Ammastaro

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Joined: December 15, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 251041
Just a normal guy. Spend most of my time on reddit (if you don't know what this is you're missing out), playing PS3, talking to my friends, or listening to alternative rock. I'm one of those guys who doesn't get girls but gets friends instead, and I'm fine with that quite frankly.

Quotes by Ammastaro

It's 2012
It's a new start.
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that when I say something personal it needs to be preceeded by: Don't tell anyone this. F**cking backstabbers
Do you ever just want to say "I'm done with this"?
In the name of heavy metal. The words have been said time and time again.


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Girls aren't the only ones who pretend to be fine

You may not like yourself
But I gaurentee you that other people do

Alright I'm starting to see a lot of posts from girls saying "I'm so ugly" and such.
Girls, you aren't ugly. As cliche as it may seem, you really are beautiful in your own way. So who cares if you don't look like a model? Most guys (the good ones anyway) don't care too much about looks. Most care about personality, and quite frankly, no one seems mean here. So quit getting on yourself about your imperfections, and try to look at yourself from a different perspective. Look at everything great about you, and for most wittians (or from what I've seen) that list will take you a long time to make.
So I was watching the Colbert Report, and suddenly Daniel Craig comes on.

Stephen "You Brits do know that you can say pretty much anything and sound inteligent."
Daniel "Uh, no I don't think we do"
Stephen "Well I've written down some things that I would like you to say"
He then proceeds to give daniel a small card
Daniel looks at the camera completely serious and says:

"I hand wash all of my sweater vests"
Sounded like a sir.
If you had a choice, what would it be?

A) Go to Hogwarts
B) Become a jedi
C) Become a pokemon trainer
I believe it was skrillex who composed the words of:

"WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB"

Fave for dubstep
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