Aidan

Status: Nerd? I prefer the term intellectual badass
Joined: February 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 150966
Location: Casablanca, Morroco
Gender: F

Aidan*

Flat chested unathletic Potato; Music lover & unknown Artist.
Mother of a child (Hid i'm talking about you ;)Nice to people most times, Witty is my Home.

I'm here if you need anything.


Format: Phillies99

Quotes by Aidan

When people say: 'No offence.' it really means:
'I'm about to insult you but please don't hit me.'
I hate it when people are at my house and and they ask:
'Do you have a bathroom?'
No, we shitvin the yard
If   a  person is looking into your  eyes  for  more    than  6   seconds without blinking, he/she  either  wants    to    kill  you, or   get     laidnwith       you.
The more you know...
World's shortest horror story:
'The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.'
Mind = Blown
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No, you do.
Sister: Come on! Please?
Me: But I don't want it, you do, so you go ask him.
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No!
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No!
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No! No! No!

Sister: .... *whipers* Ask him!
Me: Fine!
Me: *sights*

Me: Sir! Can she have more ketchup?

Random Girl: I wish I could punch the biggest slutnat my school right now
Random Guy: You know, self abuse is not funny.
Me: BURNS!


Teacher: How did you get the right answer?
Me: Because I'm just that smart.

Being tickled:
It's like beingoraped, except you have to laught.
Valentine's day:
An excuse girls use in order to get gifts.
An excuse boys use in order to getnlaid.
Wittian: *writes a Taylor Swift related quote*
3 minutes later...
37519326346728223342 notifications.
Wittian:oFuck.
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