Anonyme

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Joined: December 7, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 341183
Gender: F
Hey. This is my 2nd account on Witty. I forgot my other so I get the just of what goes on here. 
                               
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Quotes by Anonyme

Boyfriend: I'm breaking up with you.

Best Friend: I hate you.                     

Mom: You're grounded.                    

Me: ........ *Pulls up Witty*                 
 
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You can torture me, beat me, hurt me.

But I swear, if you threaten to give me Tamiflu®,

I'll spill all my secrets.
 
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I saved the text. The one you sent asking me out.
I saved the text. The text that said, "I love you."
I saved the text. The text that said I wasn't good enough and you found someone better.

Now I understand that they were all meaningless words to begin with.

 And the sick part is? 

I actually believed you. 
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                 Witty;
When I want to laugh, cry, and read about emo people cutting themselves.     



 
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So today, I went to McDonald's

drive through

And when the lady said, "Hello, welcome to Mcdonalds, what would you like to order?"

I said, "Um, the chicken please."

She said, "What kind?"

Confused I said, "Erm, the real kind?" Not realizing she meant nugget or finger.

Then, the lady said, "Oh, Im sorry, we don't serve that here." And disconnected me. 

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I hate being bipolar. 

      It's fantastic.
nmq
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