Alex12345

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Joined: January 13, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 377586
Gender: M
up is in the day,just deal with it and wait till the next one.

Quotes by Alex12345

In math class they call me Macklemore,because I am like:WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?
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-You have an awesome name
-Oh thank you!You know,it was a birthday present 
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We are all mature until somebody
   brings out the bubble wrap
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Forever wondering if the teachers play
the "Who's a Virgin" in their head in class....o.O
(happens this very moment...)


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Dear Math,I am sick and tired of finding your x.Just accept the fact that she is gone.MOVE ON,DUDE!
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Normal Friend:Wow!You look freaking awesome!
Best Friend:Shrek called,he wants his face back.
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Nerd:That's my phone!(replies and after some sweat words hangs up)
Someguy:Who was that....your girlfriend?!?!(Everyone laughs)
Nerd:Nope,that was yours.
(Dead silence)
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Aristotelis:We are what we do repeatidly
Sokrates:Then I guess I'm your mom!
(Highs five with Aristofanes)

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We can't always look at bright side of life
                ........
                        the instructions are left at dark one
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