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AlisaWeshah
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Does
barbie
ever feed her pets?? they're so skinny!
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you all know " can't keep my hands off you " by simple plan
well :
a fat guy listens to it and goes to the kitchen whispering
"I cant keep my hands off food
can't keep my can't keep my cant keep my hands off food"
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I want to go to my own funeral see who loves me and cares
eh the graveyard will probably be empty
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A Chinese woman wears a tag that says "Made in China"
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The Satan burger is only for 6 dollars and 66 cents
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It's Sunday Sunday
gotta
kill Rebecca on Sunday
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It's Friday Friday
Oh wait it's Sunday
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I I LOVE YOU LIKE A MULE LOVES CARROTS
I I GOT THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
WOULD IT GET OUT
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Once I tripped down the stairs and my friend was like: are you ok??
I am like: of course I am I tripped down the stairs and I didn't get hurt
OOOOOOWWWWWWW
!!!!!
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