AlpacaPerson

Status: NEIGH NEIGH MOTHERF- oh hi. sorry about that...
Joined: June 30, 2012
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user id: 313366
Location: WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!? pedo stalker creep...
Gender: F
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i have recently told my friends at school about witty. i didn't tell people my username but if they know me they can probably guess it. if you are one of my friends from school please just go away
(unless you're an elf)


 

Quotes by AlpacaPerson

Hey Steve, witty looks awesome. Good job.






Happy  National Acorn Squash Day!


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I'm not saying we should go and kill off all the murderers...
i just think we should put them all in one room and let natural selection take place.
me: I'm gona go to bed early so I can wake up full of energy!!!
me:*goes on witty*
clock:*12:23 am*
me: um no, it's only been five minutes.
clock:*12:23*
me: aaaaaannnnnnnddddd I've failed.
If the "GH" in enough is pronounced like "F" and the "O" in women is pronounced like "I" and the "TI" in nation is pronounced like "SH" then the word

"GHOTI"

is pronounced just like

"FISH"

Welcome to the English language.

 
Plot twist: You Only Live Twice
-_-

Why did I wake up at 5 am?
Well at least I have witty here to entertain me for the next few hours ;)
There are 24 hours in a day
I spend 7 hours a day in school.
then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add 1 hour.
not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
and don't forget to eat dinner to make your body healthy! add 1 hour.
of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, do hair and make up, and get dressed, so lets add 2 hours.
and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
and we need to spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add hours for all of the above.
a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.

I'm at 26 hours.
in a 24 hour day.


being a teenager stinks. 

nmq
Dear Steve,
 
When we are making a new quote and you're all like "this is so awesome it will get 184 comments and 792 favorites" how do you come up with those numbers? You obviously don't realize that my quotes normally get 10 favorites... And that's on a good day...
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