AllyQueen98

Status: Eat.Sleep.Dance
Joined: March 20, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 159493
Location: Most Likely Dance
Gender: F
Hey there!!! I'm Ally, I am 14 years old.  I LOOOOVE TO DANCE!! It's my life and I don't really like anything else besides school (depends on the day)I love to eat mac & cheese with coke, it's good.  I am obsessed with yo mam jokes.  My favorite song in the whole entire world is... GANGNAM STYLE!! Well... goodbye.

Quotes by AllyQueen98

ANTI-JOKE #8

What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue Paint.
Oh me and my friends texting... good times... good times

ME: texting friend:  peek-a-boo
FRIEND: woah i didn't expect you to be under those hands











literally peeed my pants!!!

Since evrybody seemed to like my first haiku, I thought I'd write another one...

Vegetables
Tomatoes are red
Green beans are green, and more green
Pumpkins are orange







...aren't I like the next Shakespeare or WHAT??!!!!
I had to write a hailku today this is what I wrote...

FRUITS
The apple is red
The banana is yellow
The pear is light green















...got an A+
Why is it that all of the other girls have boyfiends but i can't manage to even have my first kiss?
ANTI-JOKE#7


What do you call a black guy selling drugs?

A pharmacists.
ANTI-JOKE #5


Why was the boy sad?

He had a frog stapled to his face.
ANTI-JOKE #4


How did the girl fall off her bike?

I threw a fridge at her.
ANTI-JOKE #3


Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.
ANTI-JOKE #2


Why was 6 afraid of 7?


It wasn't.  Numbers are sentient and thus incabable of feeling fear.
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