Aidan

hahahaha.... forget you in my bed.

I'M STILL HERE...in my bed

rock me like a hurricane in my bed... oh wow. hahahahha

I ain't as good as I once was in my bed
i want you in my bed
don't you wanna stay in my bed?
tornado in my bed

someone like you... in my bed!

king for a day.... in my bed.

dirty dancing in my bed XD

omg ahhahahaha

stay in my bed? ahahah omfg just gotta love mayday parade woo

you need to cut your hair in my bed

I'd do the same.

Me too. If I could cook.

And here I am, hiding under my bed covers, laughing my face off at 10:00 at night :)

Literally chuckled at this.

Lmfao why would you be at the dentist if you got shot XD

then there would be me...

- well hello there call me anytime and we can have s.ex

- oo are those abs? Here let me just f.ck you

- Um honey the camels called they'd like their toes back

- Well here let me just take those pants for you can you can come in my bed.

-Your eyes are a lovely color of dog sh.t

- I wish I was as smart as you, wait no I don't. cause then my head might be as big as yours lol nevermind

- whats up with the rat hair above your eyes? wait that's just your eyebrows.

- Your face looks amazing so lets go have s.ex

-I can easily see your moose knuckle which means you have a huge d.ck and we need to have se.x right now

This made me scared.

this made me happy

That would suck...But, there is a difference between being honest and rude.

Dentist *stabs your gums*
you *bleeding*
Dentist: Its because you don't floss.

Lol

Make that she a he and you have Severus Snape, no?

Sorry? I don't get it.

Everybody hated Snape the whole series until Harry was able to get his memories and look into the Pensieve; Snape was really good and on their side the whole time, but Snape winds up dead and everybody cries hysterically. You'd get it if you read HP.

I know Harry Potter, and Snape, but I just couldn't understand the structure of the phrase. Now I do, thanks for enlighting me.

Oh my god. Literally every author.

Yup, like for Katniss.

Except Katniss isn't dead.