I was
elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to
Congress in 1946. I was elected President in 1860. John F.
Kennedy was elected President in 1960. MY NAME and
Kennedy's each contain seven letters. We
both particularly
concerned with civil rights. Both our wives lost their
children while living in the White House. Both of us shot on
a Friday. Both of us were shot in the head. My secretary was
named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. We
were aqsassinated by Southerners. We were succeeded by
Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew
Johnson, who succeeded me, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson,
who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth,
who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey
Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both
assassins were known by their three names. Both names are
comprised of fifteen letters. I was shot at the theater named
'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a aar called
'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught
in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in
a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
trials. And here's the kicker... A week before I was
shot, I was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was
shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
CREEPY STUFF BRETHREN.