(+) Tyler the creator, OFWGKTA, Lil wayne, Drake, Chris brown, Kendrick Lamar,Beyonce,Nicki minaj, Candyfloss, Burgers, KFC, Smell of Petrol.
(-) Justin Bieber, One Direction, Any of them stupid bands
Me at school: I'm in the club high off purp with some
shades on tatted up mini skirt with my J's on! *dances*
My Guy Friend: *watches me*
Me: *looks at him with blank stare* Me: *gives a sexual face* I'm
naughty by nature like I'm hip-hop-hoorayy
Guy Friend: Oh wow!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging
me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a
building because of brake failure. Two people were on the
motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway
down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he
didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say
she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear
his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.