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part of me wants to be 7 and careless.

part of me wants to be back in your bed.

part of me wants to be 40 and settled.

part of me wants to be dead.


I found this on tumblr:

A solider posted this as his status this morning:

Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman  tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.

Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.


last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine


This kid in my grade posted
a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"
Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

          I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing

          Convo between my 7 year old students today:
          Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
          Matt: Me too! On a boy!
          Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
          Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
          Pearl: Oh.
          (pause for a bit)
          Matt: Boys can like boys.  I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
          Me: Yes they can.  You can marry whoever you want.
          Matt: Really?
          Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
          Matt: Okay.  Then maybe I'll marry him.
          Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.

          Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
          of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage

I think my dad hear me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room.
#This s the kind of parent I want to be
I bet most of you guys here on Witty 
Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.