AnonymousGirl98

Status: C:
Joined: July 23, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: September 29
user id: 367099
Location: Narnia
Gender: F

Quotes by AnonymousGirl98

I'm just a problem that doesn't wanna be solved
so could you please hold your applause?


Novocaine ~ Fall Out Boy




Here in Greece, it's already 2015
so all i can think about is that in some other countries
it's still 2014 and I'm like "I'm already a whole year ahead of you suckers!"
Happy New Year everyone :]

Happy Birthday Andy Biersack E>
Think of a number between 0 and 20.
Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2.
Subtract 1.
Now close your eyes.
It's dark isn't it
Me: Send me words of encouragement so I don't murder someone at school
Friend: There is no Netflix in prison

Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: THAT is why you're single.

I talk about wanting a "boyfriend"
But I don't even know what I'd do with one
Like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner
How often does it eat
I was hungry so i decided to buy some animal crackers ..
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can i get a bag please?
Cashier guy: *gives me weird look but gives me a small bag*
Me: Thank you i think people might look at me funny if they saw me carrying around animal crackers..
Cashier guy: What.. just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS PROBLEM!?"
Cashier guy: (as I'm leaving) DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!

Made my day..

Best pick-up like ever.

Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.