Joined: April 25, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: November 26
user id: 168937
Location: England
Gender: M

Hello there.
I'm alnicholas, nice to meet you! I have left this 'bio' area blank for quite some time now and thought I would write something. I just realised I have been on Witty nearly a year (joined 25th April 2011), the time has flown, I can hardly believe it. I witnessed the demise of James Brass, the rise and fall of Brandon Cyrus, the 'Big Witty Crash of 2011', the craze of Harry Potter quotes, the 'Fave for a rate' quotes, the One Direction craze and the Hunger Games craze and many more. I have seen this place change big time! The other day I looked at my follower count. I had no idea it was so high, I have never promised a follow back or asked for a single follower, so to know that over 2000 people on Earth have conciously decided to 'Follow' me and care about what I have to say absolutley overwhelmes me. I know it's not the most followers on here, not by a far, but I thank every single follower from the bottom of my heart. It really does mean so much to me. I have quotes with over 3000 favourites,  it's insane.  So...Why am I writing this? Well I am not really sure myself, but I just feel I owe a thank you to everyone on this website for not only favouriting, commenting and following me and my quotes, but for writing their own quotes which inspire, change and help me, which make me laugh, which make me think. I doubt a single person will actually be bothered to read this but I just felt the need to show some kind of acknowledgement to everyone on here who has made me so happy! I may not be as 'popular' or 'well known' on here as I used to be, but regardless, I'm going to keep making quotes and I hope you'll stick around to see them :)! Oh and also I have hidden the links to my Youtube videos on this page somewhere, if you're a true 'Wittian' they shouldn't be that hard to find! ;) 
Love from Alastair :)

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Hi I'm alastair nicholas, from England UK, please take a look at my quotes and comment if you like!
Thanks a lot! 


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I've been getting a lot of comment asking me stuff so I thought I'd do this :)!
My full name is - Alastair Nicholas Reed
I am - 16
My birthday is - 26th November
My eyes are - Blue
My hair is - Red/Brown
and I live in- England

Leave a comment, I'll try to reply! :) 

Quotes by AlNicholas


seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever

do you ever just get mad because
you’re spending your only teenage
years feeling like you want to jump
off a cliff while other people are
having the time of their lives and
being in love and just being good
at things and you’re just kind of there


pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day


i text back embarrassingly fast


it would be so easy beating edward scissorhands at rock paper scissors


who told spiders it was ok to come inside of my house this is not some kind of hotel im running you need to leave


witty acts like it’s such an accepting place when it’s
really not like if you disagree with something
someone else says u get virtually stoned 


what if someone called your phone, whispered your witty username and then hung up


you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie


My favourite hobby is being ignored by people I like