My brain, when I want to go to
sleep:
Brain: Ok, time for bed.
Brain: lol, you have
to pee.
Brain: It's too
hot!
Brain: It's too
cold!
Brain: Why can't
you get comfortable?
Brain: That's
better.
Brain: And you have
to pee again.
Brain: Hey, remember
that time you did that very embarassing thing?
Brain: And you
forgot to do your homework.
Brain: Do penguin
have knees?
Brain: What's
that sound? there's a murderer in the house!!
Brain: Na,
that's just the cat.
Brain: No,
seriously, do penguin really
have knees?
Me: SHUT UP
FORHFUCK'S SAKE I HAVE
SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain:
...
Me:
And btw, penguin do have knees, I
googled it.