AllThatIKnowIsImBreathing
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Can I please live in New York?
Joined: October 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 27
user id: 230356
Location: Logan Lerman's Pants.
Gender: F
Joined: October 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: June 27
user id: 230356
Location: Logan Lerman's Pants.
Gender: F
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What if you could hear boners like you hear a text message omg.
Mom: Well you should call them and ask sweetie
Me: You do not understand how much I cannot do that.
Me: You do not understand how much I cannot do that.
Santa's seen
your facebook pictures,
you're getting clothes
for Christmas.
My mom: dinner time
-literally less than 0.000001 seconds later-
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER IM GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU
-literally less than 0.000001 seconds later-
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER IM GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU
Shout out
to that kid who always runs full speed to all their
classes
One Direction: You
don't know you're beautiful, That's what makes you
beautiful.
Me: So you're telling me that the fact I don't know I'm beautiful, makes me beautiful. And you want me to see what you see, you want me to see that I'm beautiful. But you just told me that the fact that I don't know I'm beautiful, makes me beautiful. So, Once I see that I'm beautiful, You're not gonna think I'm beautiful anymore?
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me: You're just setting me up for failure.
Me: So you're telling me that the fact I don't know I'm beautiful, makes me beautiful. And you want me to see what you see, you want me to see that I'm beautiful. But you just told me that the fact that I don't know I'm beautiful, makes me beautiful. So, Once I see that I'm beautiful, You're not gonna think I'm beautiful anymore?
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me: You're just setting me up for failure.
Most girls: I hang out with guys, There's less
drama.
Me: I hang out with myself.. There's no drama. & I
don't have to wear pants.
Roses are red...
Voilets are blue...
...I slept with your sister.
....So you have Herpes too?
"Pretending not to
love you was the hardest thing I've ever
done."
-Toby, Pretty Little Liars.
-Toby, Pretty Little Liars.