Alyssa Elton*

Status: Don't make promises you can't keep </3
Joined: June 8, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: April 4
user id: 306878
Location: San Diego, CA
Gender: F


FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
Hey, sexy beasts!
My name is Alyssa and I'm 18.. I'm a senior. My birthday is on April 4th.
So, now that you know the basics I'm just gonna get to the likes and dislikes thingy soo.. watevs :)

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Quotes by Alyssa Elton*






When I was 2 years old, 
my sister was half my age.
Now I am 100 years old,
how old is my sister?





 
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funny

MARRY ME?
a. yes
b. a
c. b

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funny


That sexy strut to the bathroom
when you really have to pee.
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funny

So, I've been seeing a lot of quotes about the "old witty."
I'm just going to give it to you straight.
1) People left
2) Lots of quotes are coming from tumblr, ifunny, facebook.. etc.
3) Bullying
4) Trolls


Now.
The MAIN reason why people have left is because they grew up. It's not always about wanting the "old witty" back.
Okay, people are going to get quotes from other websites regardless. -.-
And you can't stop it. Even I do it sometimes...
Bullying. For example, someone posts a quote with their opinion on it. People start attacking right away. Telling people how wrong and stupid they are isn't going to solve anything. If you disagree, stop commenting, click the back button and continue browsing the top quotes. It's simple :)

For the people trolling... STOP. This is a major reason why people are leaving. It's called bullying. If you see a troll, please block and report them.

And one more reason is because witty is getting boring. Witty is not for you to post your life story talking about how you cut, depression, etc. It's about expressing your feelings in any way possible.
If your quote doesn't fit into any of the categories, don't post it.
www.wittyprofiles.com
Witty Profiles
WITTY Profiles.
Mhmk?
Got it?
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oldwitty


Happy 4th of July

Now, a joke:
What do you call bears without ears?
B.


Be safe everyone :)

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holiday


Everyone has a family tree
but I have a cactus full of pr.icks

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funny


I saw a spider in my bathtub,
so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down

 
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ifunny

Isn't it odd how people kill flies
just because their annoying. If people killed people for being annoying I would've died like 15 years ago
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ifunny

You're 16 and miss the 90's?
Yeah, i'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life sh/tting in your pants and eating dirt.
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ifunny

Cody the screaming dog
Lmfao.
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codythescreamingdog