AllAboutHim

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The names Shianne(: I'm 14 years youngg and I'm just your average teenage girl. I'm really easy to talk to, so if you ever need someone to talk to or just feel like talking, I'm here ! I've been a wittian for almost two years now and I love it(: My very best friend is my sister<3 I love her to pieces and I can always count on her. She's helped me through everything I've been through. And now it's my turn to help her because she's pregnant(: <3 She is my only friend that I can absolutely trust with everything, and I know she won't tell or leave me<3 My family and friends are everything to me !<3 I wouldn't be where I am today if I didn't have them by my side(: If you wanna know more, then just ask(:


She lives in a fairytale
somewhere too far for us to find♥





































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just think:
one day, we will all be married and have a big happy family and we will all forget about witty. I say we all come back on on July 15, 2025 and we will see how everyones doing! who's with me?! this would be so cool
A girl sees a cute guy in a bar:

Girl:
Hi
Guy: Hey 
Girl: what are you drinking there?
Guy: its a magic beer 
Girl: a magic beer? what does it do?
Guy: why dont i show you. 
*He takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, flys all the way around the buliding and then comes back*
Girl: can i have a magic beer, too?
Guy: bartender, give her what im having. 
*She takes a sip of the magic beer and jumps out the window, falling fifty feet to her death* 
Bartender: Superman, you're a real assh/le when you're drunk...









Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too








 



*I drop a glass of water and it shatters everywhere*
Me: sh*t. i should probably pick that up..
Me on my period: *bawling my eyes out* why is my life so awful?! what did i do to deserve this?! 



When I get home from a vacation all I think is: 

"I can finally shower in my own shower, and sleep in my own bed!"
Or is that me?

 

 

BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
"The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."

Dear boys,

It will take a lot more than a quote saying "You are beautiful" to convince us that we actually are beautiful

Sincerely, girls who are
very insecure

A conversation I overheard at a bar

Guy 1:
Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.
Guy 2: Thanks dude!
Guy 1: So who are you here with?
Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.
Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.
Guy 2: It's cool, man.
Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.




I want a relationship where,


we talk like bestfriends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, & protect eachother like siblings.

 

nmf


Some guy on facebook called me fat.
So, I replied with "Wee. Thanks."
Then he's "You hungry? Want some food."

My brilliant next response was



HE/L F/CKING YEAH.

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