Status: Everything that I say is a f•cking joke!! I don't mean half the sh•t I say!!
Joined: September 10, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: September 24
user id: 217239
Location: California
Gender: F

Just your average college girl. 

My music tastes goes from Taylor Swift to f*^ucking death metal. ๐Ÿ˜โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’€

im studying Criminal Justice. 

Future police officer ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
so watch out! 

I do like to party & have fun. 

Vodka has been there for me when no one else has ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ท

"you know you like it" makes me feel like a stripper
actually any DJ Snake song. 

I like guys that are usually wayy out of my league. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Half the stuff that comes out of my mouth is 100% bullsh••it๐Ÿ™Š


Quotes by AnaCastro196

Where can I find the friendzone? I need some friends.
"Youre going to hell because youre an atheist๐Ÿ˜ก."

How can i go to hell if I dont believe in it OOOOOOOHHHHHHH๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
What if Tyga tried to be cute and bite Kylie's lip and it just popped??
As a college student you just have to accept the fact that youre always going to be tired no matter how many hours of sleep you get.
Do sorority girls fart glitter???
How many calories do you burn jumping to all these conclusions?
I like how the plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class... Almost like it was copied & pasted there
Ive been on Witty for 4 years!!!๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ
I saw a kidnapping. 

So I woke him up. 
Apparantley Caitlyn Jenner doesnt agree with gay marriage...?? the fโ€ข*ck. im out.