ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle

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Joined: December 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 9
user id: 246299
Location: Chicago, IL
Gender: F
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Quotes by ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle





that song
that reminds you of
                 that special someone
                         your cat
                                                                                 

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Person: happy birthday!
Me: thanks, you too!
Person: 
Me: I mean



 

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Me: well well well, who's that sexy beast?
Me: lol jk this is a mirror
Me: 
Me: *whispering* call me



 

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all of that absolute anger

when a pony tail holder breaks

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i'm jealous of people

who are good at stuff

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I think Wittians should have a secret code.
Something like, "Steve is the best dinosaur" that we randomly throw into conversations. And then people would be all, "Wait. You go on Witty?" and then we'd be all, "Uhh, yeah, thats why I'm so hilarious," and then they'd be instant best friends and stuff. 

 

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When I read a bad quote
How do I give negative likes



 
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Me: is it pronounced potato 
Me: or potato



 

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Me: You're the only one who understands me. 
Me: I love you.
Me: 
Me: I love you too. 



 

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