AnimeWolf56

two moods:
"b*tch, i'm to fabulous for you.make way, peasant!" 
and
"omg! i'm so fat and ugly. i look like a man."

Difference between Me and my friends

friend #1 - Throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

friend #2 - throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

friend #3 - throwing straws at people who need to suck it up

friend # 4 - throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

Me - throwing knifes at people who need to be stabbed

That awkward momment when you shout out the wrong part of the song with confidence

I  judge you by three things:
1. Your grammar
2. Your astrology sign
3. Your toilet paper roll

With great power comes great electricity bill.
JUST SAYING.