Guy: You're
cute. Me: It's okay. I have eyesight problems
too. Me: Here, try on my glasses, they might help you
see better. Me: Oh, and I'll refer you to my eye doctor.
He's really good.
I
think I missed that part
in my childhood where I was supposed to
have a cute boy as my best friend growing
up and then we would end up falling in love, I want a do
over.
Actually, the devil gave Humans critical thinking,
which God didn't want.
He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge or whatever so
we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil
turned the tables there with a single conversation.
Also, the devil killed about 10 people in the Bible, where God
killed about 2.3 million.
He understands human nature but doesn't judge you for being
human.
He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
And still he's a1dickhead?
why? because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero, he's our silent guardian. A
watchful protector.