AsFarAsTheEyeCanSee

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you know what's fuc//ked up?

that you can be without someone
for six months, a year, five years and have mastered
not thinking about them,
but no matter how much time passes there
will always be that moment where
you see a photo of them
or catch a little of their cologne on a crowded
street and suddenly you're plagued
with a rapidly sinking stomach
and the relentless question,
"what'd i do
wrong?"

 
And it's hard to forget someone;

that you know you'll always remember..
"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
HOW TO BE SKINNY
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
Congratulations, you're skinny.

 


You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.




if anyone ever tells you that
you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"



 

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled