
It was a day worth remembering.
I decided to prank call McDonalds.
When someone picked up the phone, I said,
"Hello, is this Krusty Krabs?"
The guy on the other line said,
"No this is Patrick"
It was a day worth remembering.
And with every complex problem
there is a simple solution
i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?
Things you don't wanna hear during surgery...
1. Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that?
2. Bo Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
3. Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truely a freak of nature.
4. Now where did I put that knife?
5. And how do I do this again?
6. Ya know... There's big money in kidneys, and this guys got two of 'em.
7. *Clink*(tool falls on floor). 5 second rule!
8. Crud... Did we forget that anesthesia?
9. Why are they getting this surgery again???
Hahaaa.
Got some of these from an
ipod touch background.
Others are mine.
:)
2. Bo Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
3. Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truely a freak of nature.
4. Now where did I put that knife?
5. And how do I do this again?
6. Ya know... There's big money in kidneys, and this guys got two of 'em.
7. *Clink*(tool falls on floor). 5 second rule!
8. Crud... Did we forget that anesthesia?
9. Why are they getting this surgery again???
Hahaaa.
Got some of these from an
ipod touch background.
Others are mine.
:)
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