Alaina99

Status: Alainalovesyou.tumblr.com
Joined: April 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 167888
Location: Chicago!
Gender: F
 

Hi, I'm Alaina and


I like music, hockey,


food, tumblr, and


dorky boys.
 


 

Bitchy Quotes, Bitchy Quotes Images, Bitchy Sayings

Quotes by Alaina99

police: You're under arrest, open the door, now!
me: Not with that attitude.
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him: have you ever said, "I love you" before?
me: yeah, once.
him: well, what happened?
me: um, let's just say I'm not good with far distance relationships.
him: well, how far does he live?
me: how far is my kitchen?
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him: have you ever said, "I love you" before?
me: yeah, once.
him: well, what happened?
me: um, let's just say I'm not good with far distance relationships.
him: well, how far does he live?
me: how far is Heaven?
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I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell,
And now they're on my face
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help
babies need to shut up and get a job.
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justkidding
I have 99 problems
and they're all due monday.
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problems
I see you're paying attention to someone who isn't me. why is that.
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attention
guinea pigs
are just hairy baked potatoes.
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potatoes
middle school girls
should be blowing bubbles, not boys.
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sweetie,
my showers last longer than your relationships.
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