AllyQueen98

Anti-Joke #1


Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

"Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done
I gotta run. i gotta run, i gotta run, i gotta run
would you like and apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that"

THAT ACKWARD MOMENT WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

ME: Guess what guys... I have a boyfriend
FRIENDS: oh my god no way... what's his name
ME: Todd... he's panda bear
       Everyone walks away
ME: he's pretty hot
 

FORGOTTEN LANGUAGE

Once I spoke the language of the flowers,
Once I understood each word the caterpillar said
Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings
And shared a conversation with the horsefly
                                    In my bed
Once I heard and answered all the question
                                           Of the crickets
And joined the crying of each falling dying
                                           Flake of snow
Once I spoke the language of the flowers...
How did it go?
How did it go?
 

-Shel Silverston

LISTEN TO THE MUSTN'TS

Listen to the MUSTN'TS child
Listen to the DONT'TS
Listen to the SHOULDN'TS
The IMPOSSIBLES and the WONT'TS
Listen to the NEVER HAVES
Then listen close to me-
Anything can happen child,
Anything can be
 

-Shel Silverston
 

TELL ME

Tell me I'm kind
Tell me I'm clever
Tell me I'm talented
Tell me I'm cute
Tell me I'm sensitive
Graceful and wise
Tell me I'm perfect...
But tell me the truth
 

Quick! EVERYONE comment something absolutely random on this quote...I need a good laugh and I'm sure you will get a good laugh too after reading all the random comments...I WILL DO IT TOO BUT SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO DO IT FIRST!
 

That Awkward Moment
When you think a guy is hot but you can't remember his name!!!