AlisaWeshah

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Quotes by AlisaWeshah

Does barbie ever feed her pets??  they're so skinny!
you all know " can't keep my hands off you " by simple plan

well :
 a fat guy listens to it and goes to the kitchen whispering 


"I cant keep my hands off food
can't keep my can't keep my cant keep my hands off food"
I want to go to my own funeral see who loves me and cares 



eh the graveyard will probably be empty 
A Chinese woman wears a tag that says "Made in China"
The Satan burger is only for 6 dollars and 66 cents
It's Sunday Sunday gotta kill Rebecca on Sunday
It's Friday Friday 



Oh wait it's Sunday
I I LOVE YOU LIKE A MULE LOVES CARROTS
I I GOT THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD










WOULD IT GET OUT
Once I tripped down the stairs and my friend was like: are you ok??
I am like: of course I am I tripped down the stairs and I didn't get hurt OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!