Aidan

Status: Nerd? I prefer the term intellectual badass
Joined: February 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 150966
Location: Casablanca, Morroco
Gender: F

Aidan*

Flat chested unathletic Potato; Music lover & unknown Artist.
Mother of a child (Hid i'm talking about you ;)Nice to people most times, Witty is my Home.

I'm here if you need anything.


Format: Phillies99

Quotes by Aidan

Dont you just hate it
when flies rub their littlebshitty hands
together, like they're plotting to ruin your life?
Those littlebbastards.
Her: Take off my dress.
I took off her dress.

Her: Take off my shoes.
I took off her shoes.
Her: Take off my bra.
I took off her bra.
Her: Take off myopanties.
I took off heropanties.
Her:  Comes closer.
I came closer.

Her: *whispers* Never wear my clothes again.

Girl: So dump guys get dump girls, and smarts guys get dump girls, what do smart girls get?
Dad: Cats, mostly.
Modern Family

They should really consider writing a book
where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.

That terrifying moment when you're reading a book, the heroes still haven't solved the problem and there's ony a few pages left.
The even more terrifying moment when they have solved all the problems, and there's 200 pages left.


 

Get in the van!
It has free candy!
            wifi

 

You can't control everything;
your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.
My brain, when I want to go to sleep:
Brain: Ok, time for bed.

Brain: lol, you have to pee.
Brain: It's too hot!
Brain: It's too cold!
Brain: Why can't you get comfortable?
Brain: That's better.
Brain: And you have to pee again.
Brain: Hey, remember that time you did that very embarassing thing?
Brain: And you forgot to do your homework.
Brain: Do penguin have knees?
Brain: What's that sound? there's a murderer in the house!!
Brain: Na, that's just the cat.
Brain: No, seriously, do penguin really have knees?
Me: SHUT UP FORHFUCK'S SAKE I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Brain: ...
Me: ...

Brain: ...
Me: And btw, penguin do have knees, I googled it.
Best Friend: *jocking* I will give heads for food.
Random chick: How are you gonna eat it with no head though?
Me: ...
Friend: ....
Me: ....
Friend: ...
Me: ....
Random chick: I'm serious.
Me: ARE YOU FUCKINGHKIDDING ME?


I was an
HONOR STUDENT
what happened?
Witty happened, that's what.
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