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If your parents call you a liar, remind them about teh Tooth Fairy and Santa, then walk away like a boss

~DJ Makii

Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family

~DJ Makii

When somebody calls your house phone and asks you "Where you at?" oh you know, just ski diving and decided to bring my house phone whith me

~DJ Makii

I hate it when i make plans,get excited, and then my mom says NO
~DJ Makii

That awkward moment when you are prepaired for something scary but when it happens you still jump

~DJ Makii

Im not clumsy. Its just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way

~DJ Makii

Dear math, I liked you a lot better before you and the alphabet started hooking up sincerely,
all students

~DJ Makii 

That EXTREMELY annoying moment when you are stuck behind a slow person and there is now way around them

~DJ Makii

When you walk into th doctors and they ask what's wrong and you immediately turn to your mom and she explains

~DJ Makii

Mom: "Why is your room so messy?"
Me: "If somebody comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and probably die"

~DJ Makii