AdventuresOfFelix

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Joined: October 8, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 333756
Location: being stalked is not on my bucket list
Gender: M
Hello c: My name is Felix and I am the age of a turtle. I like to draw and write but I came on here to meet new people and just see what girls think of guys.... I've learned alot. I am here for anyone who needs help or just someone to talk to, trust me, for a guy I've been through a shitload of stuff. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. But if not. Thanks for stopping by. :D I am currently thinking of a bucket list. any help?

Quotes by AdventuresOfFelix




the average prison meal
is more nutritious
than the average school lunch.




I'm Not a Procrastinator...
I'm just extremely productive at doing unimportant things. 




 



Today I finally had the courage to tell my bestfriend about my cuts.
I thought he would be mad, Angry even.
But he wasn't.
He is now by my side for everything.
I thought he was going to be disguisted with me...
He only wants to make me feel like I'm not alone.
He only wants to help me get through my pain.


thank you,
for being there for me.



This how my week goes:
Moooooooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday


 

It's Not Difficult to make a woman happy...

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother 
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a capenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator 
13. a stylist
14. a sexolgist
15. a psychiatrist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychologist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. very clean
23. sympathetic
24. athletic
25. warm
26. attentive
27. gallant
28. intelligent
29. funny
30. creative
31. tender
32. strong
33. understanding
34. tolerant
35. prudent
36. ambitious
37. capable
38. courageous
39. determined
40. true
41. dependable
42. passionate
43. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
*Birthdays
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A GUY HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. make him a sandwich.


 


How to kill all your enemies?
SMILE







I'm not trying to impress you or anything but...
I just broke my personal record for number of days without dying.



 




OHH WHO'S THAT SEXY BEAST?!?!

Ohh wait.. i clicked on my own profile again...